Naruto the Overlord Great and Powerful
Made in colab with Bloodhound10
We do not own Naruto or Disgaea
Summary: The Kyuubi is quickly being absorbed into Naruto. His last request was for Naruto to return to his home to tie up some loose ends. Well those loose ends included ruling a planet full of demons and fighting dozens of them off. Well no one said it'd be easy.
AN:
Vilkath: It's not that we hate Naruto… it's that he's kinda incompetent. That and Ami has an unfounded grudge against the boy, so she probably did everything she could to mess him up. Hence the high powered pistol instead of say an air soft gun and a giant, powerful axe instead of a wooden hammer or something.
Kidimaru: Prinnies are the souls of people who have lived 'worthless lives' and are forced to work toward their reincarnation in the form of stuffed penguins. They also have peg legs, small bat wings, and a seemingly bottomless fanny pack.
Master of cheese graters: Yes Laharl will appear in this story at some point. He'll probably be demanding to be the main character again or something of the sort.
Robby Cartwright: As of right now Haku and Naruto's parents have no planned appearances in this story.
Sorry we never responded to your reviews earlier. Whenever we got a chapter ready we always forgot to throw this little section together.
Chapter 11: Invasion part 2
An awkward silence fell over the room as Naruto and Nanami continued their make out session, rolling on the floor and letting out suppressed moans. Mia could only blush and try to hide her awkward embarrassment as her lord was getting a girl's tongue forced down his throat. Zabuza however was finding this very enjoyable; he was barely able to stifle his perverted giggles, which strangely reminded Naruto of his masked sensei.
A minute passed and the two showed no signs of stopping any time soon. Mia was about to try and pry Nanami off of Naruto when she suddenly ripped open his jacket and tore off his shirt. By then, everyone else's eyes were as wide as dinner plates, and their mouths on the floor. Before they got completely out of control, Mia gathered herself and tried to get the two's attention. "N-Naruto?" The only response Mia got was stifled moans.
"…Naru-"
"Mmm…"
"…Na-"
"Mmm!"
"…N-"
"MMM!"
"STOP IT!!!" Mia yelled angrily as she kicked Naruto in the head.
Naruto yelled 'OW!' into Nanami's mouth, and she broke the kiss. Realizing what just happened her face lit up like a demonic Christmas tree. "I'm sorry, Naruto-dono, Mia, and everyone… I could not control myself… How unsightly of me…" Nanami said quietly as she got off Naruto and put her shirt back on, covering her ample assets.
Mia nodded, still blushing as red as tomato and turned to look at Naruto, who was rubbing the spot on his cheek that Mia punted. "Did you have to kick me in the face? What did I do?" Naruto groaned.
"You weren't doing anything to stop it!" The demon girl yelled back.
"What do you care what I do?"
"I'm not sure if you noticed, but I don't think this is the time or place for you to go into heat."
Naruto blinked twice before he remembered what was happening in the castle before his daring rescue. "Oh yeah. Sorry… I was… distracted."
"Yeah it is hard to concentrate when a beautiful woman is making out with you and ripping off your clothes." Zabuza noted with a chuckle.
"Shut it."
After everyone gathered their bearings, and Naruto fixed his ripped clothes, they sat down in the room and attempted to figure out what to do next.
"We need weapons, dood. They took our short swords and our bombs when they captured us! We're defenseless, dood!" A random prinny yelled.
"Arming ourselves would help us deal with any remaining enemies in the castle Naruto-dono."
Naruto stroked his chin for a second. The note that he got when he woke up told him to go to the throne room. Part of him was screaming to run in there and kick ass as he was now, but he had lives depending on him right now. He couldn't afford to cause any mistakes this time.
Naruto looked around the room. The only weapons they had were the kunai and shuriken Naruto has in his pouch, and the weapons the guards had, which were 3 swords and a gun. It's needless to say that they were not well armed.
