Power Rangers Pirate Armada
Special Announcement: I will be doing a version of the Gokaiger Goseiger Super Sentai 199 Hero Great Battle Movie, where we team up with the Megaforce Rangers and Robo Knight. It will happen after chapter 16, I believe, so look forward to it. I just don't know if I'm gonna post it as part of this story, or as a separate section altogether. Perhaps you readers can tell me. It will be titled, Power Rangers Pirate Armada vs. Power Rangers Megaforce. (This universe is going under the guidelines of ALL of the Ranger Powers being lost after the war with the Zangyacks. So this is technically my version of Super Megaforce, now that I've heard about it. I don't know if Saban will do a better job than me with it, but I hope you're still enjoying this one. Thanks for reading, and I would love it if you continued.)
Returning Rangers for Pirate Armada vs. Megaforce are as follows:
The Red Ancient Ranger (Akaranger from Himitsu Sentai Goranger)
The White Tek Ranger (Big One from JAKQ Dengekitai)
The Blue Delta Borg Ranger (DenziBlue from Denji Sentai Denziman)
The Black Gemmix Ranger (GoggleBlack from Dai Sentai Goggle V)
The Pink Tech Squad Ranger (DynaPink from Kagaku Sentai Dynaman)
The Red Bio Star Ranger (RedOne from Choudenshi Bioman)
The Red Track Speed Ranger (RedTurbo from Kousoku Sentai Turboranger)
The Red Mythic Master Ranger (RyuuRanger from Gosei Sentai Dairanger)
The Pink S.P.D. Ranger, Syd
The Red Operation Overdrive Ranger, Mack
The Yellow RPM Ranger, Summer
The Green Samurai Ranger, Mike
The Gold Samurai Ranger, Antonio
The Red Megaforce Ranger, Troy
The Pink Megaforce Ranger, Emma
The Black Megaforce Ranger, Jake
The Yellow Megaforce Ranger, Gia
The Blue Megaforce Ranger, Noah and finally…
Robo Knight
Another note: I called the Megaforce Rangers the Guardian Rangers at first, so that they at least had a name. Sorry for the confusion, but I will stick with Megaforce now. (Plus, there will be a Titanium Ranger Key for you Lightspeed Rescue fans (including myself) I can't believe Saban decided not to put that in. Is crafting a Ranger Key from scratch, as a prop mind you, that hard? Then again, who am I to talk?)
Signed, DMUDZ.
Chapter 10: Undercover Antics
Log Entry: Ken, Pirate Ranger Blue
Today, yes, we did get a threat that Gigalorium, the stuff Ashley's necklace is made of, was being shipped to the Zangyack Mothership. But before we found that out, we were hanging out, in the Animarium to start our day. Yes, Princess Shayla is a permanent member in our crew.
Shayla: "I am pleased that I am a member of your crew. It will help you greatly."
John: "Yeah. This is our home away from home, Princess."
Lexie: "And I love the job your gardener does here."
Jessica: "She doesn't have a gardener, Lexie."
Ken: "I believe this place is perfect. Yo, Bulk, Spike, how's this for samurai training?"
Bulk: "Much better, Ken. Thank you for finding us such a good place to train. And thank you, Your Majesty, for allowing us to come here in the first place." He bowed.
Spike: "Yeah, thanks, Your Majesty." He bowed, as well, mimicking his uncle. Shayla curtsied to them.
Shayla: "I am happy to be helpful, samurai warriors." Kyle and the others snickered with me.
Kyle: "Hey, dude, I just realized something. Our crew now has everybody we need to be like the crew on One Piece."
Ken: "Really? Interesting."
Kyle: "I'm obviously Luffy, you're Zolo, Lexie's Nami, Spike is Usopp, Ashley's Sanji, John's Chopper, Shayla's the closest thing we got to Nico Robin, Jessie's Franky, Bulk is technically Brook."
Ken: "Who's Navi?"
Kyle: "Navi's our map to the metaphorical Grand Line. Everyone else we meet along the way is who we're helping when we stop, you know?"
Ken: "Who's AkaRed?"
Kyle: "Working on that… but that's beside the point. We're the real live Straw Hat crew!" He raised his hand in the air, pointing upwards with his pointer finger.
John: "How is Jessie Franky? She isn't powered by soda."
Kyle: "In role. Jessie fixes up our ship. Good thing she got done with it a while ago, right?"
