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Chapter 11- Burned
Emmett
Now, if you haven't noticed everything is all in the acting. If you can't act, you your lying will suck. Ok, so this was in a chemistry or biology class. It was some sort of science class… Anyway this is a good example of Rose acting.
"Alright class, I need an assistant for our next experiment." Our teacher, Mr. Teaflinton said.
Rose raised her hand. Mr. Teaflinton called her up most likely because this was the only time she had ever volunteered.
"Ok, Rosalie, you are going to pour this in," He handed her a beaker full of blue acid. "while I poor this in at the same time." He finished as he scooped some type of powder into a smaller beaker.
Mr. Teaflinton handed Rose some goggles and put some on himself.
"And…pour!" He instructed and started pouring in the powder in a flask.
Rose quickly dumped it in causing Mr. Teaflinton to look up at her. "Not so fas-" He was cut off when Rosalie flipped her hair and dazzled him. When he finished pouring it he went to grab something else, without breaking his gaze from Rose. Mr. Teaflinton accidentally knocked over the mixture and spilled it all over the table.
"Ahhh! Ehhh! Oww!" Rose shrieked as her hand shot up from the table because the 'chemicals spilled on her.'
"Damn it! Shit! Holy fu-" She stopped herself because there was a teacher there but she continued on with a string of curses while clutching her hand. Damn she was a good actress.
"Let me see!" Mr. Teaflinton said frantically.
"Haven't you done enough?" Rose hissed and walked towards me.
"Emmett, take me to the nurse please." She told me
I stood up out of my desk murmured "You'll be ok, baby." Just loud enough for Mr. Teaflinton to hear me as I shot a glare at him. Rose fake dry sobbed into my shoulder as I led her out of the room.
"Y-yeah…go to the n-nurse." Mr. Teaflinton stammered like it was his idea.
When we left the room I high-fived her and we went to the parking lot and we hopped into my silver Hummer HX and went on an early hunting trip in the mountains.
After that we didn't even have to try in Mr. Teaflinton's class because he was afraid of being fired or something like that. It was pretty funny actually. He was yelling at Rosalie for not doing her homework a couple days later and all she had to say was, "You burned my hand, remember?" and point at her wrapped hand, which was just a fake cover up. He would end up stammering and apologizing. One time he even cried when Rose refused to do work because 'the pain in her hand wouldn't go away!' Yeah! He ended up under his desk, crying and gasping "Don't tell on me! Don't tell on me! This job is barely covering my bills and I don't want to move back in with my mother!" About a week later the principal walked in when he was under the desk crying and he ended up getting fired for not paying attention to us. Hahahaha!
See we got to skip and completely fail that class without actually failing! If you pretend to burn yourself for chemicals don't actually touch them. Since Rose is a full vampire, when she touched the chemicals it actually didn't hurt her but it might hurt you so pretend when your teacher is looking away and don't actually touch something, unless you know it won't injure you. If not Edward will have my head, literally.
Oh and about him getting fired we got a new teacher and we had a brilliant plan to completely ditch that class. Hmm…remind me to tell you that story next time! It's actually quite clever.
Love you always, your Uncle Em.
A/N- Did you like it? Not to funny but the next chap I have an idea. ^^ The one for next time. And I have to try to make it funny! PLEASE REVIEW AND THERE ARE NEW PICTURES ON MY PROFILE! ALERTS AND FAVS APPRECIATED!
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