Ep. 11: Minecraft Karaoke Part 3
(The break ends. Steve appears back on stage as the audience applauds).
-Steve: Welcome back to the show! Our next contestant isn't human either. He is a water-type Pokemon based Minecrafter. Introducing...HuskyMudkipz!
(The audience erupts in cheering as the Mudkip appears on stage and slowly walks over to Steve).
-Steve: Mudkipz...you know, we don't get a lot of fish-like people on stage from time to time.
-HuskyMudkipz: (annoyed) I'm not A FISH! I'm an amphibian!
-Steve: Fish, amphibian, what's the difference?
-HuskyMudkipz: An amphibian lives both on land and water, which I happen to do in my life.
-Steve: Well, I hope you lived long enough in water because you're going to be doing a challenge known as...'Swamp Swing'.
-HuskyMudkipz: That doesn't sound too bad.
(Moments later, Husky is seen on a swing suspended to the ceiling).
-HuskyMudkipz: On the other hand, this might be pretty bad.
-Steve: Now, your job here, Mudkip, is...you're going to be lifted into the air and dunked randomly in that giant tank full of cold freezing water.
(Husky looks over and sees the giant tank. A couple of large chucks of ice float around in the water, making Husky's eyes shrink in fright).
-Steve: And no matter how much you hate it, whatever you do, do not stop singing! Ready?
-HuskyMudkipz: No.
-Steve: Awesome. Singing 'You Dropped A Bomb On Me', make some noise for the Mudkip.
(The audience cheers as Husky looks panicky when he is lifted into the air by the swing. The song track begins, and Husky has no choice but to play along with the act and sing).
-HuskyMudkipz: You were the girl that changed my world. You were the girl for me.
(As Husky sings, the swing is positioned right over the water tank. The Mudkip looks down and sees what the swing is going to do).
-HuskyMudkipz: You lit the fuse, NO! I stand accused. You were the first for me. But you turned me out, baby.
(The swing is lowered into the tank. The contact that Husky has with the cold water sends a shiver up his spine).
-HuskyMudkipz: OH MY GOD! THAT'S COLD! OH MY GOD! (Shivering) Y-You dropped a b-b-bomb on me, b-baby. You dropped a bomb on m-m-me.
(The swing is raises into the air again. Husky's teeth chattered violently as the coldness of the water is starting to make the Pokemon's feet go numb. Then, a nearby assistant comes by the water tank, held in both his hands is a large bin. He tips the bin over, and several species of snakes is dumped into the tank).
-HuskyMudkipz: No! This is horseshit! You can't make me do this.
(But Husky's calls go unanswered and he is dumped into the tank. He yelps like a little girl as snakes swim around in the tank).
-HuskyMudkipz: You were my thrills, I hope these snakes don't kill...me! You dropped a bomb on me.I HOPE THEY DON'T BITE! You turn me out, you turn me on. You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong.
(After 5 minutes pass, Husky is lifted into the air again. He pants as he had lost all feelings in his legs. Then, two more assistants come in. Husky's eyes widen as the first assistant dumps even larger snakes into the tank, then the second assistant dumps three harmless squids into the tank).
-HuskyMudkipz: Oh, fuck no! There is no way that's happening!
(The swing is lowered again. But this time, Husky spreads his legs out and holds himself up with his feet to prevent himself from being dunked again. The swing is lowered even more, but Husky gets his grip on the edge of the tank. Meanwhile, near the edge of the stage, Steve gets a little agitated that Husky is doing this).
-Steve: Oh, for God's sake...
(Steve walks over to where the swing is being controlled. He pushes the assistant aside and pulls the lever down so hard, it breaks in half. The wires that hold up the swing break and Husky falls into the freezing water with the creatures swiming around inside. The audience is in an uproar of laughter and cheering as Husky crawls out of the tank of lands on his side. He struggles until he can get to his feet as Steve walks over to him).
-Steve: Well, Husky, I thought you could take it, but I guess a fish like you can't take being dumped into freezing water with snakes and squids.
-HuskyMudkipz: (shivering) F-F-Fuck you and e-everything you s-s-stand for...
-Steve: That's good. Stay tune as we present our next contestant, Bodil!
(Husky slowly walks offstage and enters behind the curtains).
