How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Do I even want to know?
Ruby's threatened to kill me so,
Here's part 11 of the show!
C11
MARK! U FUKING SUK I H SLUT FUKKING U SO MUCH! (What, did he offer some advice?) I WOSH U WOOD CRAWL IN HOLEW AND DIE BICH! (Ouch.) I THOUGHT U LIKED ME U SAD URSELF I HATE U! LAURA TOLD ME U JUST NEDDED A DATE 4 DA SOCIAL AND U WOOD DITCH ME AFTER WELL GUESS WHAT I DITCH U! (He's your boyfriend? And you're ditching him? Why?) AND GUESS WOT EVER1 HATES U NOW U ARE SUCH A FUKKING LOSER! I HATE U Ive ALWAYS HATED U. (Then why did you go out with him?) UR FRIEND S LIKE ME BUT I STILL HATE U AND I NO U STILL LOV ME BUT PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAESSS SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!1 (YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!) U MAKE ME TOUCH UR HANDS 4 STUPID RAISINS! (How dare he try to share his raisins!) U R SOOO UGLE AND FAT ID RATHER DATE SCOTT WILSON (Ouch.) THAN OR A DEAD RAT THAN U! (Double ouch.) I AM NUT JEALSOU I HAT U MORE THAN ANYTHIN IN THIS DAMN WORLD! FUKKIN FUK U FORVERq!11 (You totally showed him babe, now that you're not seeing anyone, would you… maybe be interested…)
Ruby took ou her gun and shooted da loser MARK and gazillion times until he was crying and dead! AND DEN SHE CUT HIM INTO TINY PIECES AND ATE DEM! (Fuck, forget I said anything!)
Anyway my English teach told me u only fink Ruby is a Mary Suet coz u don no her past lik I do so this chapa is the stroty of her passt so to build yup her grate person.'(But she is already perfect Rubby!) Dis is called char building which is something u all ned 2 do. (In real life too maybe… just a suggestion…)
Ruby was 5 yrs ol d when her dad abadoned her to her muther who got relly depressed and stated to drink all the time (she was a n alcholik) then abandoned her 2. (I'm actually crying, this is so tragic) Ruby then had to live on her own in da house all by herself. (At five years old. SUPER BABY!) She had to hunt 4 her owned food (She owned, she just had to find where it was kept. I do this in my flat heaps too.) coz there was none left in da house. (That happens to me heaps too. OH MY GOD SHE IS SO RELATABLE!) She got real good at it so ever1 new she was relly tough an dint mess with her. (Nobody messes with da Ruby!)
Dis was when Gary stated to crush on her. (That's it, crush her!) One day he saw her walking in da forrest outside her house just back frum a hunt. gary was watching her, ameyerly. (?) Her clothes had cool rips in dem frum branches and she had killed a deeer pokemon for foood. (You have disturbingly violent tendencies…) Her hair was tosssled back and red like a copper. She was the most beauftul gurl he had ever seen. (But of course she is SHE IS RUBY JANET SARA TOMSON!) "Sum day im gong to marry that gurl?" Gary thought quietly to himself. (Questioningly and out loud as poor Gary had difficulty in knowing whether or not he had thought something or spoken it.)
Anyway Ash saw her 2 and admired her beaufy. (INVENTED WORD ALERT! Beaufy: a beefy beauty.) But he was too busy with his pokemon to think about it odderwise he wood b 2 sad. (And we wouldn't want anyone to be sad now would we?)
Anyway Ruby got her deer back and cooked it on a fire she made by rubbing too stickers 2gether. (Wow, she can not only make a fire, she can make it with STICKERS!) She wanted nutheing more than too train pokemon and go to da league one day but not today coz (… because what?... I needs must know the answer!)
Nam. Ruby Janet Masserbalt (Seriously, how many times can we misspell your name?)
Age. 15yors (And what's with the random list, is writing too hard now?)
Bday. 3th May 1993
height same as me (Not a Mary Sue at all.)
weight 33kgs (Okay, either you are freakishly undersized for a 15yr, or you are a walking skeleton that disappears like a sheet of paper when you turn sideways.)
hair col is red (Wow.)
fav color is red (I did NOT SEE THAT COMING!)
bf Gary (Getting shorter and shorter.)
fav num 3 (Wow, I can die in peace knowing that.)
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE BEST CHAPTER EVER! I AM SO "EXITED" FOR THE NEXT ONE AND MAYBE I'M WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP! HELP ME! I'VE CAUGHT THE RUBYITIS!
LORD SEAVAR OUT!