Jessica: "Right. Comparing me to a guy partially made up of scrap metal. Nice job, bro." Kyle released a sweatdrop.
Ken: "All semantics aside, I say we all start our training. It'll be more fun out here than trying to train in the holodeck." That's what Kyle calls it. Star Trek reference. It's like he has to compare everything to something else.
Ken: "Jessie, you're with me." Jessie got a large smile, then nodded. I turned my gaze to Ashley and Kyle.
Ken: "You two are another group. And…" I turned to John and Lexie.
Lexie: "I'm with John?! YAY!" She hugged John immediately. John hugged her back, laughing nervously to us.
Ken: "You all have to figure out how to use your Wild Force powers to your advantage to beat each other in a fight. Remember. Let the beast instinct control you a little bit. Don't just let yourself get completely taken over, but try to understand your inner animal better." Kyle and Ashley nodded, but Kyle looked hesitant. Ashley put her arm on his shoulder.
Ashley: "Kyle, don't worry about it. It'll be our inner beasts doing it. Not us. I think." She suddenly looked confused.
Jessica: "Bring it on, Kenny boy." She smiled, sprouting wings from her arms, taking off towards the skies. John and Lexie ran off in one direction, with Lexie talking with him about how she was supposed to train. Kyle and Ashley got on all fours both of them sprouting claws, and they ran off into the distance. I witnessed the Lion Zord watching them go, then trot off after them himself. I suppose he wanted to witness how it would turn out.
Jessica: "Yo, Ken! How about us?" She was flapping her wings above me.
Ken: "Coming!" I ran after her, and we found a beach.
Jessica: "What do you say after our match, we both put on our suits and take a dip?"
Ken: "I don't see why not." Jessica flew up, then dived towards me, making an eagle screech. I did a shark snarl, and I did a jump kick, only to miss. She performed a mule-kick, knocking me back. I flipped back up, then jumped up at her again. She struck me with her feet again. I fell back down, landing on my feet. She landed on the ground, then charged. She tried to do a side-chop, but I blocked it, then kneed her in the gut. She keeled over, which got another screech. She elbowed me in the face, and then pushed me away, doing a jumping tornado kick. I ducked under it, then hit her with a straight punch as she landed. She backed up, and we were trading punches and blocks for a second before she did a thrust kick, slightly forcing me backwards. She flew up, then went for another dive bomb. She tackled me, and I fell into the water. Big mistake. I felt something open up on my neck. I felt at my neck, and felt skin flaps moving open and closed.
Ken: "Gills. Perfect. That's what Cole meant." I smiled to myself. I swam up, jumping out like a shark, towards her. She gasped, then I performed a flip, and drop kicked her. She hit the ground as I landed, and my gills disappeared for the time. Jessica got up, and screeched again. We ran at each other, continually punching and kicking at each other, throwing in a flip to be sure every so often. Once we both managed to hit each other in the face at the same time, we both backed off from each other slowly. Jessie and I started to pant as we both hit the ground. She smiled.
Jessica: "Ken, I have something I have to say. It'll definitely throw you for a loop, though."
Ken: "What could you possibly say to me that would do that?"
Jessica: "I should have said this when Sworero attacked… I'm sorry I didn't."
Ken: "It's okay. Just tell me."
Jessica: "I… I…" She covered her mouth.
Ken: "Jessie?"
Jessica: "I… really really like you! Okay?" She blushed.
Ken: "Oh. Oh!" I looked at her dead on.
Ken: "I do, too, Jessie. Nothing's gonna change that."
Jessica: "Thank you." Her blush disappeared.
Ken: "Okay. Want to keep going?"
Jessica: "Sure?" She got up, and we went at each other again. I attempted to punch her, but she caught my hand, pushed it off, then flipped herself up. She got my head in a scissor-lock, knocking me back down, squeezing my neck in between her legs while holding my right arm down in an arm-bar lock. I pushed her leg up, and managed to pull myself out while mounting on top of her. I tried to go for a ground and pound, but she was shuffling around in the sand so much that I couldn't land a clear shot at her face. I decided to go for a headlock from this position, bringing all of my weight down on her. I was the heaviest member of the team. Even Kyle finds it hard to get me off of him if we spar with each other like this. She still forced herself around, but she was getting herself nowhere.
Jessica: "No fair! You're using all of your body weight to hold me down!"
Ken: "Nothing saying I can't, Jess."