(A while later, Husky is seen in the star room with a towel around him as everyone else in the room looks worried with the Mudkip).
-Jerome: I still can't believe they made you do that.
-HuskyMudkipz: Never am I doing anything like that again! And one of my nads went up inside of me and it hasn't come out, and I'm kinda worried about it.
-Rex: Don't worry, it will come back out...eventually.
-HuskyMudkipz: By the way, where's Sky?
-Dawn: He went looking for Bashur. He felt really bad calling him an idiot, so he just went to apologize. I just hope he can find him soon. After Alix and Rex go next, they're going to choose three of us to star in the final battle round to win $10,000.
(Meanwhile, somewhere backstage, Sky is seen looking everywhere for Bashur).
-Sky: Bashur! Bashur? Melon Head!
(Sky looks over his shoulder and sees Seth. He runs over to the Minecrafter).
-Sky: Hey, have you seen Bashur?
-Seth: Him? Yeah, he went outside to the parking lot. The melon man looked really depressed, though. He told me he didn't want to participate in the show, so I took him out. Really, the idiot is missing out on $10,000.
-Sky: (angrily) Hey! That idiot happens to be my friend!
(Sky shoves Seth out of the way and makes his way towards the backdoor. When he opens it, he looks around for a bit, then spots Bashur sitting by himself on the edge of the sidewalk. Sky walks up to the humanoid melon).
-Sky: Bashur...are you okay?
-Bashur: (sadly) I don't know...
-Sky: Bashur, listen, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it when I called you an idiot.
(Bashur glances up at Sky, tears streaming from his 3-D glasses).
-Bashur: No, you're right. I am an idiot. I always mess up with things. I'm the one who got you all into this mess in the first place. You must hate me for doing this.
-Sky: (Sighs) Bashur, it's not that I hate you. I just hate some of the things you do sometimes. And you're not an idiot. You just like having fun, but sometimes, it's just at the wrong place at the wrong time. You just can't help it, but it's what makes you entertaining and fun to be around, both in stories and in real-life.
(Bashur looks downward and wipes the tears from his eyes, then looks at Sky).
-Bashur: R-Really?
-Sky: Of course, dude. And I will admit, the whole act with Dawn sticking her head into those boxes, it was kinda funny. Just...please don't her or she'll hate me.
-Bashur: (chuckles) Sure, Sky. Thanks.
-Sky: Come on. Let's go back inside and see the rest of the others perform. Then, we'll see who gets to go to the final round and win the money.
-Bashur: Okay.
(Sky and Bashur enter the studio. As they are walking back to the star room, they stumble into Bodil, who is seen painfully pulling down his sleeve of his suit. Sky and Bashur walk up to him).
-Sky: Bodil, what happened?
-Bodil: Well, I did my singing challenge, but while I was singing, these two people were repeatingly ripping hair off my arms, legs, and chest with hot wax and stripping paper!
-Bashur: Ouch. That has got to hurt!
-Bodil: It did, even if my skin is lightly more softer than it was before. The only good thing is that I sang my song in Bulgarian. Although no one in the audience understood what I was singing, but I only sound good when I sing in Bulgarian.
-Sky: Dude, I have never heard you speak Bulgarian before. How I can be so sure you can speak the language?
(Warning: The following translation may not be 100% accurate. (Sarcastically) Thanks, Google Translate).
-Bodil: Това е българската достатъчно за вас, идиот?
-Translation: "It is Bulgarian enough for you, idiot?"
-Sky: Wha?
-Bodil: Exactly.
(Bodil limps away into the star room. Sky and Bashur look at each other with confused expressions).
(Moments later, Steve comes back on the stage again).
-Steve: We are down to the final two contestants. And then, we will choose three of them who performed the best to participate in the final round for the reward of $10,000.
(The audience cheers and appludes. Then, they eventually quiet down).
-Steve: Now, our next performer is an adventurer in Minecraftia. He may have lost an eye from a creeper, but he has strong spirits. Give it up for Rex!
(The audience cheers it up as Rex enters the stage and walks over to Steve).
-Steve: Rexy...how are you doing, buddy?
-Rex: It's Rex...and I don't remember you telling about how I lost my eye.
-Steve: (hushed) We check your biography.
-Rex: What?
-Steve: Anyway, here's your challenge.
