*Luna's POV*
I stared at Amanda and Lucy in shock, they were grinning like maniacs as I sat on Hidan's lap still in the car, did I really fall asleep on the Jashinist's lap?! apperantly by the way Hidan grinned with satisfaction, I did. "Did I ever tell you I hate you?" I ask, and Lucy smirks. "Yup, about 50 times on the way home I think you became more annoying than Hidan or Tobi combined." she says, "well I-" I get cut off as Hidan slams his hand on my mouth. "Oh my Jashin! Do you ever shut up?!" he says. Amanda starts giggling as Lucy looks at him smirking. "You really shouldn't put your hand over Luna's mouth." she says. "Why no- OW! DAMNIT BITCH!" He says and he wrenchs his hand back which was bleeding slightly.
"That's why." Lucy says chuckling well Amanda is laughing, the other Akatsuki are smirking. "Now as I was saying..." I start again when Hidan growls slamming his hand over my mouth again, I roll my eyes. "Don't you ever learn?" I ask through his hand slightly muffled, now both of my friends are laughing hysterically. "You know what..fuck this." I say and I bit down hard on Hidan's hand when he pulls it away his grip loosens and I spring out of his lap leaping over the front of the seat and lunge so that i'm now sitting on Lucy's lap who lets out a shocked yelp. "Hey hey!" I say smiling at both who glare at me. "Oh come on you had to see it coming." I say smiling an innocent smile. "No I didn't now get the fuck off." Lucy says and I grab her arm holding it as tight as I can. But i'm kinda weak so it's not very effective, "LET GO!" Lucy hollars. "NEVER!" I say like a little kid, finally Lucy has had enough, and grabs my long hair pulling so hard I have to let go. "Ow,ow, ow, Lucy! Hair, hair, hair.." I say and she literally grabs one of my arms and tosses me into the back so I end up landing so i'm sitting on Deidara's lap. "Hey Dei, hows it going?" I ask smiling at him. "Dei?" he asks, "ya, that's my nickname for you! Do you like it?" I say looking at him, he opens his mouth to say something but I guess Lucy and Amanda send him glares not to break my spirit but he couldn't anyways and then I'm leaping over Itachi so i'm sitting on Kisame's lap.
I have my face pressed up against the window. "OH MY GOD AMANDA STOP LIKE RIGHT NOW!" I yell and Amanda does just that, if Kisame hadn't wrapped his arms around my waist any sooner I would've gone flying. "What?!" she growls, I pull free of Kisame and jump out running into a store. Amanda takes one look then slams her head on the steering wheel grumbling about how she hates me now. I come back two seconds later smiling at her and she gives me a weary look. "What did you buy." she asks. "Nothing..now drive." I say smiling and she does she tears out of the parking lot, and then two seconds later we hear a boom.
Everyone looks at me, I look back innocently. "What?" I ask, Amanda starts to growl. "What the hell was that.." she says glaring at me in the rearview mirror. "What was what.." I say then let out a loud scream as Lucy lunges for my hair, grabbing onto Kisame who seems to blush. "Kisame! Save me!" I say. Apperently Lucy then got a hold of my daggers, "oh I can't have my weapons but Lucy gets them. Nice job Amanda, girl can't even throw straight." I say, Lucy glares. "Oh really?" she says only to get all the daggers swiped by Amanda. "Not in my car." she says still driving. "Now Luna explain..now." she says, with a hard glare. I sit back on Kisame's lap since there was a limited amount of room. He wraps his arms around my waist probably to 'protect' me from Amanda's sudden stops. "That my dear Amanda would be what I did.." I say as I examine my fingernails. "Did you kill anyone?" Lucy asks. "No, it was harmless. Probably just destroyed lots of money and items that you could've bought." both girls freeze Amanda pulls over into an abandoned parking lot and glares at me, I shrink into Kisame.
