" Hey...Mena...wake up..." I heard and I groaned." Onkel...let me sleep." I growled and turned away from the strong German accent that belonged to my uncle." Nein...I can't let you do that today. We have to get ready for the world meeting." He explained and I immediately jumped up from my position on the bed.
" Worauf warten wir noch (What are we waiting for)?" I asked and ran into the bathroom quickly. I brushed my teeth and quickly set out to neatly brushing through my short, blonde hair. When that was done I jumped into the shower to wash off any dirt, dust, or musk on my body. why I brushed my hair before getting in the shower?
Don't ask, it's just a thing I do everyday. I'm a weird child." Hey Kleiner Bruder~ (Little Brother)" I heard outside of the bathroom, and scowled. It's that annoying Prussia! I hissed in my head as I wrapped a towel around my body, which was hard because of my large chest size." What do you want Prussia?" I heard Germany sigh and I rolled my eyes.
" Oh nothing much. Just wanted to see my little brother and his Niche (niece)...where is the little booger anyway?" He asked and I scowled coming out of the bathroom." Get. Out." I hissed as a black and purple aura surrounded my body as I held up a fist which was covered in my Alice." Ah! Bruder! Don't let the Dämon (demon) get me~" Prussia whined.
I hissed at him, and soon punched him in the face." What! You can't just punch The Awesome Me in the face! That's just so un-awesome of you!" He cried out and I chuckled darkly." The only un-awesome thing in this room is your face. You just might be the most un-awesome thing I have ever met." I laughed and his face contorted into a look of pure shock.
" What!? Impossible! I'm the most awesome thing in this room, and probably this planet!" He boasted and I scoffed." Did your mother tell you that?" I asked and he shook his head." Nein, but my Grandfather did!" He boasted again, and I laughed. I fell to the floor in uncontrollable giggles.
" Ha~ That's priceless!" I laughed as tears came into my eyes." You have way to much ego man~ HAHAHA! I can't believe this!" I laughed and Prussia looked like a hurt puppy." Sie sind so gemein und unhöflich( You are so mean and rude)~" He cried and sat in a corner to grow mushrooms." Wow...no one has ever shot his ego down that quickly...I'm impressed." Uncle Germany said with raised eyebrows and I smirked.
" Of course I did. Who else could have done it? I am your niece after all." I laughed and returned to getting dressed. I put on a top that showed my navel, and my uniform pants. I put on my coat and zipped it all the way up this time. I placed my pilot hat thing on my head. You know, the one with the headset on it!
" Okay, I'm ready!" I called once I put on my knee length boots. I practically had on the same outfit from yesterday, except with a few adjustments here and there. Like my coat." Gut (good) Now lets get going." My uncle said as he opened the door for me. I tucked my whip into my pocket quickly and also my swiss army knife just in case.
" What are you doing with those?" Uncle Germany asked and I shrugged." You can never know what happens at the world meetings." I replied and walked out the door with Germany, and Prussia at my heels." I think you taught her a little too much Bruder." Prussia whicpered under his breath, and Germany chuckled.
" Nein...I taught her just enough." He replied and caught up with Mena as they walked side by side." Yeesh!" Prussia exclaimed, throwing his hands into the air dramatically.
_An hour later_
Uncle Germany, Prussia and I decided to get some breakfast before going to the meeting. Apparently they made you lose your appetite at times...huh." Lets get going...we don't want to be late." Germany sighed as he stood from his seat. I nodded my head and stood also as Prussia groaned.
" Ugh! You need to loosen up a bit Mann (man obviously = . =')!" Prussia exclaimed as he threw his hands over Uncle's shoulders." We have a while to be there! Don't worry~" He laughed and I groaned." Stupid un-awesome person." I growled and he snapped his head towards me." I am too awesome!" He shot back at me and I shook my head.
" Are not."
