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Thanks again for the reviews on the last chapter! I may not be able to update again for a while because I'm getting school work piled onto me by the loads; but I will try. Anyway, here's another chapter on Resident Evil 4…

Leon stood in the middle of the hallway, staring at an abstract portrait of a woman done by Picasso. As he continued to stare, Ada crept up behind him.

"Oooh," Leon said, "I get it: it's a person!"

Ada placed her gun against Leon's back, causing him to go stiff.

"Put your hands where I can see them!" she ordered.

"Sorry," he apologized, "but following a lady's lead just isn't my style."

"Sexist bitch," Ada yelled, "put those damn hands up!"

Leon spun around and grabbed her arm. Ada kicked his arm off and dramatically did a cartwheel across the room in slow-motion. As the gun spun around in the air, Leon took out his knife and charged after Ada. As she attempted to catch the gun, her heel got caught on her dress, causing her to trip and hit her head on a wooden stand.

Leon stood above her and smirked as she stood up, rubbing the back of her head, "bit of advice: try not wearing a long, magenta dress while attempting to take someone out…unless it's on a date."

Ada smiled and took off her sunglasses, "Leon. You've gotten smarter since we last met."

He stared at her for a good minute, contemplating what she had said. Finally, he came to a realization.

"Ada!" Ada frowned: apparently he hadn't gotten that much smarter. She kept quiet as he continued, "so it is true…"

"True?" she asked innocently, "about what?"

"About the Raccoon City hospital," he answered, "everyone said the doctors could perform miracles, but bringing you back from the dead is just…wow!"

"Uh…actually, Wesker brought me back," Ada corrected.

"So you are working for him!" Leon spat.

"I see you've been doing your homework," Ada said as she dropped her sunglasses; which were now set to detonate.

"Don't be ridiculous," Leon said, "I dropped out of school ages ago. Why are you doing this?"

"Well, it's always been my dream to be a spy," she explained, "the excitement of sneaking around and performing dangerous tasks is just fun!"

"Aaaw…like a ninja!" Leon said, unintentionally making a remark about her race. Ada frowned at this.

"Leon, I'm not Japanese either," she grumbled.

Leon's eyes grew large as he realized what he'd said, "I-I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to offend you. How 'bout we go grab some egg rolls down at the diner?"

"Leon, you're doing it again!" Ada snapped.

Since Ada was now distracted and pacing around the room, she didn't notice that the timer for the bomb-glasses had reached zero. Leon backed away as a cloud of smoke flooded the room, followed by a small 'boom'. He coughed as he looked around for Ada; who was lying on the floor unconscious. He smirked as he realized that it was her glasses that had done this.

"You're sly," Leon muttered as he held the remnants of the glasses over Ada's face, "but not sly enough, Grasshopper."

A/N: Poor, poor, slow Leon; always saying the wrong things at the wrong time. It's no wonder that Ada double-crossed him. Does that village even have a diner? I know they think it's still like, the 8th century there, but surely they had diners back then? Anyway, feel free to leave a review, or something.