(Steve leads Rex over to the other side of the stage. On the side, there is three oversized fans positioned in front of a glass blocks stacked on top of each other in four rows. Also in front of the glass blocks is a microphone and the end of a rope, tied to a large bucket suspended into the air. Steve leads Rex over to the microphone and makes him hold the end of the rope).
-Steve: Okay, here's what's gonna happen. You going to sing into the microphone while holding onto that rope. Try not to tug or pull on it. If you do, the bucket up there will reveal a rather unpleasant surprise for you. While you're singing, these fans are going to be on, and we'll be throwing all sorts of foods into your face. As a precaution, wears these goggles. Don't wanna get sued or anything.
(Steve takes out a pair of swimming googles and hands them to Rex. Rex reluctantly puts them over his eyes).
-Steve: And whatever happens, do not stop singing. Ready?
-Rex: I guess...
-Steve: Performing 'The End', make some noise for Rex!
(The audience cheers out loud as the song track begins. Rex takes a deep breathe as he gets ready to sing. While he is, several assistant grab buckets filled with spice or oatmeal).
-Rex: I've mined for ores, day after day. I filled my chest, watch my pigs run away.
(Before Rex can sing the next verse, one of the assistants throws a handful of spice into the fans, where it is propelled into Rex's face).
-Rex: (coughs) the goal is The End. (Coughs) Ugh, it's so hot! Few have survived!
(Then, more assistant join in and throw spice and oatmeal into the fans. They land everywhere on Rex).
-Rex: I HAVE CREEPERS BLOW UP IN MY (coughs). AND I'M STILL ALIVE! (Coughs) Oh my god, it's in my mouth!
(Rex tries spitting the substances out, but the assistants keep tossing more into the fan).
-Rex: We...(coughs) are the miners, my friend. UGH, STOP IT, WILL YOU!? And we'll...(coughing) keep on digging...to The End.
(Rex stops singing because the spice is starting to burn his mouth. But when he tries to sing again, the microphone shoots a jet of water into his face. He covers his face with his free hand, the other still grasping the rope. Then, Steve walks up to him and pulls down the rope. The bucket tips over and a gallon of water comes falling down on the unsuspecting Minecrafter, soaking him. The audience cheers and appludes, the song track ends, and Rex is covered from head to toe with water, spices, and flakes of oatmeal. Steve is laughing his head off as Rex removes the goggles, his eyes are the only part that aren't wet).
-Steve: (breathlessly) Oh...oh my God! Even when you have people throwing shit at you, you still kept singing. How do you feel about all this?
-Rex: I feel like after this, I'm never going to trust any TV show host ever again. I'm out.
(Rex walks off the stage, tracking wet footprints with spice and oatmeal flakes. Steve only claps his hands as Rex enters the backstage).
-Steve: Wow, what a winner! And now, our final contestant. He's a miner, he's a hero, he's nice as hell, introducing...ALIX!
(Alix walks onstage and looks around for a bit. The lighting bothers his vision, but he manages that aside and pads over to the host).
-Steve: Alix...with an 'e', right?
-Alix: No, with an 'i'.
-Steve: Right...anyway, we've saved this last challenge for the grand finale. After this, we're going to choose three contestants to participate in the final round to win $10,000. Are you excited that you might win all that money to yourself!?
-Alix: Well, winning or losing really doesn't matter. I mean, money isn't everything and-
(Alix glances over to see Steve leaning against his shoulder, fake-sleeping. Moments later, the host awakes and looks around nervously).
-Steve: Huh!? What!? Where-where am I? Oh, were you done talking?
-Alix: (annoyed)...Yes.
-Steve: Oh, okay, good. Anyway, here's your challenge.
(Steve leads Alix over to the other side of the stage away from where Rex did his challenge. On that side, a large catwalk structure is seen on the stage, four different holes with covers are settled a few feet away from each other).
-Steve: Okay, for this challenge, I'm gonna need you to remove your shoes and socks. I like to call this challenge...the Walk of Doom.
-Alix: (uncomfortably) Um...okay...
(Alix takes off his shoes and removes his socks. The cold contact with the stage and his feet sends a shiver up Alix's spine. He quickly gets to the beginning of the cat walk and stands on top of it. Steve and a nearby assistant stand side-by-side with the Minecrafter).
