Author's Note: This is a sequel to Chapter 1 as requested by ShanaKOC.
Some of the other chapters were also by request but I forgot to put who (but they already know which one was for them).
Summary: Orochimaru holds a staff meeting so he can make a very important announcement complete with a presentation and visual aides.
Time check: The evening of the same day as Chapter one. Occurs sometime during the timeskip between the original Naruto episodes and the beginning of Shippuden.
Orochimaru's Announcement
"Hey did you hear the announcement?" one older minion asked another younger one.
"About the staff meeting? Yeah I heard. Is it mandatory?", the male minion responded.
"I don't think so but I heard it called a press conference, not a staff meeting," a female minion added.
"What's a press conference?" the second asked the third.
"No clue. Maybe it's a special kind of staff meeting?" the woman offered.
"Who cares, I heard Lord Orochimaru has a big announcement and I heard from one of Kabuto-san's aides it's going to be something we'll want to hear," the older male stated.
"Then what are we waiting for? It's almost time for whatever this is to start. I hope it's something gossip worthy," the woman practically squealed with delight.
"Women," the younger male said as he sighed and shook his head.
A majority of the minions had assembled in a large underground room deep within the current Lair of Orochimaru's choosing. A temporary stage was constructed in the front of the room and looked rather thrown together and possible of breaking any minute. Off to one side was a giant easel covered with a sheet and in the center was a hastily put together podium of sorts. Orochimaru and Kabuto were the only ones on the stage as Sasuke was sulking in a corner. Sasuke didn't want to be at this meeting, conference, whatever. He wanted to be out training but his new sensei insisted he be there if he wanted to learn a new jutsu as a reward.
Kabuto gave the sign for everyone to quiet down and Orochimaru walked up to the podium.
"I'm sure you are all wondering why I was called this gathering at such short notice. I have noticed some of you have been arguing a lot about something and I'm going to set the record straight once and for all. Kabuto and I have discussed this matter at length and have created this visual aid to help."
At this prompt Kabuto pulled the sheet off the easel. Tacked on to the easel were two charts with hand done writing. The first chart said Daddy traits as the heading with the second being Mommy traits. Each chart had a list of traits then two columns, one for Orochimaru and one for Kabuto. Someone had placed a checkmark under the name of who exhibited the trait on each row. At the bottom of each chart was a box labeled total and one of the names with a big circle around it.
The minions could barely keep from laughing while Sasuke's face went white as Orochimaru's skin. Orochimaru gestured at the two charts, cleared his through and spoke again.
"So as you can see here, despite Kabuto wearing the pants and I wear things similar to dress I am in fact Daddy. So now you can stop arguing about it and go back to work. See Sasuke everything is alright now."
"Like Hell it is!" Sasuke screamed in an embarrassed rage.
From that day on all the minions made Daddy and Mommy jokes at Sasuke's expensive.
(Just not in front of him for obvious survival reasons.)