Well... Crimson's not here at the moment. I sent her to the movies to check out hot emo guys because she's been hot guy deprived latly. Seriously! She flipped out because she found out there is a guy on this sight. ANYWAY, why are you guys reading thins stuff? Don't you want to figure out what happenes when the gang gets drunk?

The Mega Awesome, Randomness-filled, Sleep Over Of Doom!!

(With minor theft and trespassing on privet property)

Chapter 11: Drunken Idiots

(And not a word about Drunken not being a real word!! I made it up. So shoot me.)

"Okay men. Here is the deal." Kankuro dictated to all of the guys sitting around the bar. "I'll serve up different drinks and we all have to drink them down at the same time. Everybody's got to chug it, got it?" All the guys nodded. "Good. Beer is up first, last person to pass out wins. Ready? Alright men, chug!!"

The girls watched in horror as the boys started their under aged drinking contest (NOT a good thing!!), all except for Temari. She had decided to join in against everyone else's advice. So Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Sakura and the only guys not participating in the contest, Gaara and Shikamaru, sat at their table sipping their drinks modestly.

"This is not going to end well." Hinata whispered.

"I agree." Tenten pitched in.

"Yup. Total disaster." Said Ino.

"What a drag." Ino punched the lazy generous in the arm.

"So, who do you thinks going to win?" Sakura asked.

"No idea." Was her answer.

"Who do you think is going to be wasted the worst?" Tenten questioned.

"Well… Sai can hold his liquor, that's for sure. He drank it all the time with the monks. I think they lived on sake. Choji's also got a strong stomach. I think those two will be alright… for a while."

"I just hope Neji passes out soon." Hinata whimpered. Everyone looked at her questionably so she explained. "Once… at one of our family's' celibrations he was allowed to have a glass of… I think it was rye. The end result was anything but pretty."

Everyone turned back to the bar to watch.

"Third drink! Martini!" Kankuro sang, the alcohol getting to him. The boys cheered and chugged it down. Neji was already so drunk after he downed the third drink he jumped up onto the counter and started to do a sexy dance. (Try and picture it people. You'll NEVER be able to get the image out of your head) Hinata prayed he would keep the only clothing he had, his boxers, secured around his waist.

Sakura looked away, red in the face.

"Ok then…" Shikamaru said. "Then there is Kiba and Naruto. I'm sure they've had a drink before but nothing major. So… that's not going to be pretty. What about your siblings Gaara?"

Everyone looked to the red head for his answer. "Temari will win."

"She drinks a lot?" Ino asked astonished.

"Well… not really. But when she does… I swear she could down a whole swimming pool of beer before she passed out."

"How is that possible?" Shikamaru questioned. He was even more distressed than Ino at the fact his somewhat girlfriend was quite possibly an alcoholic.

"Don't know. I think someone let her into the wine cabinet when she was little." Gaara murmured his eyes watching his sister gulp down her fifth drink in one swig.

"Kankuro can keep it down too. It's just the question of how much. I've never seen him drink like this, in a contest. He would have a beer at a party, but it was always Temari that entered the drinking contest."

They all nodded at his comment. "What about you?" Asked Sakura.

"What?" Gaara asked her.

"What do you drink?" She question, truly curious to his answer. She hardly ever had alcohol, but she had gotten a glass of wine along with everyone else at the table, that is except Gaara. He was the only one not drinking anything yet.

"I don't drink." He answered flatly.

"Never?!" Ino asked astounded.

"Never."

"Wow. Never drinks, never sleeps. What are you? A robot?" Shikamaru mumbled.

Tenten who was already on her third glass of wine hiccupped then started to giggle. "Never sleeps except when Sakura's his pillow." (UA OH. This won't end well...)

Ino, Shikamaru, and Tenten continued giggling. Gaara looked confused, as did Hinata who had been in the girls' bathroom at the time of the incident. Sakura turned beat red.

"What?" the red head and the Hyuga heiress asked at the same time.

The eager and somewhat drunken Tenten jumped strait into the story. "Oh yeah! That's right! We didn't tell you. When we found you and Sakura you were asleep and you were hugging her to death."

Gaara turned sheet white.

"It was really quite cute, you all lovey dovey with her and all, then you wouldn't let go. We thought you were going to hug her to death." She continued. (Yep. she wen't there...)

Gaara turned to look at Sakura, his eyes betraying his shock and horror. They also begged for her to tell him it wasn't true. She looked down, not about to meet his gaze.