-Steve: Now, for this, you're going to be singing while you put both of your feet into these holes with some 'special' surprises in them, just for you.
(Alix gulps, kind of worried on what he will face against).
-Steve: And no matter what happens, do not stop singing! Ready?
-Alix: Uh...
-Steve: Great. Performing 'The Miner', give it up Alix!
(Alix was about to protest about this, but the audience interrupts him by cheering, and the song track begins. Alix groans frustratingly as he gets ready to sing while Steve and the assistant slowly lead Alix to the first hole).
-Alix: Just waking up in the morning, in the new world. I'll honest with ya, I just wanna ex-plore, and when I think about it, makes me wanna do more. So let's get down to it: mine ore.
(As Alix continues to sing, Steve pulls off the cover in the first hole. Revealing to Alix is a hole filled with fish guts).
-Alix: OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO GROSS! The creatures of the night just wanna see me fail...
(Alix is forced to step into the fish guts. They make grotesque squishing noise as Alix shudders, but continues to sing).
-Alix: Yeah right, they're better off trying to freeze HELL!
(After 5 seconds, Alix moves his feet out of the hole. Steve and the assistant slowly move him to the second hole).
-Alix: Some of us play for the thrill ride, and others play just to build high.
(Steve removes the cover and inside the hole is a foot of water with several snakes swimming around in it).
-Alix: But I do it for the-OH MY GOD! NO WAY!
(But Steve and the assistant make him step into the hole anyway. Alix shudders as he tries to sing while feeling the rough, scaly skin of the snakes slithering around his feet).
-Alix: And I'll be in the mine with my pick, baby, til the end, or til you hear the sound of ME SCREAMING FOR HELP!
(After 5 seconds, Alix is able to get out of the box. He shivers as a cold blast of air blows by his feet. Steve and the other person lead him to the third box).
-Alix: Until Herobrine cast's his spell, that'll send you to the depths of hell.
(When Steve removes the cover to the third box, Alix's eyes widen when he sees lava beneath a string glass pane. Alix starts panicking, for he had a very bad phobia of lava, due to an bad experience as a child).
-Alix: OH MY GOD! No way! No way! I'm not going to do it. You don't understand! I'm very scared of lava.
-Steve: Dude, it's not going to hurt you. The glass pane is just hot. Just step in and continue singing!
-Alix: (angrily) I SAID THAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT!
(Suddenly, Alix's eyes shade into a blood-red color. He jumps off the catwalk, punches the assistant in the stomach, heaves him over his shoulders, and violently spins him around. He eventually lets go of him, tossing him across the stage. The assistant crashes into a pile of used props, not seriously injuring him. Alix glares over to the host. Steve slowly backs away as Alix gets up on the catwalk and makes his way over to him. But when he glances downward and sees the lava, his eye color changes back to normal and he jumps off the catwalk).
-Alix: Oh god, I hate lava!
(Alix looks around, wondering what the heck just happened. The song track ends. Alix looks over to Steve, who has a shocked expression).
-Alix: (Sighs) I told you I didn't want to do it. But do you listen? No!
-Steve: Uh...okay, your challenge is going to end early, but stay tune and see who gets to go to the final round and win the grand prize!
(The audience cheers as Alix sighs heavily and walks off stage).
(Moments later, in the star room, everyone is gathered around, discussing Alix's outburst on the stage).
-Sky: Alix, what the heck happened?
-Alix: It's nothing, really. I just lost my temper when they were forcing me to step into a hole that had a glass pane that had lava beneath it. I have a temper problem, but the reason is because I get it from my grandfather. But I only lose it when I'm agitated or angry. But they were asking for it.
-Sky: Well, you know what? That assistant got what he deserved. Now all that's left is to see who goes to the final round and wins the money.
(Suddenly, stepping into the room is Seth).
-Seth: Hey guys. I'm here with the results for the contestants for the final round. Our first contestant...is Sky.
-Sky: Woo!
-Seth: Our second contestant...is Husky.
-HuskyMudkipz: Wait, what?
-Seth: And our final contestant is...surprisingly...Bodil.
(Everyone glances over to the Bulgarian, who in responses, smiles like a show-off).
-Seth: Well, the final round begins in a couple of minutes, so you three might as well get on stage.
