A/N: Okay, so this is the fourth-last chapter meaning I still have 4 chapters left to write. So don't be upset about it finishing YET! Once it is over though, I plan on writing a new one that involves wizards again…so I hope you guys enjoy magic! Sorry to keep you in suspense…well not really, it's fun leaving you all hanging! But here we go…

P.S!! I want to thank Voldemort soooooooooo much for giving me some ideas for a lot of the chapters. YAY VOLDY!

Dares From HELL!

Rosalie POV

"And the winner is…" Alice just had to be all over dramatic, didn't she? "And the winner's are…" Another long pause. "And the winner is…"

"GET ON WITH IT, DAMNIT!" Emmett roared at Alice, who giggled.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry. And the winner's are…" Just then, Carlisle and Esme instantly appeared beside out huddled group.

"What's all the hubbub?" Carlisle asked. I turned to him to give him a disgusted look. Ew. He can be so old-fashioned sometimes.

"Are we interrupting something?" Esme asked gently. At this point, if Emmett was human, he would've been turning bright red in anger.

"YES YOU ARE!"

"So, how was your day, kids?" Carlisle asked, acting as if he hadn't heard Emmett.

"It was awesome!" Alice said sounding delighted.

"Anything eventful happen?"

"Umm…well, apart from Bella almost dying, Jasper almost being squashed by falling from hundreds of feet in the air, Jasper also being stalked, Emmett leaving us hanging upside down for ages, Edward screaming for his dear life and meeting two wizards, nothing really happened," I summarized for them.

"That's nice," Esme said. "Would you like to hear about our day?"

"Sure," Bella answered politely.

"We enjoyed the lovely view from a helicopter ride and had a delicious lunch," Esme said, smiling. Now it was Jasper's turn to look at Esme.

"You guys ATE? Without us?!" He sounded appalled.

"Sorry, son, Esme was thirsty!" Carlisle replied.

"OH MY CARLISLE, GET ON WITH THE FREAKING CONTEST!" Emmett bellowed, making us all jump. Edward rubbed his neck, looking impatient.

"Yeah, I'm ready to hear who the winners are myself," he said, slightly annoyed.

"Give the results to Esme and Carlisle, they can tell us who won and no one will be cheating that way!" Bella said. Alice handed Carlisle both sheets of paper.

"If you could just read out the total for both teams, Carlisle, we'd appreciate that," Alice grinned.

"Hmm, sounds simple enough. Okay…the Cullenators are at…27 rides," Carlisle read. A loud cheer erupted from the boys.

"And the Cunning Cullens are at…27!" He announced. Everything instantly went quiet.

Oh my Carlisle. A tie?! What would we do now??

Bella POV

"A tie?" Edward said in disbelief. "We never discussed what would happen if there was a tie…"

"A tie-breaker?" I suggested. I was so confused.

"No, that would be too difficult and it's too late for that," Jasper said.

"Well, I guess no one wins then." Emmett looked enraged. He was about to say something when Alice side-stepped him and spoke.

"Actually, I forgot about something," she said, looking extremely smug. She snapped her fingers and instantly, a group of about 8 or so men appeared behind her. They were all human men and extremely good looking, though they looked so average standing beside the Cullens. Just like me.

"What's this?" Rosalie asked, raising an eyebrow.

"This, my dear sister, is my man posse." Quiet. Then finally, Emmett forgot to look angry and broke the silence.

"What the hell is a man posse?"

"This is my own personal group of human-standard ridiculously good looking guys. They're all models and I bought them for when Jasper was busy and I got too bored," Alice said, pouting up at Jasper. He looked disgusted and angry. "Let me introduce you to them!" She danced over and reached for the first gorgeous male's hand.

"This is Hans, he's a German super-model," the man bowed towards us. He had nice cheekbones… "And this is Erik, he's from Sweden." The second male, a tall, blond, muscular one flexed his muscles and posed. What a weirdo. She continued to name off all her little men. The last four were Abercrombie and Fitch models.