"What did you fucking destroy Luna." Amanda growls, the boys are glancing from Lucy and Amanda to a cowering me that's still sitting in Kisame's lap well Hidan looks annoyed cause I won't sit in his but all of them have a look of curiousty. "Um..remember that one store..." I say nervously. "Which one..." Amanda growls. "The one where you met Ricky..the one were you forced me to go hang with Ricky's brother.." I say and Amanda narrows her eyes. "me and Lucy's second most favorite clothing store..yes I remember it.." she says. "I um..I...may have..put a paint bomb in it.." I mumble the last part but she heard it anyways. "YOU DID WHAT?! THATS IT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she says, I squeak and scramble out of Kisame's lap well Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori try and prevent Amanda from crawling into the back seat to get to me. I crawl over the side of the seat and land in Zetsu's lap, i'll take my chances with the cannibal plant-man. "Hey Zetsu." I say and peek over the seat. "What are you-doing?" he asked. "Hiding from Amanda..in the trunk.." I say and duck just as a dagger lodges in the trunk door where my head was. "I'm sorry!" I holler. "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, GET YOUR SKINNY FUCKING ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRUNK YOUR LUCKY I CAN'T REACH YOUR FUCKING ASS BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKING IDIOTS." She yells. "NO!" I yell and Hidan swears. "Damn it bitch! Watch where your fucking throwing those." he says. Suddenly its quiet I peek over Hidan's shoulder and see an extremely calm Amanda, I pale visably. "Luna..." she says her voice completely calm and I pale even more, the guys glance at me, Hidan jumping at seeing how close I am, they all look at me curiously.
"Your screwed.." Lucy says glaring at me. I gulp as Amanda turns around and starts to drive I quickly move but take a dagger to the shoulder. "DAMNIT! WOULD YOU STAY STILL!" Lucy growls, I wince as I pull out the dagger, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Kisame look at me with worry and anger in their gazes, anger at Lucy for throwing the dagger and worry for me. I peek over the seat and see Lucy grumbling turning around and staring out the window. "You ok Luna, un?" Deidara asks, I look at them. "Well it was nice knowing you guys." I say, the guys look confused all except Kakuzu. "Her friends are gonna kill her for what she did." he says boredly as he counts his money.
I hear a creepy laugh come from both my friends. "We don't need to kill her that'd be an easy out for her we have other ways.." they say and I look at them the terror on my face. "Oh please don't! I didn't know you guys liked the store that much! Please don't!" I say as we pull up to the house and they get out, I try to scramble over the seat only to have my foot grabbed by Lucy and yanked back. "LET GO!" I holler as they both grab me Lucy holding me by the arms as Amanda holds me by the feet and they carry me into the house proceeding to shove me into the basement shutting and locking the door in my face. I start to pound on it I hated the basement..I think its haunted. "Let me out! Please! I won't do it again!" I beg as I pound on the door. I feel something touch my leg and pound even harder getting more freaked out. "LET ME OUT PLEASE! AMANDA! LUCY! LET ME OUT PLEASE!" I yell the panic evident in my voice.
*Lucy's POV*
I sulked on the couch listening to Luna scream and holler. "Ah. What a sweet sound." I say, the boys came in looking for Luna, and hearing her scream and yell. "What did you do, un?" Deidara asks, all of them had a worried look. "What does it matter to you guys? She pranked you for Jashin sake." I say looking at them, they all looked about to kill me.
"Oh just chillax. We locked her in the basement." I say as I watch them, I was curious about this, no one besides me, Amanda, Brit and Brandie care about Luna, this is kinda interesting. "Let her out." Kisame says, looking at me. "Nah, I don't feel like it." I say and then feel my self picked up by my shirt collar and walked to the door as Itachi drags me over to the basement, it was extremely quiet from inside there, by now you would hear Luna sobbing and crying but it was eerily silent. "Amanda! I think she died!" I holler getting angry glares from all the guys, Pein and Konan were no where to be found however. "Let her out." Kakuzu said, I sigh, and Itachi puts me down and I open the door only to see nothing there. "Luna?" I ask as I try to switch on the light, accomplishing very little the light flickered on and off. I walked down the steps. "Luna?" I call and see her rocking herself in a corner tear streaks down her face.
"Luna.." I say and step towards her only to see she didn't move nor notice my presence. The boys sent angry glares my way as Hidan and Kisame went over to try and get her to move. In the end, Kisame ended up carrying her up the stairs and placing her on the couch. She looked freaked. "Luna.." I start but she ignores me. The guys all glare at me till I leave the room. I peek in to see them all with sad, worried, angry, or annoyed expressions i'm guessing the annoyed or angry expressions were at me and Amanda for locking Luna up in the basement the place she hates with a freaking passion.
