ReMiX :D ok guys sorry for not updateing but i haven't been able to cuz of school and stuff but these next chapters get more into the adult things and to make up for that you guys get to do what you want with the characters no go crazy and enjoy i hope.

Me:hello world!
everyone:(glaring at me evily)
me:what?
aelita:(charging like a kamikaze with a spatula and a rolling pin)
me:huh?(eyes bulge out looking at aelita) holy mother of god!
aelita:(swings at me with both cooking utensils) son of a bitch i missed!
antea: AELITA!
aelita:umm... yea?
antea:what have i told you about your language?
aelita:umm...(starts running)
me:come on a little closer.
aelita:(yelling in pain with a red mark all over her face) ouch what the he... err... heck was that for?
me:oh im sorry did i hurt you?
everyone:omg your such a jerk me:oh im sorry what did you call me?
everyone:we called you a jerk!
me:ok then(starts jerkin)
odd:what the heck are you doing?
me:it's called jerkin.
odd:oh cool(starts jerkin)
jeremie:no it's not its called being physically handicapped.
me:SHUT UP NERD!
jeremie:really thats the best you can do?
me:oh so then let me get this straight. you wanna catch the jerk then jeremie:please only stupid people jerk.
odd:(record scratching sound)woah hold up. just because you can't jerk doesn't mean it's stupid yumi:yea it means he's a *
everyone:WOAH!
jeremie:oh that hurts(sarcasm)
me:maybe that doesn't(shoots jeremie with a bb shotgun),but this does.
jeremie:ouch man what was that for?
me:well...nothin jeremie:what.
nothin at all im just bored.
jeremie:WHAT!!! SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT ME FOR NO REASON AT ALL JUST BECAUSE YOU WHERE BORED!
me:umm.
jeremie:WELL!
me:well yea pretty um.... oops.
jeremie:WTF WAS THAT FOR THEN YOU FREAKIN LOSER ASS NOOB WRITER!
me:yea im a noob but at least i have a life and friends.
everyone:oooooh jeremie:what life all you do is type on your computer when you have free time me:yea sometimes but unlike you i do otherthings too not just spend hours on the computer even when i don't have free time.
xana:oooh want some ice for that burn.
me:ummm..... when did you get here?
xana:i was busy activateing a tower when i overheard this and i was like Lol man this is so funny and.
me:0_0 xana:and then i also heard some other laughing and.
me:(in my mind)god when will this end!
xana:so then i said it was she then he and then.
me:(grabs a shotgun and blows brains out)
xana:ummm....LOL!
odd:well our host is currently dead but he'll be back in a couple of hours (I hope)so if you guys have any questions comments or suggestions dares etc. just ask hope you liked for now