A/N: I'm beginning to learn how to make my stories better. Anyway, here is Chapter 11.

Chapter 11: Total Drama Gullwings

Back on the Celsius, YRPZ were reviewing what they have so far with Brother about Lili and the Tennysons.

Brother said in Al Bhed that he understands and agrees to let the Tennysons and Lili become members of the Gullwings. Ben leaned over to Nepgear and asked "What's he saying?"

"He's speaking in Al Bhed, a language native to the Al Bhed of Spira. He said he will let you stay here and become members of the Gullwings." Nepgear smiled, she sees Buddy teaching Lili how to speak Al Bhed by using the Al Bhed Primers.

"Finally, I can get the new 3DS game for my 3DS…" Ben sighed. Rikku turned to Ben with a confused look.

"3…DS? What's that?" Rikku asked in a confused tone.

"3DS, you know? A video game system… Wait, don't tell me you don't have video games in Spira...?" Ben grimaced.

"I'm afraid not…" Shinra sighed as he continues typing away.

"I thought as much… This stinks…" Ben faced palmed.

"Ben, would it kill you to be more mature?" Gwen glared at her bratty cousin while Ben glared back.

"Now now, kids. Don't fight." Max intervened with a nervous smile. He turned to the girls and asked "What is our next objective since we're now members of the Gullwings?" Suddenly, Shinra's computer beeped as he typed in some commands.

"Looks like the treasure sphere in Zanarkand will have to wait. I detected another Queen;s Gate reading." Shinra reported.

Alice ran up to Shinra's post and asked "Where?"

"On some islands near Besaid. It may be that we got another batch of visitors to our world." Shinra theorized.

"Sounds like a plan!" Kagome beamed as she struck a pose and shouted "Buddy, set a course for those islands!"

"I'm on it!" Buddy nodded as Brother went to the cockpit and piloted the Celsius towards the islands near Besaid.

(Meanwhile, in another Alternate Earth)

Camp Wawanakwa, a fictional island located in an unspecified area in Muskoka, Ontario!

It was minutes before the show goes on air, and the contestants' boat is on the way towards the island. Somewhere in Chris McLean's cottage, is Chris McLean (I ain't going to go through the trouble of listing all the character details) and his sidekick Chef, getting ready for the big show to start. Note that this is Season 1 Folks, not Season 2, 3, 4, or 5 at all. "Face; check!" Chris said, admiring himself as he checks all the details to make sure that he is ready for the big broadcast show cast that will happen in just minutes.

"Suit; check, eyes; check! Check, check, check!" Chris smiled just as he looks at himself on camera to make sure that he is ready for the big opening shot for the show.

"Chris, it looks like we are ready for the show. I cannot wait to torture those contestants with bad foods, and enjoy the life of torturing those campers in the worst way possible, with you of course." Chef said, and Chris gets out of his chair.

"How do I look?" Chris asked Chef.

"You look ready to be on stage, now let's knock them dead." Chef said, and then he and Chris walked out to the Dock of Shame, where the cameras are ready to begin filming of the show, and boy will this be one interesting show of them. Anyone that watch Total Drama Island will know what's about to happen. And he loves to mug for the camera.

"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean – dropping season 1 of the hottest new reality show on Television RIGHT NOW!" Chris said before he started walking on the Dock of Shame, with the camera keeping up with him. "Here's the deal. 22 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They will compete in challenges against each other, then have to face their judgment of their fellow campers."

Then suddenly, the phone rings, and then Chris angrily gets on his phone to answer it. "YO! I ain't in the mood here; I am trying to host a show you piece of…." And then suddenly a strange light begins to head towards the new campers' boat and Chris. "RUN FOR YOU LIVES, THEIR'S AN ALIEN INVASION!" Chris yelled out before he was engulfed by the light, and then they were no boat, no campers, no nothing, except screaming production guys running for their lives from the light.

(Back in Spira)

The gang were on an island near Besaid which has some pretty old ruins which made Alice's eyes sparkle with delight.

Rikku got out her mini-computer and typed in some commands. "It seems we will find the energy signature right about…" Suddenly, the gang heard some screaming and all eyes turned to see screaming people on a boat that somehow got teleported here being harassed by sahagins, fish people like fiends that came from the water.

"Sahagins!" Yuna gasped as she, Zoey who switched to her Gunner dressphere and Alice rushed in to help, Rikku, Paine and Maron joined them.

The three gunners used their guns to shoot down three sahagins, killing them in the process. Two sahagins charged at Paine who got her sword in a defensive position and with a quick movement, she made quick work of the sahagins.

