sorry for not backing my promise. Only one more chapter after this. I'll do another season of course. This was just hard to do.

Jayfeather walks into the studio with five cats behind him. The cats are Scourge, Firestar, a white cat, and a cat with golden pants.

"Yo yo yo! Sup!" the cat with pants says in a gangster accent. "M' name's Snazzypants!"

Meanwhile, Scourge and Firestar are talking while drinking coffee.

"My name is Rabbitpaw!" the white cat says in song.

"Great," Jayfeather mutters. "This is just like when Julie Andrews came on. It's The Sound of Musical Cats all over again!"

"When did Julie Andrews come on?" Scourge asks wildly, dropping his coffee cup.

"We were going to bring her on today, but the practice show was horrible."

"But I'm in love with her!" Scouge drops to his knees.

"Great," Jayfeather mutters. "Another movie star lover. Who here is in love with a movie star?"

Three Hours later...

"Jayfeather!" Skyfang yells.

"Huh," Jayfeather wakes up from his nap while everyone is telling their celebrity crushes.

A doctor walks into the front door.

"Hi!" he says. He looks at Firestar and Scourge. "Hey, aren't you two are like 'kill on contact' to each other?"

"We were," Firestar admits. "But then we found out we were brothers, and we had coffee!"

"Yeah, coffee!" Scourge says, dropping his cup.

Lionblaze walks into the studio with in a blue tux.

He frowns. "What's wrong?"

"The author has died, so you guys are now getting laid off," the doctor answers.

"NO!" Fallenshadow yells. "NOW I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE COOL WEAPONS CLOSET! I CAN'T FORCE TIGERSTAR TO MARRY ME NOW!"

"Didn't you already have three kits with him?" Skyfang asks.

"Yeah, but those were when I r*p*d him. And I could tell he liked it."

"How..." Skyfang starts.

"He kept yelling, 'Bring it on, baby! Bring it on!"

"Dang..."

"Yep. And I'm doing it again today."

"Do you think that'll happen with Jayfeather and me?"

"Oh, I know for a fact, that that will happen."

"YAY!" Skyfang yells as she starts jumping up and down.

"Anyway, dawnpelt is getting kicked off the show!" Rabbitpaw says.

(THIS SCENE IS CENSORED FOR FORCED MAKE-OUT SCENES AS DAWNPELT GRABS LIONBLAZE'S FACE AND SMACKS IT INTO HERS)

"That was tramuatizing!" Lionblaze yells as he is placed on the ground by Heathertail.

"He's not breathing!" she yells.

"Yes I am-" Lionblaze says, but is cut off by Heathertail performing KPR( Kissing preserve remedy).

Once she pulls back, Lionblaze says, "Wow, you're a good kisser!"

Cinderheart crosses her arms and marches over to Lionblaze.

"I'm a good kisser too!" she says indignantly. She takes out a deathberry gun and shoots Heathertail in the face. Then she bends down and kisses Lionblaze.

"Wow, you're an even better kisser!"

Icecloud the walks over. Stabs Cinderheart with a knife, and then kisses Lionblaze.

"Yeah, not so good."

"I love bunnies!" Rabbitpaw randomly yells.

"So do I!" Snazzypants starts doing the snazzy dance.

"Snazzy dance!" Scourge and Firestar join in.

"I love Lionblaze!" the three contestants yell while doing the snazzy dance.

"Goodbye!" Jayfeather yells over the music. "Please vote for your fav kitty!"

"Wait. Did we just break the fourth wall?" Lionblaze asks.

"We broke that a long time ago." Jayfeather confirms.

"The Author is alive!"

"NO!" Jayfeather yells while curling up in the fetal position.

1. Heathertail

2. Cinderheart

3. Icecloud

Also, I'm starting a new story. It'll be about the 4 clans coming together. It includes Sky, River, Thunder, Wind, and Shadow. It also includes some tribe stuff and ancients. Vote and see you next time

-Lightningstorm