"Umm, Alice, this is nice and all, but what does this have to do with anything?" I asked her as Jasper shot the men dirty looks. Rosalie giggled and waved at one of the guys. Emmett grabbed Rosalie's waist and pulled her towards him, but she threw him off.

"Oh yeah, I guess I got kind of caught up. WELL, I ordered my man posse here to go on as many rides as they could for our team!" Alice said brightly. There was another long pause.

"WHAT?" Emmett screamed. "That's not fair! THAT'S CHEATING ALICE!" I was stunned. That was such a good idea…I can't believe I never thought of that! Then again, I could never buy a man posse anyways.

"Actually, Emmett, no one said that's against the rules," Rosalie said, smirking.

"Yeah, but who said that was fair?" Edward shot back.

"YEAH, there was nothing in the rules saying you could hire man posse's to do your work," Jasper spat, his eyes narrowing at Rosalie.

"Carlisle, Esme, what do you think?" The two exchanged glances.

"All's fair in amusement park challenges," Esme said thoughtfully.

"Yeah, I say the girls outsmarted you this time, men. They're the clear winners," Carlisle said, shrugging.

Rosalie, Alice and I let out cheers of our own. Alice slapped us both high fives and she danced around, looking more like a little ballerina rather than making a fool of herself. Rosalie stood on her tiptoes and pointed at Emmett in triumph. "IN YOUR FACE!!"

I looked up at Edward and grinned. He looked horrified and avoided eye contact with me. The three of us ran over to the man posse and began jumping up and down in joy with them.

"MAN POSSE'S RULE!"

Edward POV

No. No! This couldn't be happening. I was going to have to do whatever Bella wanted to do. I exchanged horrified glances with Jasper and Emmett, who were also looking as scared as I felt.

"Congratulations, girls!" Esme said. "Now, let's go home, shall we?" We all began to walk out of the park, towards the waiting vehicles. Bella caught up with me and Alice and Rosalie joined Jasper and Emmett.

"So, Jasper, here's what you're going to have to do," Alice said, smirking a huge smirk at Jasper. "You're going to have to be Emo for a day," Jasper looked extremely frightened and clamped his mouth shut, as if he was about to vomit.

"And you, Edward, you are going to be Gangster for a day," Bella said to me, reaching up to ruffle his hair. I turned my furious eyes on her and opened my mouth to argue. "No, no arguing, you do as I please! Both of you are going to have to do whatever we want while being Gangster-slash-Emo," she said, wrapping her arms around my waist. I controlled my anger and tried to stop shaking with fury.

"What about me?" Emmett asked, looking nervous.

"Emmett, your task is special," Rosalie replied, her eyes shining evilly. "You, my darling husband, are going to have to convince the world that you're Harry Potter." Emmett froze.

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me. You are going to be a wizard for one day. In that one day, if you're not able to convince the whole wizarding world that you're the REAL Harry Potter, even though we saw the real Harry Potter today, you're going to get an even HARDER task." Oh man. That was just cruel. I thanked Carlisle I had Bella, and not Rosalie. Emmett looked numb as Rosalie roared with laughter along with Bella and Alice.

"Way to go, Emmett. Good job on giving them ideas for what to dare us to do," Jasper said through gritted teeth.

"By the way, Emmett, remember that little seagull incident? The one where you whipped a seagull at my head in anger?" Rosalie asked. Emmett looked twice as scared as before. "You have another punishment for that. You're going to be a street performer once you're finished your first task, Harry Potter. But what will you perform? None other than the songs from High School Musical 2 and Hannah Montana."

Whoa. How cruel could Rosalie get? Emmett was about to collapse with the horror of performing songs from those mortifying, talent-less Disney stars.

"Tomorrow, boys," Bella said, grinning.

Tomorrow. The day from hell was going to be tomorrow. Why, Bella, why?

A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed that! The next few chapters are going to be showing the guys doing their dares. It's gonna be AWESOME! Keep reading and reviewing…P.S. no offence about what I said about HSM 2 and Hannah Montana. That's just the way I, Harry, feel about those actors. Ew. I'll update soon!

-Harry