But they all had some form of worry for Luna, even Sasori who looked slightly human in our world. I walked down to the office to see Amanda sitting at a desk well Pein and Konan where looking through books. "I think we broke Luna.." I say and Amanda gives me a curious look before following me, Pein and Konan coming too, we all looked in to see Luna pale as a ghost, and the guys all sitting near her, she was sitting on Hidan's lap, Hidan didn't even move to do anything pervy towards her either. She just sat there looking scared and out of it, Hidan had his arms wrapped around her small trembling frame, even Tobi must have been worried as he didn't say anything about him being a good boy, all the guys seemed pretty worried.
"Damn...I think we over did it.." Amanda says, and walks in to get harsh glares from the guys. "Luna..sweety?" she says bending down so she could look at Luna, who looks like she's terrified and hides into Hidan's chest. Amanda has a look of regret as she walks back out, Konan watchs before walking in and taking Luna's hand and pulling her up to her room and shutting the door, the boys all walk up the stairs to eavesdrop on the conversation. Me and Amanda did too, getting hard glares from the boys I listen as I hear Konan start to ask Luna whats wrong but I knew it wasn't gonna work but when she responded, me and Amanda's jaws dropped, we didn't expect her to do that..then again it is Luna.
*Luna's POV*
I was terrified of the basement, for several reasons, 1. because its a basement, 2. its creepy, 3. doesn't matter how new the light is it always flickers like its about to go out, and the scariest reason is its freaking haunted! Ok I don't know that for a fact but i'm pretty sure, Konan and I sat on my bed, and I brought my knees to my chest.
"Whats the matter?" she asked like a big sister would, I looked at her. "Amanda and Lucy locked me in the basement.." I say, she gives me a curious look. "Whats wrong with the basement?" Konan asks. "Its haunted..and they know i'm scared of my basement cause its freaking creepy and all and they still lock me in it..I was just playing a joke on them by acting like I blew up their favorite store with a paint bomb but really it was just fire works that they were paid to set off by the mall for like some sale or something." I say and I could tell Konan was a little mad. "It'll be ok.." she says and I look at her and smile.
"Thanks Konan." I say as she gives me a hug. I get up to walk to the door, I opened it and walked to the living room to see all the guys sitting there trying to act normal well Lucy and Amanda were no where to be found. I then smiled and skipped over to the guys who seemed to brighten a little at seeing me all happy again and I skipped over to the couch Hidan was on then leaped over it effortlessly and hugged the life out of Tobi, giggling as the guys gapped at me for leaping almost half way across the room and for tackling Tobi who looked like he was blushing. Konan smiled as she and Pein walked to the office again (*cough* for 'work' *cough*). "Tobi's a good boy?" he asks and I giggle. "Yup!" I say smiling then feel myself pulled off of Tobi I looked at who pulled me off to see Itachi. "Itachi!" I say smiling and hug him, he got all kinds of glares from the guys as he awkwardly patted my head not knowing really what to do.
I giggled and then looked at Kisame and walked up to him, he looked like he was prepared for a hug but I surprised him when I leaned up on my tip toes and kissed his cheek "Thank you Kisame." I say, he got lots of jealous glares from the rest of the Akatsuki males (more specifically just Deidara, Hidan, and Itachi) but that was probably me imagining it, I skipped into the kitchen and started to get some ice cream when I paused and realized i'd have to try and reach the bowls which were at the top of the cabinet I sighed and climbed onto the counter and still had to go on my tiptoes to get a bowl when the phone rang, I let out a shriek as I fell but landed in someone's arms looking up I saw Deidara, I smiled at him as he put me down I kissed his cheek.
"Thanks Dei." I say and give him a hug before walking to the phone. "Hello?...yes this is her..yes that's my step mom...no...what?!..when...ok...I understand...no..my dad passed away 5 years ago...yes..my two friends are living with me..both are 19..yes..yes..ok...yes...no..alright..thanks..." I say and hang up. "Whats wrong?" I hear Lucy's voice and I look at her. "Mom's plane crashed..4 days ago they only just got her body identified.." I say and she looks sad and hugs me. "It'll be ok Luna..you have me and Amanda.." she says and I smile. Pein and Konan come in. "Bad news guys.." they say, glancing at me. "Looks like someone already got some.." Pein says ignoring Lucy's glare.