Rikku and Maron were side by side, cornered by six sahagins, Maron used her sharp fingernails weapons on her clothes to cut three sahagins in half while Rikku got out her grenade and threw it at the remaining sahagin, it exploded and wiped out the sahagin, but not before their blood spilled on one certain TV host.

"AH! MY beautiful clothes, ohl my (Beep)ing god, (Beep) this (Beep), Chef…. Get this (Beep) off my (Beeping) back!" The man yelled, before revealing to be the host Chris McLean and his partner Chef, with Chef getting the goo stuff from the sahagins out of the back of Chris's shirt. "(Beep) this (Beep)!"

"Nani?! I was so looking forward to watching their show on Cartoon Network in my manor back on my world. But now they're here? What a strange coincidence." Lili muttered as she placed her pinky on her chin in thought.

"What exactly happened?" Rikku asked in confusion.

"For your information, some blind light came and engulf us, and the contestants, and surprisingly, we did a check count, and right now, it seems like everyone is okay." Chef said, just as he go grabs the contestant.

"And what's worse, is now we cannot run the show now! No cameras, no production, no… nothing!" Chris yelled out, angry that his great show is now ruined. "No torturing of the camera, no humiliation, no (Beep)ing NOTHING!" he yelled out.

"This is completely preposterous! All I wanted to do is come to the camp for $100,000 dollars, and this is the bullcrap that we get, attacked by some fish like freaks and stuck in the middle of a deserted island." A lady stormed off in anger, before revealing to be Heather.

"Well I think this may be a good place to use our survival skills, like gathering supplies, or what not?" added by another girl named Courtney, the counselor in training.

Sweating along without a care in the world is Lindsey, the hot chick without a brain that functions right. "I am sweating like crazy. Maybe I should have picked my red bikini."

"Wait to freaking go, a show already starting to come into disaster!" Duncan yelled, as the bad boy finally stormed off the ship that was destroyed.

"How many people are there?" Yuna asked Lili who is curious about these newcomers.

"Well, we got 24 if you include the Chris and Chef. I don't know how the Celsius is gonna fit all those people, especially the fat one." Lili pointed out, and the fat one she means Owen.

They are Duncan, Tyler, Lindsay, Leshawna, DJ, Eva, Justin, Owen, Noah, Harold, Trent, Geoff, Gwen, Heather and Cody, Izzy, Bridgette, Courtney, Katie and Sadie, Beth, and the homeschool guy; Ezekiel. And of course, Chris and Chef are here as well.

"Well without the stuff to film the show, what's the point in the show?" Chris asked.

"You can come with us!" Rikku beamed. "We know how you got here and by traveling with us, we can get you guys home!" Rikku sees Duncan flirting with Paine.

"You're beautiful and sexy unlike Heather's worthless bod." Duncan smirked pevertedly before Paine punched him in the stomach and drop kicked him. "What? I said you were beautiful." Duncan moaned before Paine walked away in cold fashion.

"May I remind you guys that your safety will not be ensure, they aren't any life insurances here, nor in their contracts, so if they die, it ain't my problem." Chris said, coming out with Chef to introduce himself to them. "I am Chris McLean, host of Total Drama Island, or pretty much now the leader of my peanut gallery that I have right here, and I am now forced to babysit these 22 idiots with Chef while we TRY TO GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS PLACE!" Chris said peacefully before he then started to yell angry, and then turns to Duncan. "And Duncan, not cool at all."

"My name is Zoey Hanson, this is Yuna Braska, Rikku, Paine, we're known as YRPZ and this is Neptune, Noire, Blanc, Vert, Nepgear, Uni, Ram, Rom, Inuyasha, Kagome Higurshi, Shippo, Miroku the pervert, Sango, her pet Kirara, Jean who is also a pervert, Maron Makaron, Alice Dodgeson, Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson, Max Tennyson and Lili Rochefort. Together, we're the Gullwings!" Zoey struck a pose excitedly.

"And what Duncan did wasn't very appropriate at all." Kagome frowned as she crossed her arms and glared at Duncan.

"Exactly!" Courtney said, the girl who is training to be a counselor. "What's the point in that?"

"Yeah, I do what she says, this isn't a place for us." D.J. the nice guy added.

"But imagine if we find something super cool here, than we can just take it and be rich." Geoff, the pary guy added.

"Heck, then why would we even want to compete in the game show in the first place?" Bridgette added, the sports girl.

"Of course, and that is so typical on so many levels." Noah, the smart guy added, apparently bored from all of this mess.

