Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even a fanny pack. ;D
And...some of you might not get this.
Sorry!
Bella Edward
You know what would be really funny to me?
Besides the usual—your own banter?
Heh. Banter. But no…
So, then, what is it?
Flippin' fanny packs!
You know what Ifind funny?
Funnier than a purse that someone wears around their waist in an attempt to look fashionable?
Yes.
This I must see…I was just asking Alice if anyone would ever find something like that. She wouldn't tell me.
By now what I find funny won't be funny anymore though…cuz it's too late. It'll be delayed.
What is it, Edward? Gosh.
The fact that you said "flippin'"…
What's wrong with "flippin'"?
I don't know…it's just…funny.
YOU'RE funny.
Thank you.
That never works out.
What doesn't?
That thing where when someone describes something, you pull on one 'em and say YOU'RE [insert cruel word here. But it's usually something good.
Heeh.
Like, the other day, I was forced to tell Mike Newton that he's a cherry blossom.
…Bella.
I'M SORRY! It was calling to me…And I didn't think before I said it, or something stupid like that.
Of course not…Because that would be completely moronic.
YOU'RE COMPLETELY MORONIC. …I'm sorry. You're not. I NEED HELP.
Would you settle for Almond Joy?
YES.
Mmkay...
So y'know how if someone describes something...or something,
then some idiot (being probably me) will be like...
"YOU'RE [adj here.!"
Like, "that's stupid." ... "YOU'RE stupid."
That sort of thing.
Reviews make me smile:D