A/N: Here we are at day 8! Wow time flies, I started in July and here we are in October…cant get over this…sorry just cant believe 8 days have gone by in my story and in real time its been 3 months. "Broken metatarsal in your face!" (Sports Med. Inside joke)…a metatarsal for those of you who don't know is the bone in your foot that connects your phalanges and cuneiforms…right? I think so. The point is there is no metatarsal in you face…ha ha ha…I'm done. Its almost as dumb as to say you have a Jones Fx in your hand…when a Jones Fx (fracture) can only occur in you foot………….just nod you head and smile people go with it…….

Mr. Eko: Gather around People its time for Mr. Eko's story time! (Said in his funny little accent….that goes for all of his dialogue)

Boone: Boy howdy this is the type of day off that I've been waiting for woooo weee

Jack: German engineers in da HOOOOOUSE!

Charlie: word

Shannon: giggle giggle giggle giggle ha ha ha he he he he he he he hey Sayid will ya stroke me hair and call I pretty

Sayid: Why are you talking like that?

Ana Lucia: NO ONE MOVE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

Sawyer: No way you're pregnant!

Ana Lucia: YES!….no wait, I just wanted to tell you Jin got food poisoning from the sushi we all got for reward!

Jack: This looks like a job for DR. JACK

Heavenly lights shine on Jack while heavenly voices sing

Mr. Eko: Wait my children we must listen to Mr. Eko's story first then we can help the dying man haven't ya all heard of taking care of priorities first?

Jack: You're right must take care of the most important thing first then do the things that can wait later

Sun: JACK JACK my husband throwing up I think he's dying must you help him oh Dr. Jack save him!

Jack: I have to listen to Eko first its more important!

Sun: Your right Jin can wait lets hear your story

Shannon: giggle giggle giggle

Mr. Eko: Evil women must you interrupt me and my story telling

Mr. Eko picks up his stick and swings it, hits Shannon, and Shannon goes flying. She ends up landing in Congo were she becomes a heroin dealer and cant give blood cuz she got a blood transplant in Austria….

Hurley: Go Eko its ya birthday we're gonna party like its ya birthday!

Mr. Eko: Ok my people listen up; remember those little ninjas that gave us all a good whippin?

Jack: You mean Shannon's distant uncles twice removed?

Eko: Yeah something like that…well anyways I know the ancient history of them. You see there sacred and holy to the god and goddess of the freezer!

Claire: NO WAY

Eko: oh yes my child…and here is how the tail goes

Long, long ago there was an ancient temple. In this temple lived the God of Crab Cakes and the Goddess of Tofu. They lived in a peaceful nation until the Macadamias attack. With their Peanut soldiers and Cashew warriors, the peaceful nation was destroyed. The only thing left standing was the ancient temple. The God and Goddess had only one choice to save there beloved home. And, that was to send out their super secret team that no one knew about until now, Ninja One and Ninja Two. The two Ninjas defeated the Macadamias and shouted out their victory cry, NO SUSHI FOR YOU! The God and Goddess granted the two heroes with the temple and never ending life. The God of Crab Cakes and Goddess of Tofu left this world for their original home in the freezer.

THE END…or is it?

Kate: Wow. How old is this tail again?

Eko: hmmm I believe my sister that it is…….1567 and 3\17th years old.

Jack: Dude that is older then Kate!

Sawyer: Dude that older then you too! (Mocking him)

Claire: Hey Charlie is Jack acting a bit different lately or is it just me?

Charlie: Hmmmm

Eko: No my children we must be good to one another if we're going to listen to another one of Mr. Eko stories ok?

Charlie: Of course…but before we leave I must sing my song that was written by the band Reggie Buzz Peaches that somehow got written in a past chapter that Blue Panda never talked about.

Jin: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOIK!

Sun: He says he can't breathe Jack!

Jack: This is our priority remember?

Sun: Silly me sorry Jack

Charlie: Well Claire this is for you

Charlie takes a breath here it goes-

Polar Bear: Jack you got to help me! AWWWWWWW the pain!

Jack: Charlie was just about to be romantic and you interrupted him!

Polar Bear: Please help me so much pain must get help please please please!

Sun: Uh jack my husband isn't breathing any more

Jack: Well this sucks…………..

Boone: Are least we're not in a gorilla cave….

End of Day 8

A/N: Tune in next time for a Jackish medical, tribal council, Sawyers seam high, special guess appearance, action pack exploding bicycle, Hurley with a facial mask and more episode….why am I giving you insight on my next chapter?

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT VOTED OFF (yes Shannon is still vote-able)

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