"But… we'll be going against New Yevon's teachings!" Yuna gasped as she protested.

'I remember Yuna telling me about New Yevon's teachings after they exposed Yu Yevon's false teachings to Spira. Since then, New Yevon took its place and the motto of the teachings means one thing at a time.' Zoey narrated.

"Well if you are going to live, then we must fight, I had to every day!" Eva yelled out, grabbing a board and throwing it at Blanc who caught it and threw it away.

"Well that is just perfect, a bunch of idiots that I have to deal with here, I got better things I can be doing right now." Heather smirked and grunted at everyone.

"You know, the Gullwings re right about a few things." Cody, the normal okay guy added before Beth added this.

"Well maybe me and Lindsay can form an alliance with you?"

"Sure thing, but I am in charge!" Heather smirked, and then Zoey fumed by saying:

"No one is in charge! Believe it or not, we're the only ones who can get you home. So as of now, we're your leaders, me, Yuna, Rikku and Paine. So join our sphere hunting group and we can get you guys home." Chris gets up to her.

"YO, I AM RUNNING MY GROUP HERE, NOT YOU, SO WHY NOT YOU KEEP YOUR FAT HOT CHICK MOUTH AND THAT FLAT CHESTED CHICK…" Blanc however heard that and transformed and has her axe near inches towards Chris's face.

"THE HELL YOU JUST SAY?!" Blanc roared, her eyes teeming with fury.

"Okay, you are in charge, we will join the Gull… whatevers." Chris gulped, fearing for his life as Blanc reverted back to normal.

Soon, the Gullwings with the TDI gang entered the Celsius and the airship took off. It was then, lunch was drawing near and Maron offered to help Barkeep, the TDI gang were shocked to see a humanoid other than humans cooking their food. Meanwhile, Yuna and Zoey were discussing the events with Shinra.

"I see…" Shinra nodded thoughly as he began analyzing the data. "Thanks to you, I managed to pick up some useful data on clues leading to the whereabouts of the Queen's Gate. We're not there yet, but as we continue to hunt treasure spheres and explore uncharted areas, we're sure to find it."

"That's a relief. We're one step closer of getting me home. Oh and getting our otherworldly friends home as well." Zoey smiled softly as she sighed.

"For now, let's have some lunch. But the problem is… That Chef from this TDI cartoon show may cook up some nasty food to get everyone sick according to Lili." Yuna sighed.

"Don't worry about it. Maron and Barkeep will keep him from doing that." Zoey closed her eyes and smiled.

"WHAT?! I'm not cooking?! I am a way better chef than any of you idiots, plus I promised Chris a good meal." Chef yelled out in complete anger in the kitchen as Maron and Barkeep were talking about lunch and Chef wasn't gonna have one part in making meals.

"Soth sorrth, but under Miss Yuna's orderths, me and Maronth will make lunchth." Barkeep told him as he was making Spiran meals.

"But I am a good chef! I can surely figure something out with the Spiran recipes, trust me." Chef pleaded, but to no avail.

Maron glared at Chef and told him sternly "No. Miss Lili told me a lot about you and Chris and you will not be cooking one bit… Now leave." She ordered.

"But…" Chef said before he was interrupted.

"Pleaseth, get outh." Barkeep ordered and then Chef leaves in shame.

The guys at the mess hall were all surprised to see Chef being unable to cook, especially Chris, who really wanted to at least see the other contestants puke. "So, how did it went?" Chris asked.

"It went (Beeping) bad. That Maron girl and Barkeep freak wouldn't let me (Beeping) cook all because that they will (Beeping) cook the (Beeping) food." Chef cussed out expletively as he was so pissed that he didn't got to cook tonight.

"Dang, what a shame." Chris said, feeling sad for his co-worker Chef.

"Well whatever we would have cook, I am glad I am not eating. I just hope what they are cooking is good, as I AM SO (BEEPING) HUNGRY!" Owen shouted out in an uncontrollable rage as his stomach is grouching like a pig. "I just wonder, is there any soda here?"

"Well, there's some water if you want." Buddy offered.

"Well I am okay then." Owen smiled just as he gets himself a glass of water and drinks it, and feels relived. "Ah… refreshing."

"Well at least we know there is some water, that's a good thing." DJ added, as he gets himself a glass of water.

YPRZ walked in. Duncan saw another chance to flirt with one of them, but remembering Paine's punch earlier, he decided to back down and think about YRPZ in bikinis.

