A/N: I know at the beginning I said it was a Blossom/Brick fiction and I believe I've already said this once but it's going to around them all so no murdering me! Don't worry you'll still get your cannon couples.
(Boomer's POV)
Where did she go? My evil little pixie decided it would be fun to fly away from me and now I can't find her! Fuck my life. Oh well she probably went back to her house. Ouch! I think I just hit someone. Who the hell is up here? We're 200 feet above the clouds. It did feel like a plane or helicopter. Boomer, why don't you just open your eyes and look?
"Brat!" I yelled surprised and sank into a glare. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to warn you." She whispered looking side to side.
"About what?" I growled suspiciously.
"Well. We've been pulling some surveillance on the Powerpuffs and well, we need to tell you something." She still looking around like she didn't anyone else to hear. "Well, my sisters and I realize your brothers and you no longer have feelings for us and the feeling is somewhat mutual but we still don't want you to get hurt." She sighed ruefully. What is she getting at? "Just keep an eye on Bubbles and Brick. Our tapes have shown them being a little more than friendly." She frowned and took off. Like I'm going to believe her!
Brick is my right hand man. It sounds like something Butch would do but Brick is more of a father than a brother to me! He practically raised me! He wouldn't do anything like that. He thinks of Bubbles as a little sister!
"I don't know. It seems like they're awful friendly to me." A little devil that looked like Brick popped in front of me. What?
"No! Never!" I shook my head.
"Good. Don't listen to him! Never listen to a guy with a tail." An angel popped up glaring at him. The angel looked like Butch. Shouldn't those rolls me reversed? Ugh! I'm so confused!
"Never listen to a guy in a dress." The devil snorted. True. Brick has always told me not to ever talk to men in dresses.
"Boomer. You know Bubbles loves you and Brick would never hurt you like that." The angel reminded me. The man in the dress makes sense!
"I think she's kind of hot. Bangable at its best." The devil smirked and I could now see why he looked like Brick because Brick is a fucking asshole.
"Just because you find her attractive doesn't mean that Brick does!" The angel protested.
"Not unless I tell him!" The devil chortled evilly.
"Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! Will you two please explain why you don't look like me and you look like my brothers!" I yelled.
"Because your angel and devil are on vacation." The devil shrugged. The angel nodded in agreement.
"Will you two leave?" I asked annoyed. Only I would get those two to try and tell me what to believe. They vanished and I started back to the Puff household. It didn't take long with super speed. When I floated through the door there was a loud, girlish scream. I looked towards the scream and it was Blossom. I followed her eyes to see my Bubbles being pinned to the ground by Brick. I let out a low growl. Bubbles kicked him off and tackled him to the ground and Butch started to count and pulled Bubbles up on ten.
"Winner!" Butch yelled holding up Bubbles hand.
"Thank you! Thank you! Your applause is too much." Bubbles laughed and turned back to Brick helping him up. "I told you I would kick your ass."
"Gosh. I see why they call you Bubblevicious!" Brick laughed brushing himself off. See nothing to worry about.
"Nah. Most people call me Bubblelicious but I guess that's just a preference." Bubbles laughed and finally caught my eyes. "Boomer!" She flew and hugged me tightly. "It took you long enough to get here." She didn't let go of me.
"Wait. Hold it right there. Let me go get the video camera!" Brick teased us. Bubbles pulled away glaring at him.
"Do I need to kick your ass again?" She growled.
"Hmm... A hott, sweaty girl holding me down to the ground our bodies touching when she's in nothing but a tank top and shorts. Okay. Come on. Round two." He laughed. Bubbles picked up a vase and threw it at him. I growled. Brick gave me an odd 'what-the-fuck' look. Could Brat actually have been right?
"Oh because that's all I want is some muscular, horny ginger getting off while I'm trying to kick his ass." Bubbles giggled.
"You forgot to mention I was irresistible." Brick laughed and wrapped his arms around Blossom. Mix messages much? Does Blossom know? Is she in on it? Does she not care? Well I care. "Boomer?" He asked cautiously.
"What!" I snapped making Bubbles turn around and give me a strange look.