"Where can we get some weapons?" Naruto asked.
"There are 3 armories in the castle. One here in the west wing, another in east wing, and one in the basement. I'm sure they'd have raided the armories by now, or at least have some guards there, but we don't know what they've done with Miyu-dono or Ami-dono. Time is of the essence." Nanami stated.
"What do you suggest we do, Nanami-san?" Mia asked.
"On the floor below the throne room is one of the kitchens. I keep a stash of weapons in each kitchen in case of attack. We can pass through the kitchen and pick out some weapons on our way to the throne room. It is not that far." Nanami stated.
"What about my men? We could use some more help in taking down these guards," Zabuza spoke up.
"Good idea we can use a few more decoys," Mia chirped earning her glares from her penguin companions.
"Alright guys, let's get to work!"
Naruto and his crusaders were surprised to not have encountered any enemies on their way to the kitchen. But as they checked rooms where Mia smelt prinnies they were usually met with a prinny cannon to the gut, an attempted decapitation, pit falls, and various other hilarious, yet equally dangerous, traps.
After clearing several rooms of their prinny captives, the group had finally made their way to the kitchen. "Shh… I think I hear something." Naruto said as he inched closer to the kitchen door.
"Do you see any grub?" A deep voice asked beyond the door.
"Naw… lemme check the fridge." Another voice replied. A moment passed before the same voice yelled "OOOH!!! RAMEN!"
"Ewwww! Ramen sucks!" A 3rd voice stated.
"BLASPHEMY!" Naruto yelled as he kicked down the door.
The 5 demons in the room all stepped back in surprise as Naruto came flying through the door and tackled the Heavy Knight by the counter.
"HOW! DARE! YOU! SAY! THAT! RAMEN! SUCKS!" Naruto yelled in between each thunderous punch he sent at the Heavy Knight's face.
Before any of the others could say or do anything, Mia, Nanami, Zabuza, and the prinnies ran through the door and started ganging up on the other demons.
5 minutes later and all the guards were dead, and were neatly thrown into the corner of the room.
Nanami quickly made her way to the large refrigerator in the room and had the prinnies pull it out of the wall. Behind it was a small closet, which had several dozen low grade weapons in it.
Nanami, Zabuza, and Mia were the 1st ones into the room, and each emerged with a sword, while the prinnies each took out two swords. When there weren't enough, they raided the freezer for frozen fish to use as clubs.
Naruto decided not to grab a weapon after browsing through the selection. "What's the matter kid? Can't find anything to meet your tastes?" Zabuza questioned.
"Well, it's not that. With the way my training has been I would probably lop my own arm off trying to use these things," he chuckled scratching the back of his head.
Now that his troops were equipped, Naruto was ready to storm the throne room.
Naruto and his group finally reached the hallway where the throne room was located. It was filled with well over one hundred guards, all waiting for the small group to arrive.
"Hey, looks like those bastards decided to show up," one called out to the others. This was met with a large amount of laughter. "Alert the rest of the men that we have found the stragglers."
"Well fuck me sideways!" Naruto yelled in frustration. "I need to get to the throne room and this is the last thing I wanted to deal with."
"Hey kid I have an idea," Zabuza said without looking up.
"Lay it on me. I will try damn near anything at this point."
"I can use my waterfall jutsu to get clear out these guys and get you to the door. But you're gonna have to leave behind a few shadow clones to help the others out. Doing this with such little moisture in the air is going to take a lot out of me."
"Alright. Just do what you need to Zabuza-san," Naruto said as he summoned several clones.
"Focus a lot of chakra into your feet. This will be coming from right below you." Zabuza began to move his flippers together, visualizing the hand movements and concentrating on summoning his chakra as he had become accustomed to in the Netherworld. To those watching all they witnessed was a pale prinny apparently clapping for no reason, causing them to burst out in laughter. "Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu!" The laughter quickly subsided when they witnessed the large wave that engulfed the hallway swallowing all in its path. Naruto rode at the end of the wave and hopped off at the throne room door and quickly darted in.