" Are too"
" Are not"
" Are too"
" Are no-"
" Both of you cut it out! Seriously Prussia! You are arguing with a little child?" Germany ordered his brother and I shrugged my shoulders as Prussia scowled." The brat started it!" He exclaimed, pointing at me. I hissed and bit his finger, drawing blood."Autsch!(Ouch)" Prussia exclaimed as he held his finger to his chest.
I laughed darkly and reached for my Uncle's hand. He grabbed hold of it and tilted his head towards the door, signaling to his brother that we needed to leave." Did you see that! She bit me!" Prussia exclaimed but my Uncle shook his head and walked out the door after paying." Even if she did you deserved it." He sighed and Prussia looked at him in disbelief.
" Wow...that girl has you wrapped around her little finger." Prussia deadpanned and I kicked him in the shin." Yep." I stated as my uncle hailed a taxi. We climbed in and Germany told the driver to head over to the City Hall, or wherever we were holding the meeting at." Yessir." The taxi driver replied and we took off towards the meeting building.
_15 minutes later_
Germany helped me out of the taxi as I stared in awe at the large building." Mein got...(My god)" I whispered under my breath at the beautiful building in front of me." Come Mena. we don't want to be late." My uncle ordered me and I ran towards him." It' so groß (big)" I whispered, and he nodded his head.
" Ja, it's pretty large. Just be careful not to get lost okay?" He sighed and I nodded my head. I looked at his hand hesitantly and he must have noticed, because he held out his hand towards me. I grabbed it quickly and his large hand squeezed mine tightly. I had to take quick small steps to catch up to his large fast strokes so I wouldn't fall behind.
As you can see. I am more comfortable around my Uncle than anyone else I know. Not even my own father or mother! I stepped closer to my uncle as we walked into the large building. I was almost scared I would get lost in here if I let go of my uncle's hand. Almost...I was just surprised though...nothing more.
" Is that Germany...with a child?" I heard a person with a Spanish accent say and I squeak a little." Hoho! I never thought to see the day!" Another voice said from behind us and I squeaked again, growing closer to my uncle to he point of stepping on his shoe. I looked over at the two countries who spoke. I saw a tan country with short brown hair, and green eyes, and the second country had blonde hair that stuck out to the side and bright blue eyes, He had a goofy grin on his face as he chuckled.
" Is that your daughter Germany?" The blonde man asked, and uncle shook his head." Nein. This is my niece Mena. She runs Germany with me so I brought her to the meeting since I can't leave her alone at the academy." My uncle explained and the brown headed tilted his head." So that's Prussia's daughter?" He asked and Germany face palmed." Nein! She's not my niece by blood!" He shouted making the other two countries jump. I didn't because I'm use to his constant shouting.
" Yeesh! Calm down! I was only asking a question." The brown headed country mumbled under his breath and I rolled my eyes as the blonde country beside him looked at me." Hey there! How old are you?" He asked and I glared at him with all the evil I had stored up in me...which was a lot.
The man yelped and fell backwards onto his arsch." I don't know you, so why should I tell you how old I am?" I hissed and climbed up onto my uncle's shoulder." Ouch Mena!" My uncle exclaimed but didn't say anymore as he crossed his arms over his chest." Sorry." I mumbled as I continued to glare at the man.
" S-she's scary~" He whined and his behind the Spanish looking country." Y-yeah!" The guy exclaimed as they both shook under my intense gaze." Mena cut it out." Germany ordered me and I nodded my head as I toned done my glare." The brown headed country is Spain, and the Danish, spiky haired, one is Denmark." He explained and I nodded my head.
" Now can you tell me how old you are?" Denmark asked and I nodded my head." I'm 11." I explained as I held onto my uncle's neck." Really? You look way older than that!" Spain explained, looking at my chest. I gasped and covered it." Onkel! Spanien, ein Perverser und Blick auf meine Brust!( Spain's being a pervert and looking at my chest!)" I exclaimed in German, confusing the country in question.