"Is something wrong?" He asked confused. Like he doesn't know!
"Yeah. You." I growled.
"Dude if this is about me taking the last frozen waffle this morning, I'm sorry. I'll go buy you a new box." He acts like he doesn't know. That asshole.
"You know good and well what this is about! I don't give a fuck about frozen waffles you filthy man whore." I don't know what came over me but all passive thoughts were gone and my fist connected with his nose. I felt two small hands on my shoulders pulling me back.
"What is wrong with you!" Bubbled yelled looking sincerely confused and worried. "Why the hell did you hit him and call him a man whore! Everyone on the face of the planet knows he's a virgin!" Why in the world is Bubbles doing this to me! "This is what I was afraid of." I heard the angel's voice in my head.
"What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you! You're the one fooling around with the bastard!" I yelled and felt a tear slide down my cheek. She shook her head like she didn't know what I was talking about. I can't take this anymore. I flew out of the house not knowing where I was going. I was downtown by the time I heard someone behind me. I stopped and Butch flew right by me. He turned around and looked at me like I had lost my mind.
"Okay. Talk." Butch ordered. "What crazy mumbo-jumbo are you going on about?"
"Brick and Bubbles have been fooling around." I told him sitting in mid hair fighting back the tears.
"What. Okay. We were right. You are insane." He shook his head. "Who the hell gave you that idea?"
"The Punks. They've been keeping surveillance on the Puffs and they told me to watch Brick and Bubbles because they were being more than friendly." I mumbled.
"Since when do we believe the Punks?" Butch asked face-palming.
"Since I don't know when. I didn't believe her but then when I got home they were... and he said... and she said." I tried to explained. He nodded understanding what I meant.
"They were playing around. Do I think they're attracted to each other? Yes, somewhat. Do I think they'll ever do anything about that attraction? No. Boomer, Bubbles is in love with you and Brick loves Blossom. They'll never act on that small, meaningless attraction." Butch said nothing but the truth. Why does he have to be so blunt?
"If she's in love with me then why would she be attracted to Brick?" I grumbled not liking it what so ever.
"Out of all of us, Brick and Bubbles are the most inexperienced when it comes to relationships. Understand, she knowing how very experienced you are is very intimidating to her. She feels safer with Brick. Both of them blow off their attraction as brotherly and sisterly feelings. They feel safer with each other. The one knows just as much as the other. You have nothing to worry about because Bubbles, like it or not, is a Puff and will always go for the challenge over the easy road." Wow. For Butch, that's deep. Buttercup sure is softening him up.
"It just makes me so mad." I sighed knowing I was in the wrong.
"Maybe you just need to slow down a bit." Butch patted my shoulder in that stupid big brother way that's supposed to make me feel better when all it does is make me feel like a child. "Blossom's having to take it slow with Brick and their experience levels aren't nearly as far apart as yours and Bubbles's."'
"I guess you're right." I hated to admit it. "I'm going to have to apologize, aren't I?"
"Afraid so, little bro." Butch laughed at his own lame rhyme. I put my feet under me and stopped air sitting and flew back towards the house. When we got home all three of the girls were fussing over Brick's bloody nose.
"Oh I didn't hit him hard enough to break it." I laughed as Brick took me in apprehensively.
"You're not going to try are you?" He asked. What's with him? We fight all the time. Just because this is the first time I actually did some damage to him doesn't mean he has to go all pussy on me.
"Nope. The newest wise one has enlighten me of the errors of my ways." I laughed thinking of Butch as the wise one. Wow the rolls really are reversed. Brick is being chicken shit like I usually am, Butch is being wise and fatherly like Brick usually is, and I'm being all hard core and bad ass like Butch usually is. Weird.
"Good." Brick smiled to show some of the blood had gotten into his mouth coating his teeth with a brownish-pinkish-red color.
"Let me see what damage your baby brother did." I smiled feeling accomplished. He pulled away the rag and his nose looked messed up and kind of cool looking. Yes I am just a big six year old. "Geez. I guess I don't know my own strength."
Butch gave me that look telling me it was time to apologize.