"Wow, that was amazing," Mia said in awe. She turned to Zabuza to see him lying on the floor unconscious. "Damn, must have worn himself out with that."
"Where the fuck did that come from?!?" yelled a soldier.
"I dunno man! Did we lose people?"
"Just a few. Those guys are gonna pay for that!"
"Crap. We could really use Zabuza right now," Mia muttered.
"Be ready Mia-san," Nanami said walking up beside her. Looking around and seeing their only support were a bunch of prinnies both girls quickly looked at each other.
"Well it's been nice knowing you Nanami."
"You too." They both took their battle stances waiting for the onslaught that was to come.
Before the invaders could charge a body dropped between the group. It slowly rose, wearing all black with a black hooded jacket that went to the floor and came up shadowing their face in darkness. From its hand fell a small scythe attached to a chain. All was silent in the hallway as all eyes were glued to this figure.
"You are no longer useful," the figure said.
"Y-y-you? What are you doing here?!?" Mia yelled in shock.
"Goodbye."
Naruto entered the throne room and gazed at the man sitting on the throne. He had short light brown hair and equally light brown eyes. He wore a black shirt with black pants with a long open brown short-sleeved robe with black trim over them. The shirt continued from the sleeves of the robe and ended as fingerless gloves. He sat with his fist propping up his head and looking incredibly bored. A spear with a hook to it was leaning against the throne.
"It's about damn time you showed up," he said glaring at Naruto.
"Oi, fox we're here. …fox? Fox??"
"ZZZZZZ."
"What the hell! Did you really fall asleep on me?"
The man in the throne slowly rose to his feet and stretched before folding his arms across his chest and scowling. "So this is the human container of the once feared Kyuubi."
"How do you know about that?" Naruto growled.
"Word travels fast here in the Netherworld. I must say, you are nothing like I imagined. I thought you would be taller. Or at least somewhat threatening in appearance. You look like nothing more than your average human fool. Hmm scratch that, you look worse."
"Alright, I have had it with everyone insulting me around here! Just who the hell are you anyway!? And what the hell do you want? And what have you done with the others?" Naruto pointed a finger at the man.
The man kept the same expression on his face, continuing to glare at the blonde shinobi. "Who I am and where your friends are will be of little importance if you die here tonight. As for what I want, I want to see if you are even worthy enough to spit shine the Kyuubi's boots. Let alone take his place."
Naruto began to grind his teeth as this man began to piss him off more and more. "Fine! If you want to fight then let's do this!" Naruto shouted before forming the sign for his signature jutsu.
Before he could speak the man raised his hand and called out, "Are you sure you want to fight now? Look at you. You already look like you are worn out and rushing into a fight with me will only get you killed. Especially since you have no access to the Kyubi's strength."
"Wait. What?"
"That's right. I have place a seal over this room. It renders you incapable to call upon the Kyubi. It also lasts for up to an hour after you leave this room. Face it; you have no way of winning this fight. Surrender now and I will let you and all of the other inhabitants of this castle live. I will even send you back to your world so you can get back to your own life."
"Hell no!" The man looked completely shocked upon hearing this. "I may not like being here very much, …or at all for that matter. But I have made a few friends here who I can't abandon. And I gave that stupid fox my word that I would help take care of this place and I don't go back on my word!"
The man continued to stare before recovering from his shock and putting a scowl on his face again. "That is very noble of you human. But, also very foolish. If you are so eager to end your life then I will be happy to oblige you."
Naruto quickly summoned five shadow clones and sent them to charge the throne. "Better see how this guy fights," Naruto thought to himself. The first clone went to throw a punch which the man side stepped and grabbed onto its arm. He gave a second clone a swift kick sending it flying into the two clones behind it. He spun and threw the first clone into the last that had jumped above the pile before him. The man quickly grabbed his weapon and smacked away the several kunai thrown at him and into the clones making them disappear in puffs of smoke. "Well damn. I shouldn't get close to this guy."