Jessica: "!Hijo de puta madre!" She started to push herself up, even kneeing me in my behind, but I barely budged. I found out if I could ground any of the four of them, five counting Lexie, I won almost instantly. Call it part of my body. When I morph, though, I'm slimmed down a bit so that I can do more agile maneuvers while keeping my strength. Kyle seems to buff out a bit, John does as well. Both Ashley and Jessie seem to not change very much, though I think Jessie does get a bit larger bosom sometimes. Hard to tell.
Jessica: "AGH! Let me go! Infierno!"
Ken: "Sorry, Jess. Gonna have to try harder than that."
Jessica: "Ugh… I can do this…" She tried a little harder, but finally tapped out. I released her.
Jessica: "Your girth is your biggest advantage."
Ken: "In human form. In Ranger form, I'm slimmed down a bit."
Jessica: "More like a lot."
Ken: "Are you saying I'm fat?"
Jessica: "No. I'm saying you're large." I snickered.
Ken: "Living large, baby." I smirked at her as she giggled back, gaining pink on her face.
Jessica: "I brought my swimsuit. Did you bring yours?"
Ken: "Of course… Maybe."
Jessica: "Want me to send a clone to grab it?"
Ken: "Okay." She split into two of her.
Jessica 1: "Okay, number 2, listen up. Go to Ken's room. I'm gonna change into my swimsuit now."
Jessica 2: "Why?"
Ken: "She wants to take a dip in the water with me? I dunno."
Jessica 2: "That's precisely why. Okay. Wait here, Kenneth." She winked, and sped off like a blur. When I turned around, I saw Jessica was gone. She was taking off her clothes. I sat back, whistling, waiting for the other Jessie to come back with my suit. I waited a good 5 minutes before she walked back up to me. I turned, and was taken aback. It was a one-shoulder two piece. The top was blue, a cobalt blue, and it had a yellow rose design on it. The bottom had a similar design to it. The shoulder was a wider one, but still, I was taken aback.
Jessica 1: "Too much?"
Ken: "No. No. Just…" My eyesight angled towards her chest. There was most definitely an exposed cleavage line. I took a deep breath, attempting to hide my nervousness. Jessica seemed to be happy, though, so we called it good.
Ken: "I love the suit. Cobalt's nice."
Jessica 1: "I thought you'd like it." The second Jessica made her way back. She handed me my swimsuit. It was green with a white stripe going down both sides.
Jessica 2: "Looking sexy, number 1."
Jessica 1: "Thank you."
Ken: "I'll change back there too. Give me a second." The two Jessica's merged into one.
Jessica: "If you insist, Ken." She sat down, soaking up rays. I headed to where she changed, noticing she planted this bag here on purpose. It was as if she planned this whole thing. She did plan this whole thing! Cool. I love Jessie so much. I wish Kyle wouldn't make himself tag along with us so often. Sure, he's the closest thing I have to a little brother, but I shouldn't always have him there, right? Jessica sighed while looking at me. I nodded to her. She got up, then slowly walked towards me.
Jessica: "Don't you want to take a dip?"
Ken: "I thought that was the idea."
Jessica: "That was part of it." She then got close enough to practically grab my swimsuit off if she wanted to. I nearly thought she was about to.
Jessica: "Now that everyone else is gone, Ken…" She smooched me on the mouth, then embraced me. I was frozen in place. She had never done this before… Okay! I kissed her back. We held it for a few minutes, while she let go, and I did also.
Jessica: "I missed that. Unlike Ash, I don't want to do that with anyone else around."
Ken: "I understand." She walked into the water.
Jessica: "It's fine!" I ran, and then jumped in. I dove under the surface of the water, then I came up from behind her, giving her time to turn around.
Ken: "Hi."
Jessica: "Ken…" She said this in a romantic tone.
Ken: "Why can't you be like… nicer in front of everybody else? When you're around anyone else, even with me, it's like you're… a bit of a… downer."
Jessica: "I just have an image to uphold. I can't be soft in front of anyone. If I am, then-"
Ken: "You're soft around me, Jessie." My look did not change.
Ken: "Besides, I'm sure even Kyle would love this side of you. He likes nice people."
Jessica: "You know I can't stand him. The only reason I still hang out with him is…"
Ken: "I know. Me." Jessica nodded, and swum over, putting her arm over my shoulder.
Jessica: "Nothing is ever going to change that. And since we're both Power Rangers now, I feel like I'm so much better than I ever could have been before."
