Having already failed to ruin Mario's vacation twice, it goes without saying that Bowser was really annoyed. However, his anger quickly went away when he saw Peach and Daisy walking around the park alone.

"Hey, Dad, look!" Bowser Jr. yelled, pointing at the princesses, "It's Peach and Daisy! Why don't you kidnap them and ruin Mario's vacation that way?"

"Heh, great minds think alike, son!" Bowser replied, "But we have to be careful. We don't want to make a big commotion. Just watch and learn."

Coming out from his hiding place in the woods outside the park's boundaries, Bowser ducked behind trees, buildings, and the occasional garbage can as he slowly approached the two ladies. Just as he was about to grab them and run, he suddenly felt someone pull on his tail. Hard. Whirling around to see who it was, Bowser saw it was a small boy jumping up and down, nearly having a coronary.

"WOAH, COOL!" The kid shouted, "IT'S ONE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?"

"Uh..." Bowser mumbled, "Sure..."

Bowser took the kid's autograph book and began jotting down the first TMNT name he could think up, all the while keeping an eye on Peach and Daisy to make sure he didn't lose sight of them. Afterwards, he handed the book back to the child, who was still as hyper as ever.

"WOW! THANKS! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!"

"Um, yeah, kid. Just cut back on the sugar, ok?"

Quickly getting back to the problem at hand, Bowser tried to look for Peach and Daisy again, but they had long since disappeared into the crowd. Frustrated, and wanting to avoid another edition of "When Fans Attack", Bowser walked back into the woods where Bowser Jr. was waiting.

"Pop, where's Peach and Daisy?" Bowser Jr. asked.

"Let's just say that I was wrong about hiding because we would stick out in the crowd," Bowser answered, "We blend in well... Too well..."


Luckily for Bowser, he was still able to follow the most reasonable path that Peach and Daisy could take and managed to catch up with them. Even more fortunate was that they were currently taking a break from walking and were looking at the park map.

"I bet we could kidnap them now, Dad!" Bowser Jr. exclaimed.

"Ugh... If I go out there again, I'll probably be mistaken again for a Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopa or whatever."

"Well, that stinks. Now what are we gonna do?"

Bowser glanced up at a tree branch hanging over the princesses and got an idea.

"Son, do you think you can climb up on that tree branch?"

"Of course! Why?"

"I want you to climb up there and listen in on them! That way, we can tell where they are going and set up an ambush!"

"Ok, Dad! You can count on me!"

Bowser Jr. did what Bowser asked, and soon enough, he could hear everything the two ladies said.

"So, Daisy, what should we do next?" Peach asked, "It's getting kinda hot out, so maybe we should do something indoors, where it's air conditioned"

"I know! Let's do Splash Mountain!" Daisy answered, "That'll cool us off really fast! Besides, I got a couple of Fast Passes for it earlier, so we can use them now!"

"I don't know... I don't want to get wet..."

"Aw, stop being such a baby! You'll be fine!"

"Well... Ok, fine, but I'm wearing a poncho!"

Having heard all he had to, Bowser Jr. climbed back down the tree and reported to his father.

"Splash Mountain, eh?" Bowser mused, "Come on, son! I know how we can nab Peach, and get a bonus princess to boot!"


It wasn't long before Bowser had set up another half-baked plan on the front of Splash Mountain, this one involving a giant rubber band. Bowser was standing on one side of the waterfall holding one end of the elastic while Bowser Jr. was standing on the other side, holding the other end.

"Alrighty, Dad, I'm all set up. What are we going to do, exactly?"

"Ok, son, listen good!" Bowser explained, "I came up with this plan with safety in mind, meaning that, hopefully, no bodily harm will come of us if this thing doesn't work! When I give the word, we'll pull the rubber band tight across the falls. It will let the boat go though, but it'll clothesline Peach and Daisy, propelling them into the air. Then, all we have to do is catch them as they fall and, bam! We have not one, but TWO kidnapped princesses to ruin Mario's vacation with!"

The two Bowsers listened for the sound of Peach or Daisy coming up the cave before the big waterfall. Eventually, they could hear them talking to each other nervously as they approached the drop.

"Ok, son..." Bowser began, "... ... ...NOW!"

Both Bowsers gave the rubber band a giant pull. Maybe a little too giant of a pull, since, when they stretched it out, it snapped! Time seemed to stop for a second as they looked at the broken elastic, suddenly realizing what was going to happen. Completely losing their balance, the two of them fell off the mountain and landed in the "splashdown zone" almost simultaneously with Peach and Daisy's ride vehicle. A few seconds later, they swam back up to the surface and tried to recuperate. Bowser Jr. was the first to speak.

"Well, Dad, you were right about one thing: Neither one of us got hurt when that backfired. Heck, the only thing that got broken was our fall!"

"Hey, your right!" Bowser exclaimed, "So that means my plan was, in a way, a success! Way to look at the bright side, son!"

Their celebration was short lived, however, when the two of them suddenly felt the water begin to bubble. Looking down, they saw that they were floating right above the water cannons used to make the splashes look bigger.

"Aw, shroom..." Bowser groaned.

The water cannons went off, and Bowser and Bowser Jr. were blasted out of the water so hard, it wouldn't be a surprise if they crash landed in Disneyland... Tokyo Disneyland.