" Oh er ist, ist er?( Oh he is, is he?)" My uncle growled as he popped his knuckles angrily. Spain must have gotten the message and started to run, but I took out my whip and snapped it at him. He fell to the ground in surprise as I jumped down from my place on my uncle's neck." You're going to learn Spain~" I cooed darkly and walked towards him slowly.
He yelped and crawled backwards on his hands and knees, only to hit a wall. I chuckled and took out my whip. I held it back and hit him with it. Not hard but hard enough. He yelped in pain as he got a small gash on his left cheek. I chuckled again as I walked towards him. Denmark stood there in shock, and so did mein Onkel.
I swiftly took out my army knife and held it to his other cheek." ¡Lo siento! Por favor, no me hagas daño!( I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!)" Spain exclaimed in Spanish. I giggled and made a cut on his right cheek, identical to the one on his left." Don't ever look at my chest again." I hissed into his ear and walked backwards away from him.
" Lets go Onkel." I ordered and I grabbed his hand again. He nodded and we left the two countries in shock.
_In The Meeting Room_
" We finally made it." My uncle sighed as he pushed open the door. I laughed at the sight I saw. Italy was arguing with what looked to be his brother, Russia was scaring a smaller country with two others standing behind the small one. I think I heard Ivan call him Latvia? France was laughing as he checked out some of the female countries, America was poking England who in turn started yelling at him to quit. There were a few other things going on too, like China giving everyone samples.
Japan was doing his own thing...whatever that was...maybe putting input in other conversations? Suddenly Italy appeared in front of us." Ve~ Ciao Germany #1 and Germany #2! Mena! I want you to meet my big brother Romano~" Italy exclaimed as he pushed his brother in front of me.
I saw him tense and a large scowl grew on his face." Now there are two Potato Bastards!" He exclaimed and I glared at him with evil." I'm not a potato bastard. I'll shove those words right back down your throat if I hear that coming out of your mouth again." I hissed as blue and purple lines grew around me.
Romano yelped and stepped back." Ah~ She's way more scary then him." He exclaimed loudly and suddenly the room grew quiet." I-is that Germany with a child?" Latvia asked and I growled, crossing my arms." Ja, do you have a problem? Or do I need to rearrange your face to make it better?" I asked menacingly and Latvia yelped.
" N-n-no! I-I-I don't have a problem!" Latvia stuttered as he backed up into the two countries behind him." Oh! Mena! You finally made it da~?" Russia asked with a pleasant smile, and I smiled back." Ja, I did! Prussia was being un-awesome so I had to fix him before we came her. I also ran into Spain, that Verschwitzte Nippel..." I chuckled darkly as I used Germany's insult.
" Hey! I told you not to use that insult!" Uncle Germany shouted at me and I rolled my eyes with a smirk." I thought I told you that I was going to use it!" I retorted and the other countries in the room watched confusedly as we bickered back and forth. Finally Germany gave up, throwing his hands into the air.
" This is getting nowhere...fine. You win! Use the insult!" He sighed and I fist pumped." And the niece wins again~" I cheered and the room went dead cold." Germany...you have a niece?" Latvia asked and my uncle nodded." Ja, not by blood though." He answered and I felt the room's temperature warm up again.
" Thank goodness! I thought that Prussian was stupid and got someone pregnant." A female country sighed as she looked at me." What?" I snapped at her, and she smiled." Oh nothing...you look an awful lot like Germany." She explained and I nodded my head." Ja, after all I am Germany..." I explained and one country did a spit take.
" Y-you are?" A red headed country with a Scottish accent asked and I nodded." Yes. This is my first meeting. When does it start?" I asked looking around. America laughed." As soon as all the countries get here!" He exclaimed as the door opened." Hola~ sorry I'-" Spain cut off as he saw me in the room.