Realizing the truth Gaara tried to find his voice. "I- Is that true?"

"Yup. Sorry buddy." Shikamaru said.

"Don't worry!" Ino tried to assure him, not wanting the sand master to loose it and kill them. "It's a thing of the past. It's not like anybody's going to remember."

"Yes they will." Tenten contradicted "Kankuro took all those pictures." (She should shut up. NOW.)

Gaara was across the room and over at the bar before anyone could bat an eye. He forcibly grabbed his brother's shoulder and turned the half-drunk ninja towards him.

"Give me them!" he demanded.

"What?" Kankuro slurred out.

"Give me the pictures!!" Gaara roared.

His brother had a real serious concentrating look on his face for a few minutes before he grinned. "Oh! You mean those pictures! Sorry bro, but you'll never get them."

After he made out what his brother had said Gaara's face turned red with anger, so red it almost matched his hair.

He raised his hands to crush Kankuro with his sand when his brother signaled him to wait.

"Hey, I got an idea!" he garbled. "You out drink me and I'll give them to you."

Gaara hesitated.

"Don't do it." Sakura said, approaching him from behind. "I-It wasn't that bad. Really, nothing at all."

"That's not what it looks like." Kankuro said holding up one of the pictures. Gaara's eyes widened when he saw it but when he grabbed for the picture, it was pulled away.

"I'm in." he said, his voice determined. Gaara sat down at the bar and grabbed a glass of beer, the first drink he would ever have.

"Oh no…" Sakura moaned. (This is not going to end well.)

It didn't. (Of course it didn't!! We warned you it wouldn't.)

The clock read four AM as those who were sober dragged those who were drunk up the stairs and to the groups giant bed-thing.

"That was fun! I like ponies!! Do you like ponies?" Neji slurred as he rested propped up against the back of a game and Tenten's side.

"Sure…" She rolled her eyes. Hinata was right. Neji X alcohol NOT A GOOD IDEA.

"You're comfy." A half asleep Naruto sighed, hugging Hinata to him much like Gaara had Sakura. Hinata did nothing to stop him. She was too busy praying Neji would not suddenly become sober again.

Ino struggled up the stairs with her passed out team mate Choji. "That's it!! When we get out of here you're going on a treadmill!!" she hollered. He did not wake up at the sound of her yelling or when she basically threw him onto a blanket.

Shikamaru kept coming back of the stairs with a somewhat non-drunk Sai helping bring a completely out of it Kiba and a snoring Kankuro up to the arcade. It took both of them to drag the out-cold Temari to her bed. She was snoring just as badly as Kankuro while clutch an empty brandy bottle to her as a pillow. Of course she had won.

"You're pretty." Neji mumbled to Tenten.

"Yeah, sure," she said paying no mind to his less-than reliable state of mind. She just concentrated on keeping him in the upright position.

"No. Really, you're pretty. I know I never told you this Tenten, but I've always liked you. You're so smart, and strong, and… wow, you're pretty."

Said weapons mistress tried to keep from blushing. Maybe drinking didn't make men completely out of it. Maybe it just made then out of it enough so that they could spill their hearts out without knowing it.

Sakura was the last up the stairs with an extremely drunk Kazekage.

"Come on." She urged, exhausted from dragging his almost completely limp body up the stairs. She collapsed to the ground against the bar's closed entrance as soon as they were up, sighing in relief. Gaara came down with her with a slight thud and a grunt. Thankfully he stayed sitting up.

He looked dazed and confused, his eyes scanning everything in his range of vision. He saw the faint glow of the games and the area where everyone else was sleeping or close to it. Then he saw the almost empty bottle in his hands. He raised it to take a drink, but Sakura stopped him.

"Oh no you don't!" She grabbed it from him and threw it to the side. Then she leaned her head back against the closed door and closed her eyes. For a long moment they sat side by side just as they had under the desk, their shoulders lightly brushing against one another's.

"Hey S-Sakura…?" Gaara slurred out.

"What?" she moaned.

"Truth or dare?"

CLIFF HANGER! OH! What now?? You are NEVER going to guess where this goes. (Evil smiely face) Gaara does the funniest thing you could EVER imagin. Review people, so you can find out, or else I'll make you wait for EVER, and since Crimson's not here she can't stop me! WWWHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Next Chapter, Chapter 12: Truth or Dare.

Review, you skum, review. (Another Evil smiely face.)