EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON! Season 2 Starter!
DIALGA!
VERSUS!
PALKIAA!
BEGIN!
Dialga: I control time, dork, you can't stop me.
You can't touch this, just try and pop me.
Made of metal, can't bruise me.
Resist your Dragon, lose to me.
I'll just smack you back when your manager sues me.
You control space, that's a useless addition,
To your already crappy arsenal, so it's my mission
To get rid of all crappy fighters, so stop your wishin'
That someday you might be as tough as Dialga, you kitten.
Don't wage war with a time god, you wuss.
Cause when you do I'll smack your brains into a bush.
Last man who fought me, wasn't a man at all.
It was Mega Mewtwo X, so much for his wall.
Palkia: I'll use Spacial Rend, who cares if you resist it?
I eat Arceus' Judgement for breakfast, but you just French kissed it!
Riddle me this genius, if my power is useless
How did I once endager Sinnoh? Well now you're quite clueless.
A legendary 17-foot-tall Steel Dragon Wall
Who can't take a Focus Blast, isn't good at all.
Sure, Dragon-type moves can really make an impact
But for the rest of your moves I'll dodge them and make it out intact.
Dialga: I can take a Focus Blast, that goes for Ground-types too.
I'd stop rapping against a force like this if I were you.
Because I'll rap this up before you even start your second verse.
My raps keep getting better, yours couldn't be any worse.
Palkia: Put up with my raps, you couldn't do any better.
A kindergartener can say the whole alphabet, you don't even know the first letter.
Here's a hint: There's two in your name, need a reminder for memory?
Two is the number of verses before I crush my enemy.
I've stayed with you long enough, it's time to get real.
I'll make you faint twice before you can heal.
Maybe some seven-year-old will catch you with a PokeBall.
Anyway, I win, deal with it, cause I'm off.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
This was by far the most requested battle, so I did it! Enjoy!