"There isn't a way back to our universe..there isn't any chakra here so we aren't able to get back.." Konan says, the guys nod trying to look sad, but I could tell they were happy..wonder why (*cough* Maybe Kakuzu found ebay.. *cough*). I look at Amanda who looks at me. "They're gonna need more clothes, as of tomorrow you,me,and Lucy are going to the store to buy them stuff." Amanda says, she must've heard what happened. I nod, "take 6 members with you." Pein says before he and Konan walk into the living room. "Now for your punishment for the store incident.." Amanda says and I look at her. "Amanda.." Lucy starts but is silence by a glare. "We are going to watch horror movies, and you are going to be forced to sit on...Kisame's lap." she says, I look over at Kisame who seems to have a sort of blush but also smug grin, well the rest are all glaring at him. "Wh-what movies?" I ask shuttering. "Its a surpise.." she says walking in with the rest, Lucy pulls me into livingroom, the rest of the group file in, Lucy puts me on Kisame's lap who wraps his arms around my waist to keep me from getting away.
Since the guys all took the spots, Konan had to sit on Pein's lap and Amanda had to sit on Kakuzu's lap, well Lucy sat on Hidan's. Amanda pulled out The exorcist, The shining, The ring, a nightmare on elmstreet, and the grudge. I looked at her with wide eyes "your mentally insane!" I say and try to get off of Kisame's lap. "Kisame don't allow her to leave this room till all the movies are over." she says and he nods. "Kisame!" I say looking at him with wide eyes. "Sorry.." he says looking apologetic, she puts the first movie in and we watched them all in that order, we weren't even half way into the exorcist when I was already hiding in a chuckling Kisame's chest scared out of my mind. I could tell some of the other Akatsuki where chuckling at my behavior like Pein and Konan, but then the others like Deidara and Hidan glaring at Kisame.
"Don't get to comfy Luna.." I heard Lucy say getting a giggle from Amanda. "Fuck you! You know horror movies terrify me." I say. "Oops..guess we forgot." Amanda says giggling. When we got half way through a nightmare on elm street (I was still hiding in Kisame's chest most of the time, he would tell me when a scary part would be over, which would cause a series of giggles from both Amanda and Lucy.) when Amanda looks at me. "You gonna sleep tonight?" she asks making almost everyone jump and glare at her, she smirks. "Probably not your a bitch!" I say looking at her, she smiles. "I love my job too." she says and I throw the tv remote at her, Lucy and Amanda threatened to break my hands if I turned the tv off...but they never said anything about throwing the remote at them.
When the movies were over, Kisame started chuckling. "The movie is over now." he says, and I look at him. "Thanks.." I say blushing a bit. "Now...Luna does someone need to sleep with you tonight so that you don't get to scared." Amanda asks in a teasing tone, Lucy took it dirty and was laughing her butt off until Hidan shoved her off his lap laughing at her. I blushed even harder. "NO! I'll be fine." I say standing up and walking upstairs. Lucy sneaking up behind me and getting super close and then whispers boo in my ear causing me to scream. She and Amanda where laughing extremely hard. "Fuck you guys." I say, and cross my arms, and then look at the guys, I remember Sasori telling me how he doesn't sleep so that'd probably freak me out a lot, in the end by default I walked over to Kisame. "Kisame..will..you um..stay with me tonight?.." I ask, Amanda and Lucy's mouths drop guess they'd never expect me to actually ask someone from the Akatsuki to stay with me after a freaking horror movie, especially a shark man.
"Sure." he says, and I smile at him, the guys sent glares at him as we walked upstairs. "Night!" I say at the girls and head to bed, Kisame pauses as I shut my door. I do too, blushing a bit. "Um...don't look ok?" I ask as I pull out my pjs, he blushes and nods turning around. I think I caught him peeking a few times but I quickly finshed putting them on. Before crawling into bed, Kisame comes over after shutting off the light, crawling into the bed too. I blushed although i'm pretty sure he couldn't see in the dark. "Night Kisame.." I say and he responds. "Night."
**aw isn't that sweet?
Luna: -.- don't test me..
Me: shut your mouth, I could have Amanda and Lucy make you watch another scary movie!
Luna: *walks away mumbling about how she hates me*
Anyways, I came up with something, you guys can ask questions OR dare the girls or the akatsuki, (but not me), You can dare them to do anything! They have to so...Just make it semi appropriate ok?
Everyone: *groans*
Well that's all for now, look forward to your dares! well questions too but dares will be like ten times funnier so..its all for the readers entertainment so have fun!
***Note: since this story was on quotev also, i'll be posting some of the dares the readers on there requested, maybe you guys can come up with some ideas off of that.