From: His Supreme Highness Emperor Palpatine, Gracious Ruler of the Galaxy

To: "Cmdr L. Skywalker", "Leia Organa", "Han Solo", "Lord Vader"

Subject: Re: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey

Subject: Survey

NAME: Supreme Emperor Palpatine, Ruler of the Galaxy.

NICKNAMES: Your Supremeness, Most Noble and Mighty Emperor, Yes, My Master (that one's Vader)

SEX: Who needs sex when I have power?! UNLIMITED POWER! MWAHAHAHA!!

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My Imperial Palace on Coruscant.

HEIGHT: 5'10"

EYES: Yellow

HAIR: I'm practically bald.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The entertainment value of TV is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A Super Star Destroyer. Vader gave it to me last Life Day.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The entertainment value of magazines is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.

FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of POWER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

FAVORITE COLOR: Black.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your brand-new apprentice burned to a crisp by that interfering Kenobi. Such a waste...

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: RULING THE GALAXY!! MWAHAHAHA!!

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Rule the Galaxy, boss Vader around, fry people with Force lightening, practice my cackling. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

FAVORITE MUSIC: The entertainment value of music is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I RULE THE GALAXY, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: A waste of time.

PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Vader can answer it. What do you think I keep him for?

FAVORITE FOODS: I don't really have any.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I prefer to rule the galaxy.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have one. He's called Vader.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Human is best.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Irrelevant. I can make my own lightening.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: All the Jedi I had killed, so that I could gloat over them. MWAHAHAHAHA!!

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Scorpio.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Rule the Galaxy. Oh, I already have it. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Only with power. UNLIMITED POWER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Love is a weakness.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Black, some runny bits where I fried it with Force lightening.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If I want the glass to be full, it will be filled.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I prefer power.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: My Sith robes, my red lightsaber.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : One.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Senatorial transport.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A Death Star. MWAHAHAHAHA!!

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: When you fry people and watch them struggle to get away.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Vader, you are pathetic and easy to fool.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: That smuggler Vader froze in carbonite.