Ken: "That's good." Jessica pulled me underwater, then started smooching me on the lips. When we're alone, she's so different. I don't understand it. Once she poked my side, I pushed the both of us back up, and we turned our heads, and she gasped. Everyone else was there, in swimsuits, including the Lion Zord.
Kyle: "Hey. Just came to tell you we're all done and we wanted to go to a beach, but I see you two decided to…" He then got thundershocked by Jessica. He coughed, and fell over.
Lexie: "Jessica! He was just trying to be nice! Why do you always treat him-"
Jessica: "SHUT UP! Ken and I were having a moment, damnit!" She stepped out, revealing her outfit. Bulk and Spike's jaws dropped.
Jessica: "Thanks for thinking it's nice guys, but I just need a moment alone." She then turned to observe Kyle, and Ashley was already helping him up, and smooching him. Jessica helped Ashley help Kyle up.
Kyle: "Jessie?"
Jessica: "I'm s-sorry, Kincius. I just need to be alone with Ken, okay?"
Kyle: "Okay. Have fun." He smiled. I looked at him in amazement. How did he immediately understand?
Kyle: "Jessie wants you two to have a moment, Ken. Come on." I nodded, and went after her. I walked to her side, and grabbed her hand. She said, "Ken, I-"
Ken: "Forget about it, Jess. He forgave you."
Jessica: "Do you think I-"
Ken: "Maybe. Kyle would definitely like you better."
Jessica: "Okay. Thanks, Ken." She hugged me, and nestled her head into my chest.
Ken: "Wanna go back real quick?"
Jessica: "Of course!" We ran back, and saw Ashley and Kyle already dunking each other underwater. Kyle was in his red swimsuit with black Hawaiian flowers on it, Ashley was in a purple colored one piece, exposing cleavage specifically for Kyle, of course, and she had silver lines all over the front of it simulating light reflecting off of the water. The back of it exposed half of her back, exactly. They were wrestling in the water. As I watched them, I felt happy for little brother down there. We rarely get moments like this at all anymore because of the Zangyack Empire's persistent attempts of trying to destroy us…
Jessica: "Look at John… wow." John was in a brown swimsuit with no special decoration on it. Lexie was snuggling up next to him in a glowing silver bikini two piece. It sported Zebra stripes on it.
Lexie: "Oh John, how I wish we could do this forever."
John: "I agree." He had his arm around her. I don't know what their situation is like myself, but I guess John isn't as invested in that relationship as Lexie is. She's living a fan fantasy, and that's all she really wants, I suppose. Good for her. Bulk and Spike were still in their samurai garb, practicing on the beach shore.
Bulk: "YAH!"
Spike: "HYAH!" Their wooden swords were bashing together. I could even see hints of splinters coming off of them.
Shayla: "Ken. Jessica." She looked at us. She was still in her white flowing dress.
Jessica: "Hi, Princess."
Shayla: "Are you two okay? We did not mean to interrupt your moment."
Ken: "I think we all need a break right now anyway, Your Majesty."
Shayla: "Bulk! Spike! Ken says you two can stop now."
Bulk: "We will stop when we are ready, Your Majesty!"
Spike: "Yeah, we mean no disrespect, Princess Shayla!" Their swords clanged again, and they were pushing each other. Bulk managed to push Spike over, and used his massive girth to squish Spike. The Lion Zord, who was still watching, made a slight snicker.
Spike: "Uncle Bulk… My arm hurts…"
Bulk: "Sorry, Samurai Spike." He helped Spike up after he helped himself up.
Spike: "Can we have that break now?"
Bulk: "I don't see why not. We shall meditate."
Kyle: "Aw, come on, guys! The water's great!"
Bulk: "We forgot to pack our swim trunks, that's all."
Spike: "Sorry, Kyle."
Ashley: "Maybe next time, right?"
Bulk: "Precisely, Ashley. Now, we meditate, Spike." They sat down, and started to meditate, as they said. Jessica and I ran for the water, and made a cannonball splash. Blowing Ashley and Kyle over, and drenching Lexie and John.
John: "Sp-too! KEN! JESSIE!"
Lexie: "Bleagh!"
Ashley: "That was just the advantage I needed! Thanks!" She had Kyle in a headlock, and they were both kneeled down. Kyle was struggling to get Ashley to let go of him.
Ken: "Kyle! Tickle her! You know she likes it!"
