Author's Note: I always wondered about this episode. If the TV-show was based on the characters, well, then… certain aspects of the characters must have been copied as well. Thank you for all of the amazing reviews, and I hope you all like this chapter!
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Wormhole X-Treme
Daniel, Teal'c, Sam, and Jack all settled down on Jack's couch. Teal'c was eagerly waiting another premiere of an episode of Wormhole X-Treme.
Jack passed Sam a bowl of popcorn. She gave him a smile in her thanks and took a handful before passing it Daniel. Daniel took a handful as well and then passed it Teal'c.
"You know," Sam pointed out. "You're not getting that back."
Daniel shrugged his shoulders. "Jack can make some more."
Sam chuckled, and Jack ignored Daniel's comments. Instead, he leaned towards Sam.
"I can't believe Teal'c got us to watch this crap," he muttered. Teal'c, of course, would be able to hear, but he ignored Jack.
"It's not crap," Sam defended. "It's… it's…"
"Crap," Jack finished.
"Well, alright," Sam admitted lowering her voice. "It's not the best TV-show in the world."
"Then why are we watching it?"
"Because it was Teal'c's turn to pick something to watch tonight."
Jack made a face. "Isn't it always Teal'c's turn to pick something?"
Sam covered her mouth with her hand in an attempt to stifle her laugh. This caused Jack to laugh as well. Teal'c picked up the remote and paused the show and turned to Sam and Jack.
"O'Neill, Major Carter, could you respectfully continue your conversation at a later time?"
"Oh, sorry, Teal'c," Sam said. "We'll stop."
"Yeah, T," Jack said. "We'll stop now."
And they did. Teal'c started the show again, and they watched silently for the majority of the show. They actually became quite entranced with it.
They were in for quite a shock, however, when the characters Colonel Danning and Stacey Monroe began to kiss passionately.
Jack was speechless. He could only manage, "What the…?"
Sam just kept opening and closing her mouth, completely at a loss for words.
Daniel laughed hysterically.
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "I do believe the characters of Colonel Danning and Stacy Monroe are supposed to portray you, O'Neill and Major Carter."
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