The Chronicles of the Ginger Goatee is nearing the end (whos sad? I am )

What will happen? Will Ron defeat Voldy and become the ruler of the World or will Ron DIIIE? :O :O

Well you better read and find out won't you? :P

Voldemort's fierce red eyes stared into Ron's wide blue ones'. His thin mouth curved into a sneer. Ron's mouth was nowhere to be seen under his ginger goatee.

"Sooo this is the Ginger Lord everyone is talking about?" Voldemort simpered, staring at Ron, clearly unimpressed.

"Yes," Ron said confidently, once more giving off an aura of power. "And you are…?" The Goatee Eaters smirked.

Voldemort's smirk was wiped off his face, and the place where his eyebrows should have been furrowed into his eyes. "HOW DARE YOU! AVADA KEDAVRA!"

Harry and Ginny watched in awe as the legendary killing curse shot at him and the green flames wrapped around his goatee, Ron didn't so much as flinch.

"Wha -?"

"The power the Dark Lord knows not…" Dumbledore whispered, realization hitting him.

Harry whipped around to him, flashes of green light going off above his head as Voldemort shot killing curse after killing curse at Ron, which kept agiley wrapping around his goatee.

"But I'm the Chosen One!" Harry said in a slightly whiny voice.

"Maybe...maybe not…"

Harry crossed his arms, his chin quivering.

"AVADA KEDAVRA! CRUCIO! IMPERIO! AVADA -"

Ron laughed. "Do you only know Unforgivable Curses, Voldy?"

"Nevaa call me Voldy!" Voldemort was getting more and frustrated as Ron refused to be killed or tortured. "Why won't you di-ieeee?" He whined.

Ron laughed cruelly. "I'm the Ginger Lord. Ruler of the world, now leave me!" He flicked his arm and Voldemort flew across the room.

The Death Eaters roared and charged towards Ron. He disappeared and appeared behind his Goatee Eater's who he ordered coldly to fight.

And fight they did.

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McGonnagal and Bellatrix Lestrange bitch slapped each other, completely forgetting about how much more they could hurt each other if they used their wands.

Flitwick slashed everyone's knees with a knife, as that was the highest he could reach.

Trelawney threw crystal balls which smashed on everyone's head.

Snape ran around, gleefully plonking cauldrons on the Death Eaters heads'.

And the rest were duelling to kill. The students in the Hall ran for cover as curses and glass and boulders flew over their heads.

Harry and Ginny turned to stare at Kneebo accusingly. "He's destroying Hogwarts anyway!"

Kneebo swung his arms and scuffed the floor awkwardly. "Yeah…well even goblins can make mistakes sometime…I guess power has gotten to Ron's head."

"Yes, and what do you plan to do about it?"

"Somebody could still kiss Hermione!"

"There's no one left in here that's not fighting!" Ginny shouted.

Kneebo looked wildly around the Hall and his eyes fell upon someone lying on the floor. A crazy grin spread across his face and he ran off to the other side of the Hall.

A second later he returned dragging the body of an unconscious Voldemort.

"Ewww no way!" Ginny looked horrified.

"I dunno Gin, I mean both Voldmort and Hermione have got no eyebrows…maybe they'll bond…?" Harry said.

"Oh yeah, we have no eyebrows – let's get married!" Ginny commented sarcastically.

"Just trying to help," Harry held up his hands.

"Yeah shut-up Ginny," Kneebo snapped and threw water over Voldemort.

Voldemort gasped and woke up. "Heyyy you ruined my hair!" He threw a hand over his light-green, bald head.

"Yeah. Whatever we need you to kiss her," Harry pointed to Hermione who was standing by the wall, frozen with fear.

"And why would I do that?" Voldemort sneered.

"To defeat Ron and to win back the title of evil sorcerer of the world."

"Sold!" Voldemort said enthusiastically and shot up and pranced over where she was standing.

Ron, who had been watching the fight with satisfaction, saw Voldemort heading in the direction of Hermione. He went so red his goatee burst into flames once more.

Voldemort got to Hermione and leaned in.

Ron disappeared and appeared by their side.

But it was too late. Voldemort's lips were on Hermiones'.

Eeewwww did that last bit give anyone mental images? :O

Ahhhhhhghhh so what did you think?