"I do not wish to stain this room with your blood, so let us continue the fight elsewhere," the man said. With that he leapt over the throne and out the window into the courtyard below. Naruto ran to the edge of the window and then focused chakra into his feet before hopping out and running down the tower before jumping into the courtyard. "I will give you another chance human. Surrender now and this can all be over. You'll be back among your kind and won't have to deal with this anymore."
"Up yours."
"Hmm. Very well then." The man twirled his weapon around himself and charged forward. As he came within a few yards of Naruto he yelled, "Skewer!" and shot forward catching Naruto by surprise. That was when Naruto felt a sharp pain in his stomach and looked down to see the man's spear sticking into his abdomen. He looked up and was greeted by a fist that sent him rocketing backwards bouncing off the ground once before he regained his composure and he jumped to his feet. "I gave you a chance to live. Now you will regret it."
Naruto stood clutching his stomach and glared hatefully at the man. "This is nothing! I can take whatever you throw at me and then some!" he screamed back. He summoned several shadow clones and they charged after the man.
"This old trick again? Is this all that you are capable of?" he said. He turned around quickly to defect the shuriken that were headed his way and was shocked to see several other Narutos rushing him from his rear. He ducked under one of the clone's kicks and swept its legs from under it before spinning and coming with an upper cut to a second. Just then the second group with the actual Naruto had reached him and one gave him a quick punch in the back of the head while another gave him a shot to the gut at the same time.
He then received a knee to the face and had his legs swept from under him. He was launched into the air by a flurry of strikes and when he opened his eyes and looked up he saw dozens of Naruto that had jumped up and were prepared to strike him. "This is what you get for underestimating me!" they all shouted in unison.
The man gritted his teeth and tightened his grip on his weapon. "Cyclone Cutter!" he yelled and he began to quickly spin in circles, his spear creating a deadly ball around him. The Naruto clones were annihilated and the real Naruto received several cuts before being sent flying away.
"I'm not done yet!" Naruto yelled as he jumped back onto his feet. His opponent's eyes widened as he noticed that some of Naruto's wounds were already healing. Even in his dormant state, the Kyubi could still provide Naruto with his amazing regenerative ability. He'd have to end this quickly.
Naruto scowled as he concentrated a Rasengan into both of his hands. Naruto put some chakra into his legs and he pushed off and launched himself at his opponent. Before Naruto could even get close to his opponent, he disappeared in an instant, leaving a confused Naruto with no target. As soon as Naruto skidded to a halt he heard a voice from behind him yell "Lightning Spear!"
Suddenly Naruto felt a spear stab him in the back about a dozen times before he was slashed in the back. Naruto gasped as he collapsed on the ground.
After a small coughing fit, the blonde jinchuriki slowly managed to make his way to his feet. "Damn. This guy is a pain in the ass." Naruto heard the man yell, "Skewer!" again before he felt the spear make its way through his back and appearing through his chest. Naruto cried out in pain as the man called out, "Cyclone Cutter!" sending Naruto in circles creating many more cuts along his body. After spinning the man threw Naruto off his spear in into the air.
"You brought this upon yourself human. Soul piercer!" he said thrusting his spear into the air. Naruto saw what appeared to be a large skeletal apparition with a spear speed heading right at him before it passed through his body. He felt as if the two holes in his body from the spear were being spread open and that the rest of his person had been dipped in acid. He fell to the ground with a loud thud as smoke rose from his many wounds. "Regretting your choice now?"