Kyle: "She beat me in sparring today, but I'll win this round! AGH!" Ashley started giving Kyle a noogie.
Ashley (seductively): "Haha! Now what, Captain Kincius?" She moved her legs to scissor-lock his belly. Kyle gave a gasp, then he got to his feet, only to have Ashley force her weight on him to splash into the water face-first. Ashley released her headlock, then lifted Kyle's head out, and did it again, bending him backwards.
Kyle: "AGH!"
Ashley: "Tap. Out. You know you want to, honey…"
Kyle: "Never gonna happen…" He grabbed her breast dead on, and started squeezing it.
Ashley: "OOooh!" She let go, and while he tried to escape, she mounted him.
Ashley: "You are such a perverted little guy, you know that?" She had no hint of malice in her voice, though. Is this how they get when they're alone in their rooms? Jeez… My mouth was hanging down. Jessica did a facepalm, then John and Lexie stared at each other weirdly.
Kyle: "I thought you didn't care, ASH!" He threw a fist up, but she caught it. When he tried to punch her again, she caught the other one. Her look was always smiling, and looking like she was truly having fun. Kyle was smirking.
Ashley: "So… you like my chest, do you?"
Kyle (Jack): "Sorry, lass. My mind got the better of me on that one."
Ashley: "That's okay, sweetie pie. Here." She leaned over, pushing Kyle's straight towards the shore, and she leaned on him, going slightly backwards. Her breasts then enveloped Kyle's face. Kyle started flailing around while this was happening, but we assumed they wouldn't be doing this if neither of them wanted it. We shrugged it off as Lexie watched with a look of anticipation.
Ken: "Hey, Lex, what'cha lookin' for?"
Lexie: "I wish I had my webcam…"
Jessica: "Of course."
John: "Get used to this, Lexie. It happens all of the time here."
Lexie: "Intruiging." She nodded as they kept doing stuff. Ashley then got up, revealing Kyle's face as extremely red. She giggled. Kyle then rolled her over, but now he was pulled into her closed guard, and was forced back into a headlock.
Ashley: "This is going to keep happening, and happening, and happening, honey."
Kyle: "No it won't!" He was pushing up, but Ashley moved his head back, and into the middle of her breasts again.
Kyle: "Weapons of mass boobage being used! Oh boy…" Was he letting her do this?
Jessica: "Um… well… this IS rather odd."
John: "I know. Kyle's a better fighter. Did they agree to something?"
Lexie: "Perhaps." She snickered.
Ken: "C'mon man! Do the grab again!"
Kyle: "I'll do more than that!" He grabbed her breasts since his arms were free, and started… rubbing them?! Oh boy. Not normal.
Ashley: "Oh. Oh! YES!" She let go of him as he continued to massage them. I assume he was massaging them, as that was what it looked like.
John: "All in front of me, too?! You got some balls, man!"
Kyle: "Oh!" He let go of them.
Kyle: "Sorr- Sorry man. I don't know what came over me… um…" Ashley moved her head up, and kissed him on the mouth as he reciprocated.
John: "Eh… fine." He started mumbling to himself.
Lexie: "I REALLY wish I had my webcam out."
John: "That's not going on the blog and you know it, Lex."
Lexie: "F*!"
Jessica: "I know that raunchy-ish stuff gets a lot of hits very fast, but there is their privacy to consider, Lexie."
Lexie: "You're right."
Ken: "Exactly. See, look at them. They're fine now."
Ashley: "Psyche!" She got him in a headlock again, then went back to giving him a noogie.
Kyle: "AGH! Geez!"
Ken: "I stand corrected."
John: "Careful how crazy you two get with each other now!" They clearly did not listen to him, though. Kyle got out, then the two started to sumo-wrestle each other downwards. They then got into a clinch with each other, trying to take the other down.
Kyle: "Not today, Missy!"
Ashley: "Persistent little- oof!" Kyle tripped her, and now he was on top, over her belly, in a full mount.
Lexie: "So much energy!"
Jessica: "So much stuff her parents are going to question."
Ken: "So much weird… Ugh. Did they train at all?"
Lexie: "When John and I found them, they were actually sparring. And yes, Ashley did win."
John: "She's getting as good as you three. Ken, Jessie, watch out. Ashley's on the warpath." We looked at Princess Shayla, who had been silent about this matter.
Lexie: "Princess, are you okay?"