"Ugh. Butch, you really lay on your Brick attitude too thickly." I grumbled. "Brick, I'm sorry for messing up your face because I'm a jealous, immature, insecure, asshole."
"No problem. " Brick shrugged as his nose still poured blood. I shook my head.
"You've really not had many bloody noses, have you?" I asked him.
"I'm sorry I'm usually the one giving them." He rolled his eyes. I flashed up the stairs and stole two of the girl's tampons and handed them to Brick. He gave me a strange look. "Don't those get stuck if you use them?" He asked. Old wives tale.
"Only if you cram them up there. Just barely put them in your nose and they'll come out easily enough." I explained. He did as he was told and looking like a walrus.
"So that's why we found those tampons under your bed!" Butch yelled like he just discovered the cure for the common cold.
"It's a lot cleaner than a rag and more hygienic." I shrugged. "People only get the nose stuck thing because people try to fit the entire thing in their nose when the only need to put the tips."
"Where did you learn that?" Buttercup asked raising her eyebrows like she was suggesting I experimented with tampons.
"An old ex-girlfriend who treated one of my many bloody nosed by Brick and Butch." I glared at them and they gave me impish smiles.
"Hey! Don't glare at us." Brick laughed. "Silvia gave you a blowjob every time you got a 'boo-boo'!" Butch fell over laughing as well. I stood there awkwardly with Bubbles looking at me probably trying to figure out how many girls I've been with.
"Um. Guys? Can we leave this to sometime other than now?" I asked knowing how uncomfortable this has to be making Bubbles.
"Oh and remember Ashlynne!" Butch laughed. Looks like they're having a relapse.
"The one that yelled a girl's name while they were having it!" Brick laughed.
"Guys!" I yelled going beat red. Why do we play truth or dare when all they use it for is to get embarrassing sex stories about me! I know I use it for the same with Butch but still! They don't need to be telling my future(if I get things my way) wife all of them.
"And Marcy! The girl that-" I tackled Butch cutting him off.
"Say another word and I'll knock your front teeth out." I growled making Butch coward back.
"Whoa! Dude. Calm down." He told me with a shaky voice.
"Wow. Boomer's balls have finally dropped!" Brick laughed pulling the bloody tampons out of his nose ans throwing them away.
"What do you mean by that?" Blossom asked confused. For the smart ones, they sure are dumb.
"Well first he stands up to Mojo and Him and now he's kicking our asses. I can't help but be a little proud." He explained. "To think, all it took was Bubs to get you to stop being such a pussy."
"Boomer?" Bubbles asked looking oh so innocent.
"Yes, love?" I asked wrapping my arms around her and kissing her forehead. She bit her lip and blushed.
"Um. How many girls have you been with?" She asked looking embarrassed. My brothers let out a long 'ooooo' knowing this is the one question I wanted to avoid.
"Not many." I lied. She glared.
"Now tell me the truth." She ordered giving me 'the look'. Who ever invented that look is one scary person that I want to avoid forever!
"I'm not sure. A few I guess. I didn't exactly keep count." I mumbled staring at the floor. That look got even more intense. "All the way I guess around 6, 3rd base 8, and second base 12." I couldn't look her in the eyes because I knew what I would find. I let go of her knowing she wouldn't want me to touch her. I know she must me disgusted. She must think I'm such a pig. That's when I felt her tiny arms wrap around me.
"Ever since I was 12, I've wanted to go to Hogwarts." She told me like her secret was as bad as mine. I couldn't help the chuckle that escaped.
"Silly Bubbles." I chuckled and kissed her forehead wrapping my arms around her.
"No she's being serious. She want to go to Hogwarts and marry Harry." Buttercup laughed. Bubbles glared at her.
"Way to ruin a moment BC!" Bubbles grumbled making everyone laugh. Who couldn't love my silly little Bubbles? Drama is all over and I've experienced a lot of it lately. Where other girls would of left me, Bubbles was there. Where other girls would of yelled at me telling me I was a disgusting pig, she told me she wants to go to a fictional wizard school. How amazing is she?
A/N: And scene! :) What did you think? Any HP fans out there? I'm not one but it just sounded so right. Now onto serious issues!
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