"Food is ready!" Maron called out as YRPZ walked up to the kitchen and helped hand out the food, the TDI gang saw their food and looked at it oddly.

"Great, this is something I am not going to like at all. I hope I don't die eating this." Heather scoffed as she slowly takes the food into herself and tries a bite out of it, and for a moment, she was about to puke as she was making all sorts of bad motions with her mouth, but after tasting it a bit, she swallows it, and then her mind just explodes. "Hey, not bad at all, not great, but not bad."

"I actually like it." Chef said, impressed with the Spiran food. "But I could have done better."

"I agree, but not too shabby for the girls." Chris muttered, jealous that they took Chef's position away and the girls did better than them.

"Guess girls are superior cookers?" Vert smirked at her own joke.

"OH JUST YOU WAIT TILL TOMORROW SINCE I WILL COOK FOR EVERYONE! AND I CALL IT!" Chef shouted with all of his anger at him.

"Sorry, but I heard you would, so you are never cooking here." Maron closed her eyes and smirked proudly.

"(BEEP) YOU, you son of a mother(beeping) bitch!" Chef grunted before a few of the contestants stop Chef from going all at it on Maron.

"I love this Spiran food!" Owen cheered as he ate his food like a dirty pig.

"I'm glad all of you liked it." Yuna smiled, but her smile faded as she sat down on her chair and said "I would like to go over the history of Spira with you all." All eyes turned to her as Yuna cleared her throat.

" I was the daughter of High Summoner Braska, a legendary summoner who defeated Sin temporarily. I was living in Bevelle during the reign of Yu Yevon's false teachings. During my time in Bevelle, I learned about my father's death after temporarily defeating Sin. It is where I met Kimahri, one of my former guardians and best friend. He said he was ordered by one of my father's guardians, Sir Auron to look after me and take me to the island of Besaid. It is where I met Wakka and Lulu, also former guardians of mine and loyal friends. Sin is a living powerful armor created by a rouge summoner named Yu Yevon who wanted to keep his home, Zanarkand alive in dreams. He tasked his daughter with tricking summoners near the end of their journeys by sacrificing one of their most trusted guardians by becoming a powerful aeon called the Final Aeon, but after defeating Sin, the Final Aeon will become Yu Yevon's armor as a way to increase Sin's armor. Since then, Spira was under the grip of Yu Yevon's false teachings. During my time n Besaid, I was taught the ways of Yu Yevon's teachings but I didn't know Yu Yevon's true ambitions so his teachings were called Yevon. I was ready to be a summoner, that's where I met him." Yuna smiled softly.

"Him?" Trent cocked an eyebrow.

"Tidus, he's from Zanarkand, well, a different Zanarkand which is hard to explain right now, but I'll tell you about it later." Yuna then continued to explain who Tidus is. "He's the star player of the Zanarkand Abes and is always cheerful, but deep down, he resented his father, Sir Jecht." Yuna sighed.

"Why would he resent his father?" Beth asked, feeling sympathy for this Tidus fellow.

"Tidus has his reasons for hating his father, but as he traveled with Yunie, he began to reconcile with his father, and he changed during the journey to defeat Sin. Plus, the only reason he changed is because his father was the next Sin." Rikku explained in further detail.

"S-S-Sin was his father?" D.J stammered.

"Yes…" Yuna nodded slowly. "Sin is Yu Yevon's armor and choosing Jecht was Yu Yevon's ultimate undoing because Jecht retained his humanity and prayed that his son, Tidus would defeat Yu Yevon and Sin once and for all."

"So… What happened after you defeated Yu Yevon and Sin?" Gwen asked, feeling desponded.

"After we destroyed Yu Yevon and Sin... Tidus… up and vanished, as if he never existed." Rikku looked at Yuna in worry as she could tell that her best friend was sadden whenever she's reminded of that depressing event.

"NO!" Owen yelled out just as he gets out of his seat and hugs Yuna. "I'm sorry for your lost!" Owen cried as he hugs Yuna with all his might. Yuna smiled and chuckled nervously.

"It's alright, I know he's out there and I'm gonna find a way to bring him back." Owen went back to his seat and resumed eating. Zoey couldn't help but smiled at Yuna being cheerful after being reminded of losing Tidus.

'Seeing Yuna like that reassures me that she's going to find a way to bring Tidus back. And little did I know that I'm going to help her achieve that goal.' Zoey narrated.

To be continued…

Next chapter: Rescue Tomoe! Showdown at the Calm Lands!

A/N: Eeyshe, not my best chapter yet, but it's long I hope. Anyway, next chapter will be better.