Shayla: "I'm… curious and confused at the same time. Are they still training, or are they just having fun?"
Ken: "At this point, I'd say having fun." When we looked at them, Kyle had Ashley's head and arms completely enveloped in his arms somehow. Ashley was breathing deeply and slowly. Most likely, she was panting.
Ashley: "ERGH… ERGH…"
Kyle: "Nice try, Ashley!" She was now wiggling from side to side, trying to free herself, but to no avail. Kyle had wiggled himself in sync with her. Ashley started bouncing her waist up and down to try and force Kyle off, but his grip stayed true.
Ashley: "LET GO!"
Kyle: "Not on your life, babe." His smile got sadistic. Ashley then forced him off with one final waist bounce, and the two of them were split apart, and on their feet. They were both panting.
Ashley: "Ha… ha… Well… I am getting better."
Kyle: "Still not good enough to… stop me. Ha…"
Ken: "Training's over guys." Kyle and Ashley then bowed to each other, and hugged. They then smooched.
Ashley: "Thanks for the good match, hon."
Kyle: "Same with you, Ashes." They then started to wade in the water together. Wow-ee. They compete so fiercely now. They used to hate squaring off, but now… if I tell them to train with each other, they're likely to be cutthroat at each other. Kyle actually is evening up with Jessica and I now. I'm amazed. Ashley's getting to be a much better fighter, not relying on guns anymore… John still needs work, but he's still a strong fighter in our team.
Jessica: "So… Ken, about the two of them…"
Ken: "Yeah. They're hyper-competitive and feisty with each other now. Always trying to outdo the other… Always getting up close and personal with each other, even during their boyfriend-girlfriend moments… Always challenging each other in the training room… geez. They're extremely determined to beat Prince Walz Gil now."
Jessica: "Which IS a good thing."
Lexie: "How I wish I was more like that…" She forced John to the ground.
John: "Whoa!"
Lexie: "C'mon, big guy! Bring it!" She was holding his arm down while he pushed her off easily.
John: "I don't want to do that right now."
Lexie: "Okay…" She snuggled up next to him again. My morpher rang.
Ken: "Hey, Nav. What's up?"
Navi: "Trouble! A Zangyack fleet is hovering over New York! We need to make our way there now!"
Lexie: "Time to suit up?"
Ken: "Yep. Gather everyone together. It's morphin' time!"
Shayla: "I'll move the Animarium over quickly."
Lexie: "You can do that, Princess?"
Shayla: "Of course. It's not very hard." The Lion Zord growled, and moved away from us. I assumed it wanted to get ready to fight if it had to. Bulk and Spike rejoined us, and we took Kyle and Ashley back out of the water.
Kyle: "Ready?!"
Ken, Jessica, John, and Ashley: "Ready!"
All of us: "Pirate Power! Transform!" We morphed, running to get to the GalleonZord with Lexie, Bulk, and Spike. While we got into the Zord cockpits, we launched the GalleonZord off of the Animarium once it hovered over New York. Kyle launched lasers at the fleet as it went below us.
Kyle: "Let's jump straight to Megazord mode!"
Ken, Jessica, John, and Ashley: "Right!" Kyle deployed the rest of us, then we all combined the zords.
All of us: "Armada Fleet Megazord, jumpin' into action!" We jumped off the Animarium, landing in the middle of New York City.
Ken: "Great. The fleet's already on the move!"
Kyle: "I see. Let's take this fight to the skies!"
Ashley: "Right!" Kyle pulled out his Mystic Force Red Key while we followed up with our Mystic Keys.
All of us: "Ranger Keys, set!" We turned the keys, unlocking the compartments, forcing out the Mystic Force Dragon Zord parts. The arms sprouted wings, the legs grew claws, and the chest sent out a dragon neck with a moving head.
All of us: "Armada Mystic Megazord!" We took off into the sky, then Kyle turned the shoulder cannons on, blasting at the fleet as they launched lasers at us.
Kyle: "FIRE BREATH!" The dragon head spewed fire out at the ships as well.
John: "Simple job, guys! Made much eaiser with the ability to fly!"
Ashley: "And Kyle's doing all the flying!"
Ken: "Keep telling yourself that, Ash! We still got a whole fleet to wipe out here!" The dragon head roared after Kyle launched another barrage of shoulder cannon fire. The ships were being taken out one by one. It seemed like such an easy job.
Jessica: "I'm starting to think this might be a tad too easy!"