(Seth exits the room).
-Sky: Bodil, how did you win? You said you sang a song only in Bulgarian.
-Bodil: During one of the breaks, I called up a friend to help with the voting.
(10 minutes earlier...)
(In the audience, everyone is seen casting their votes on small keypads. Within the audience, Simon is seen raging on his keypad by violently and and rapidly pressing on number 4 that casted the vote for Bodil).
-Simon: (angrily) COME ON! Bodil told me this thing would play music!
(Moments later, the show gets back on the air. Sky, Husky, and Bodil are seen standing on top of a spinning platform with a caution symbol on it. As the platform is slowly spinning, Steve jumps on it and introduces the show as he slowly walks on it).
-Steve: Welcome to 'Minecraft Karaoke!' We have reached the final round. Sky Vs. Husky. Vs. Bodil!
(The audience cheers as the Minecrafter wave their hands to them and start making poses).
-Steve: In the final round, these guys are on a spinning platform. Their job is to stay on this platform as long as they can. If all fall off as it adjusts its speed or direction and one remains, that person win the prize money! Now...are you three ready?
-All: Let's do DIS!
-Steve: Awesome! Singing 'Never Going to the Nether', give it up for Sky, Husky, and Bodil!
(The audience cheers loudly as the song track begins. Sky, Husky, and Bodil dance around a bit as the platform rises a few feet into the air and begins spinning. Then, the men begin to sing).
-All: I remember when I first played Minecraft. Never thought it would be so much fun, I laughed. Building houses out of wood and glass, crafting, it is amazing.
(Then, the platform is slightly shifted to the right. Sky and Husky slowly back away from the edge, Bodil having no trouble staying on).
-All: But then, one day, I came across a weird portal. All I knew was that thing was normal.
(Then, the platform shifts to the left, making Bodil stumble to the right. But he catches his footing and manages to stay on).
-All: The sign said 'Welcome to the Nether'. I'd better go and check it out.
(The platform suddenly starts spinning faster, making the men off-balance. Bodil falls on the platform, but still holds on as Husky and Sky try and maintain their balance).
-All: (unsteadily) And I was terrified, as soon as I stepped inside, and I made up my mind. I don't care, I'm never going back there.
(The platform then goes faster and Husky falls over, on top of Bodil. Sky is the only one up, so her takes over the singing).
-Sky: I..am never ever ever...going to the Nether! I...am never ever ever...going to the Nether. I'm afraid of lava, skeletons, and Zombie Pigs. So I...am never ever ever EVER...going to the Nether...LIKE EVER!
(The platform shifts all over to the right. Bodil falls off, losing his grip on the platform. Husky is forced off the platform as well, following Bodil. Sky realizes that he had won).
-Sky: I won? I won! I WON!
(Sky quickly slips off, losing his concentration of balance on the platform. The song track ends as the audience chants Sky's name. Sky gets to his feet, along with Husky and Bodil. Steve runs up to Sky).
-Steve: Congratulations, Sky. You have just won...$10,000!
(The audience cheers, appludes, and stand up in their seats as Sky celebrates his victory. He shakes hands with Bodil and Husky for their good work. Steve walks up to Sky to ask him a question).
-Steve: So, Sky, now that you're in possession of $10,000, what are you going to buy?
-Sky: I'm going to get all the butter in the entire world!
-Steve: Seriously, I think you should see someone. You're obviously delusional.
-Sky: I'm not as delusional as you are.
-Steve:...Touché, Butter God.
Some Notes Here:
-I've been getting a LOT of OC's lately. And honestly, I wish I can use all of them. But I've got way too many OC's, guys. So, please don't hate me if your OC doesn't come in an story episode anytime soon. It's gonna take me a while to feature every OC I get. So...try to send a few OC's at a time, guys. I'm kinda overwhelmed right now.
-I...I'm running out of ideas. I need you all to send me your best ideas for another story episode as soon as possible, guys. If you send me your best idea, I will mention you in the story, no matter what it takes. This will definitely help keep the season going guys. Thanks, :). And don't be afraid to send me an idea.
Notes
Song (You Dropped A Bomb On Me) A song by The Gap Band
Song (The End) A Minecraft parody of 'We Are The Champions'
Song (The Miner) A Minecraft parody of 'The Fighter'