"Not…even…a…bit," Naruto slowly muttered. The man's eyes grew wide as Naruto slowly made his way to feet. He stood gripping his left arm which hung limp at his side. "I…told you…I could…take…whatever you can throw," he said, his voice barely above a whisper. He began to limp his way over to the man when the pain became unbearable and he fell to his knees. As he struggled to stand again he felt a person taking his arm and draping it over his shoulder before helping Naruto to his feet. Naruto looked over to see a black haired man with an eye patch helping him. "A..ki…ra?"
"All right, kid, you've done enough damage to yourself for one day. We need you alive for just a little bit longer before you can die," Akira said grinning at the blonde.
"About damn…time you…showed up. This guy's been…hell."
"Yeah, tell me about it. You haven't even lived with him yet."
"…What?" Naruto looked at Akira who only started smiling even wider.
"Oi, Ritsuo, I think that's enough don't you?"
The brown haired began to make his way over to the two. "Yes, Akira, I've seen all I needed to. Come on let's get you back inside."
Naruto continued to stare at Akira in utter disbelief. "Come on, kid. Let's get back to the others." The two demons jumped from the courtyard and into the throne room where Mia, Nanami, and two people Naruto didn't know. Both women ran over to Naruto.
"Naruto, you're alive? I thought you were killed!" Mia exclaimed.
"Naruto-dono you look horrible. Ritsuo-san, you were much too rough with our master," Nanami scolded the brown haired man.
He simply shrugged and walked over to the man dressed in the black hooded jacket. Naruto could see nothing within his hood except darkness. "Ippo, have the rest of those fools been dealt with?"
"Hai. There are no survivors," the man in black said.
"Good. And the remaining traps?"
"Disarmed."
"Good," he said turning to the other man Naruto wasn't familiar with. He had short black hair similar to the man Naruto now knew as Ritsuo. They looked similar too, but this man had much darker eyes and a kinder face. "All right, Ren you can heal him now. Don't want him dropping dead on us."
"Sure." Ren said with a smile. He walked over to Naruto and bowed before him. "Nice to meet you. Toyoshige Ren, at your service. You may call me Ren."
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto."
"Well Naruto-san, I look forward to reclaiming your kingdom. Now let's get you fixed up," he said holding his arms out in front of him. Naruto watched as a large blue ball appeared from them and he pushed it slowly into Naruto's body. All of the pain he felt before was gone and he looked himself over to find that he had no wounds on his body.
"Wow, that was amazing Ren-san. I feel great!"
"Arigato," Ren said with a smile, "I'm the lead medic of the Nanahara Clan."
"Wow, someone here who isn't a complete jackass. It's a miracle!" Naruto thought to himself.
The man wearing black came over and kneeled before Naruto. "Honjo Ippo, at your command."
"Uhh, hey nice to meet you."
Ristuo walked over to Naruto and simply said, "I'm sure you know me by now. Toyoshige Ritsuo, strategist of the Nanahara clan."
Naruto simply glared at him for a second. "What the hell was with all of this, huh?"
"I was hoping you would ask. When that one," he motioned to Akira who had two empty sake bottles around him and was working on a third, "reached us asking for some aid our master sent Ippo, Ren and I to assist you. I wanted to see what you were capable of so I gathered hundreds of low level wanted criminals, telling them we were going to be forming a new kingdom. Then while you slept we stormed the castle and I had numerous traps set up while leaving you the weakest warriors of the castle to work with." Nanami and Mia cleared their throats at the same time, and Ritsuo gave a nervous laugh "AND Nanami and Mia. I didn't think those low lives would try to rape either of them though. My bad. And now here we are, with myself thoroughly depressed with what I have to work with. Now if you will excuse me, I must go cash in the bounties of all of those criminals and go retrieve Miyu-sama, Ami-sama, and Hudson-san. The money we earn will go a long way here." With that he turned and made his way out of the room.
Naruto stood still for a moment with his eye twitching. "All of this was a test?!?!"
"*Yawn* Ahhh what a refreshing nap. Tell me boy, what did I miss? Did we win?"
"Honestly… I have no idea."
END
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