Ashley: "Me, too. The ships aren't putting up much resistance to us."
Kyle: "Huh?" We noticed that some ships were turning to fire on us, also noticing most of them were staying cluttered up into one area. This got me very confused. What were the Zangyack up to this time?
John: "I'll run some scans. It may help determine what's going on with the ship's controls here."
Jessica: "Well, make 'em fast, John. We need all of the help we can get right now." John nodded, typing away at the scanners he had while attempting to keep the Megazord steady. We cleared a path through the ships so we could see what they were protecting. I was shocked to see what the target was.
Ken: "NO F*ING WAY! Not here!"
Jessica: "What's wrong?" The ship itself resembled a mere Zangyack ship upon viewing it, but the problem was that it was green rather than the standard bronze or silver we usually tended to see on these ships.
Kyle: "Ken? Buddy?"
Ken: "Whatever we do, we CANNOT destroy that Zangyack ship!"
Ashley: "Why?"
Ken: "If we attack it, it'll explode and annihilate the entire planet!"
John: "No way! Really?"
Jessica: "NO WAY!"
Kyle: "Fine. Retreat for now. If we leave it alone, it'll continue its course and stay away from Earth for the time being." We turned the Megazord around flying for the Statue of Liberty again, settling back in GalleonZord mode. Once we dropped Lexie, Bulk, and Spike off, Kyle gave me his 'we need to talk' look. I nodded to him. We took seats all around the living room/dining area with Navi.
Kyle: "So, big guy, how do you know what that ship is?"
Ken: "It's the Green Fleet. Its purpose is to deliver fully irradiated Gigalorium to any Zangyack ship that needs it." The others immediately reacted negatively to my statement.
Ashley: "Is that why they wanted my necklace?" She grabbed at it, and held it tight to her chest. Kyle turned to look at her worriedly.
Ken: "Yes. Even a small amount of Gigalorium can potentially destroy a planet."
John: "I need to get rid of this thing, then!"
Ashley: "John, no, please!"
Jessica: "If you took the time to notice, it's not operational, John. I remember back in Chemistry. If the said Gigalorium material is glowing, it is considered terribly dangerous, and should not be approached by anyone or anything."
John: "Oh yeah."
Jessica: "My Dad and I used to sell Gigalorium powered engines while they were still legal, too. But he resorted to smuggling it for himself when the dangers were revealed. No one knew the difference, except him." I knew how this story ended, but it seemed Kyle, Ashley, John, and Navi wanted to hear more.
Navi: "Then what?"
Jessica: "He's in jail for smuggling illegal product into Terra Venture. My custody was switched back to my Mom, but I always refused to give up thinking about Dad. I paid him visits every day after school. I miss him."
Kyle: "Oh…"
Ken: "And the reason I know what the green ship is… is because I used to work for the Zangyack Empire."
Navi: "WHAT?!" Kyle, Ashley, John, and Navi freaked out.
John: "Why did you not tell us before?!"
Ken: "I'm sorry, guys. It was before the Zangyack started their bid for universal domination! It didn't mean much at the time."
Ashley: "And you… worked on that ship?"
Ken: "No, but its purpose was elaborated on when I started to advance in the worker ranks."
Jessica: "Hm."
Kyle: "A Gigalorium export craft. That's extremely bad. You were right to stop us from attacking that ship." I nodded.
John: "What do we do next?"
Ken: "I don't know."
Kyle (Jack): "I do. Savvy?" He gave his Jack Sparrow smile.
Jessica: "Oh no…"
Ashley: "What do we do, then, Captain?"
Kyle: "Ken, Jessie, you two discover what's up with that ship, stop it from getting to the mother ship, and take it back here so John can properly dispose of it."
Jessica: "Why am I going with him?"
Kyle: "I may be stupid, but I at least have the common sense to say that you two are the best Rangers for the job. Ken, you worked with the Zangyack, probably have been on a few ships. You should be able to locate the position of the Gigalorium stash pretty fast. And Jessie, you know how to transport radioactive Gigalorium safely. John can then dispose of it once we have it brought back to us. Easy as 1… 2… 3."
Jessica: "That's actually a somewhat decent plan, Kincius. I'm impressed."
Ashley: "Told you he has brain cells." She smirked at Jessica while crossing her arms. Jessica grimaced back.
John: "We'll wait here in the meantime, keeping watch of your position. I'll send you two the coordinates once you're going to leave, okay?"