I glared heatedly at him." So we meet again pervertieren(Pervert.)" I hissed and he started to sweat nervously." Hey tomato bastard! What's that on your face?" Romano asked and I smirked." I whipped his face up." I deadpanned and I heard Russia chuckle." What did he do this time?" He asked and I growled." Don't wanna talk about it." I hissed making the Spanish man yelp and run around me.
" She's scary!" Spain cried out and I laughed.
" Okay! Now that everyone's here, lets get this show on the road!" America announced and we all took our seats around the large wood table." First off I think we should genetically create a huge superhero to get rid of global warming! Now who's with me?" The American asked and most countries groaned.
" You bloody wanker! That's not going to work! It's the same thing every meeting!" England exclaimed and they began to have an argument." I think you should both shut up! Obviously my charms and good looks will save the world from global warming~ non?" He stated while flipping his hair dramatically.
I face palmed at the stupidity in perfect unison with Germany. He wasn't kidding when he said this room was full of idiots." You frenchies love to hate America!" America exclaimed while poking France's head with England. They all got into an argument, and China began to complain about how they were all being childish, and offered them samples.
" You're just making it worse!" England, America, and France yelled in unison. I chuckled at this and I stood up quietly to go sit by Russia." Where do you think you are going." My uncle asked and I waved his question off." I'll be right back. Don't worry." I whispered and walked over to Russia." Hello подсолнечник (Sunflower) what are you doing over here?" He asked and I shrugged.
" I can tell mein Onkel (My uncle) is gonna blow his top off any moment now." I sighed and leaned back in my chair. Ivan chuckled at me and patted my head, successfully messing up my short hair." You know...you aren't that bad!" He exclaimed as Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania watched as carefully.
" They sure do get along well." Estonia whispered to Lithuania, who nodded in agreement." Taip (yeah)...they sure do...I wonder why...have they met before?" Lithuania asked and Estonia nodded his head." I think they have, by the way they're talking." He proclaimed." Mr. Russia why are you so affectionate towards Mena?" Latvia asked and the other two countries shook their heads.
" Oh? Mena? Oh! Da...we met a few days ago! I gave her a few tips about how to be a persuasive country da?" Russia explained, looking at me. I smirked and my Alice grew in my hands." Ja, he told me a lot of things. To bad I had to turn him down right? I can't just join mother Russia with out mein Onkel's agreement...That wouldn't be good." I hissed and Latvia started to cry. He quickly hid behind the other two countries Estonia and Lithuania was it?
" EVERYONE SHUT UP!" I heard my uncle scream and the room went quiet. My uncle went on and on with his speech as the countries sat back down again." Mena! Get over here right now and sit down for the rest of this meeting. Does anyone else have anything to say on this matter?" My uncle ordered me and I sighed.
I stood from the chair beside Russia and waved politely to him before walking slowly towards Uncle Germany, my foot steps echoing in the large, silent room. I sat down beside Germany and glared at him slightly. He glared back at me, and we glared at each other for a while." Uh, wha-" America started." SHUT IT!" I hissed loudly and he shut his mouth, knowing full well what I could do.
" Why are you glaring at me Mena?" Uncle Germany finally asked me and I scoffed, looking away from him." Did you really have to yell at me? I told you I would be right back. I was having a civilized conversation between a few countries. Nothing more...plus the room was silent enough for me to hear you even if you were whispering." I explained and his face softened.
" Nein, I did not have to yell. Tut mir leid, dass( Sorry about that)." He sighed and turned back towards the shocked faces of the other countries." Now...is there anything someone would like to say?" Germany asked and I saw Italy's hand go up slowly." Germany recognizes his friend Italy!" Uncle Germany exclaimed, pointing at the country of Pasta.
Italy's eyes opened briefly, and I was shocked to see a beautiful golden color. He quickly shut his eyes, and I giggled at what he said." PAASSTAAAAA~!" He exclaimed and I burst out into giggles as an irk mark appeared on Uncle Germany's head." Does anyone else have anything to say?" Germany asked again, and America's hand shot up.
