In the Exam Room

House looks at her. "Well, Mrs. Banderas. You can't possibly be," He pauses, and looks at chart. "Fifty two? You look more like thirty two."

"You must be House. And call me Maria, please." The patient said, with a slight smile.

"Aright Mrs. Banderas." Patient rolls her eyes. "What seems to be the problem?" House asks, of course, not caring.

Maria looks at the chart in House's hand. "Doesn't that tell you."

House laughs. "Sarcastic, now I know where your daughter gets it from." He looks down at chart "Chest pain, leg spasms, and your sides are hurting. Well, I'm going to take some tests." he starts taking her blood.

"So the two guys dating mi mija's happen to be a best friend, that's neat." Maria smiles.

"I'm not dating your daughter, I'm just." House pauses looking for the right word to put it. "Uh!"

"Are having amazing sex with her." Maria adds.

House and Wilson give her an awkward and shocking look.

House clears his throat. "Erm," Pauses not knowing what to say. "Wait, she told you it was amazing?" He asks, trying not to smile. Which, in fact, was failing.

"So your not dating my daughter but, your just having fun with her." Maria points to House. "And you." She points at Wilson. "You are going to marry my Juani." she grins.

"What the hell James?" House shakes his head. "Again?"

"What do you mean, again?" Maria asks, very curiously.

House grinds his teeth, slightly before speaking. "Your soon-to-be idiot here has been married four."

Wilson interrupts him. "Three!" He corrects him, annoyed.

"Oh, whatever." House glared.

"My daughter's going to be your fourth wife?" She gives Wilson a stare.

"Yes, Jimmy here like's to marry a lot, he just doesn't know how to just date a girl." House keeps his glare on Wilson.

"House, I'm begging you shut up."

"Why?" House asked, smiling.

"It doesn't matter if I've been married four times. I am a better man then you in every single way." Wilson eyeing House.

Maria laughs to self. "That is not what I heard." She mumbles, but both men still hear her.

House starts cracking up laughing. "Oh, snap! Wait, how do you know that?"

"Eh- Yeah?" Wilson raises an eyebrow, in a curious way.

"My daughters, and I tell each other, everything." She adds.

House gulps, somewhat silently. "Everything?" Both Wilson, and House have worried expressions.

Maria looks, at House. "Lucia tells me you're the best she's ever had, and you know exactly what she needs without her saying it. Plus you're the benefactor in size, and length of timing."

House starts busting up laughing, to an extreme everyone in the lobby, and other exam rooms can here him. "SCORE!"

Maria points to Wilson. "Juani tells me your passionate, fun, but the only issue is you're too quick. You need to work on that Hun. Stamina is key, you know?"

Wilson walks out embarrassed, and goes and grabs a file from the nurse's station.

"Oh, you are hilarious. Thank you for making my day. I'll get to the lab." He holds up her blood sample.

In The Lobby

House talks to one of the nurses. "Our girlfriends mom," He points to Wilson then himself. "Said that I am better at sex then him, her daughters told her so.", He grins, The nurse gives him a glare. He hands one of the other nurses the sample. "Get this to the lab; tell my team to run all tests."

"Your an ass." Wilson added.

"Yes, we've established this long ago," House takes a deep breath. "You know what this is Wilson." he pauses. "It's heart failure!" he walks off.

TBC...