" Go ahead." Germany indicated for America to go on." I just wanted to say that America is better than Canada!" He exclaimed and I saw Canada scowl." It is not!" Canada said quietly and America scoffed." Uh, yeah it is! We have the best sports!" America countered and Canada scoffed.
" At least we're better at hockey then you will ever be." He said back with a small smirk." At least I don drag my ass and love moose!"
" At least I won't have to worry about getting fat because of fast food burgers!"
" At least I'm more popular of a country than you!"
" At least I don't have to worry about pollution and extinction of animals!"
" At least I didn't get a citizen as bad as Justin Gayber, unlike you!"
" Hey! That wasn't my fault and you know it! Plus she's in your country now, and I'm not taking her back!"
" Aw come on dude please! She's getting annoying, and won't come out of the closet!"
" We've been over this Alfred!"
" OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!" I yelled this time once we got onto the subject of the worst pop singer ever in history." This conversation was fine until Justin came up! It's good to vent out frustration at times but the rest of that conversation can wait." I ordered softly instead of yelling my whole sentence like my uncle does.
" But-" Alfred started.
" No but's America." I said sternly and he shut up." Now that that's over...is there anything anyone else would like to say before we conclude this meeting?" I asked and Ivan raised his hand." Yes Ivan?" I asked and I heard some other countries gasp at me using his human name." Da! I would like to ask if anyone would like to " Join Mother Russia" da?" He asked and most of the countries tensed at his question.
" I don't think so Russia...maybe next time." I sighed and he started to pout slightly." Thank you for all of your cooperation, and I must say this was a very eventful meeting to be my first!" I say joyfully, but then my face turned evil and serious." But if anyone messes with me prepared to be tortured and beaten without mercy." I hissed and the countries jumped at my sudden mood change.
" Thank you and that is all. Guten Tag (good day) you are dismissed." I ordered and all of the countries began to pack up their things. I felt a hand on my shoulder." That was good Mena!" My uncle praised me with a small smile." I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier. I was just a little worked up." He apologized and I shook my head.
" It's okay Onkel." I sighed and he patted my shoulder. He smiled gently at me, and I heard a voice behind me." Dude! Mena!" America yelled and I looked back to see him dragging his brother towards me. When he finally reached me he let go of Canada, and they stood side by side." Okay. You said we should resolve our bickering later and blah blah! So it's after the meeting! Now, which country is better? America, USA!, or boring ol' Canada?" He asked and I had an automatic answer.
" Of course Canada is better. He takes better care of the wildlife, recycles often, and is much greener. Not only that, but he is much less violent than the USA. Plus, in my opinion, hockey is a way better sport than Football, or baseball." I said as I held onto Canada's shoulder. America's eyes went wide with disbelief.
" Are you kidding me!" He asked and I shook my head." No, but that's just my opinion. Don't go launching nuke attacks on Germany because of something I said. Actions speak more than words." I phrased and he huffed." Fine~" He whined and stomped off." D-did you really mean that Mena?" Canada asked and I nodded my head.
" Of course I did. I don't lie unless it is absolutely needed." I explained and I was suddenly enveloped into a shy, but firm hug." Thank you Mena! That means a lot to me." Canada said shyly before scampering off. I smiled gently before turning towards my uncle." Wow...you solved that problem well." My uncle said surprised and I nodded my head.
" Best. Day. Ever." I deadpanned and he chuckled." How about we go get something eat?" He asked and I nodded my head. He picked me up and put me on his shoulders, and I automatically wrapped my arms around his neck. We walked out the meeting room like that, but not before I hit the door frame with my head.
" Ow~" I whined and Uncle Germany chuckled lightly before bending down and crossing the threshold of the door, and walking down the hallway.
Being a country isn't so bad after all~ I thought as we walked out of the huge, beautiful building.