Jessica: "Got it."
Ken: "Once we're ready, we'll be off."
Kyle: "We'll be on standby the whole time, Ken." He smiled.
Jessica: "We could probably go right now, actually."
John: "Good. I'll search for the ship. It can't have gone too far if they need to escort such a dangerous material." He went to our onboard computer, searching for the location of the Green Fleet. He located it on sight.
John: "Got it. They're in Connecticut right now. Go get 'em."
Kyle: "We'll be in radio contact if you need us, okay?"
Ashley: "Good luck."
Jessica: "Luck is something I don't need."
Ken: "We'll get back, safe and sound." We teleported out of the ship as my morpher beeped an MMPR tune. I flipped it open, revealing the GPS display, and where we were compared to the Green Fleet.
Ken: "Got the coordinates hardwired to my morpher now, Jess."
Jessica: "I'll fly us there."
Ken: "But I thought you couldn't… wait…" She made her hands glow with a lot of electricity, then it happened. She gathered enough energy from other places to build a flying disk under her feet. She enlarged it so it would fit both of us.
Jessica: "I've been perfecting this for a while now. This should help us get all the way to that ship, no problem." She winked at me. I nodded, and ran onto it, and she flew forwards, heading for the coordinates. This method of flying reminded me of Static Shock back in the old days of cartoons for me. We flew on until we noticed the ship get in view.
Jessica: "I'll lower it down. We don't want those Zangyack bastards to catch us, right?" I nodded, and she set the disk back down. We went behind the rocks where she landed, hoping the ship didn't detect us.
Ken: "Ready?" I pulled out my Blue Pirate Key. Jessica nodded, pulling hers out.
Ken and Jessica: "Pirate Power! Transform!" We instantly morphed into our Pirate selves. We made our way to the bottom of the ship, sliding to the bottom of a hole in the ground under it.
Ken: "Okay. Now, how the hell do we get in from the ground?"
Jessica: "These." She showed me her Operation Overdrive Yellow Key. I pulled out my Operation Overdrive Blue Key.
Ken: "Got it."
Ken and Jessica: "Overdrive, Accelerate!" We became the Overdrive Blue and Yellow Rangers after we sent up displays showing their weapons and ranger suits. The displays smashed into us, creating our suits, then the helmets created themselves over our heads.
Ken: "Good. Double-O Zip Shooter!"
Jessica: "Right!" We pulled out grappling hook shooters, and they latched on to the bottom of the Green Fleet ship after we launched them. We then pulled ourselves up on them, and got inside the ship very fast. We demorphed to human once we got in.
Ken: "Perfect."
Jessica: "Now we need a disguise, Ken."
Ken: "Oh, yeah. Damnit."
Jessica: "Knew Kincius forgot something. REALLY?!" She facepalmed.
Ken: "We're gonna go find some Gormin. Get their armor…"
Jessica: "Their armor is removable?"
Ken: "Yes. These things are literally a dime a dozen to make."
Jessica: "Never trust the robots. Especially when they're made on the cheap."
Ken: "Tell me about it."
Gormin: "GOR GOR!" Some pointed at us, then charged.
Jessica: "Here they come." She pulled out her Power Musket, then shot at them dead on. The Gormin dodged her shots, then came at us again.
Ken: "Calling to the beast inside! Unleash the Jaguar!" I sent the Jaguar at them, and it rolled like a wheel into them. It bowled them over, then slashed them to bits.
Jessica: "Nice." I smiled, then we pulled them back, and quickly removed their armor and put the armor on over ourselves. We walked out, and started searching for the Gigalorium like Kyle said.
Jessica: "Now, how the f* do we act like Gormin?"
Ken: "Um… I don't know. Gor! Gor!" I started walking like I was doing the robot and walking forward at the same time.
Jessica: "Other than the fact they walk normally… Bad idea, bucko."
Ken: "Right… Now what?"
Jessica: "Just say Gor to anyone that walks by."
Ken: "Gor. Gor."
Jessica: "Exactly… Oh crap… Gor!" She did a salute to some SuGormin who walked by. They merely kept walking as if they didn't even notice us. Good.
Jessica: "Now, if I were a Gigalorium stash… where would I be?"
Ken: "I have a pretty good idea, Jess. Come on." I motioned forwards. She nodded, and we walked to where I thought it would be. It was in a room marked, 'Authorized personnel only beyond this point. Otherwise, you will be destroyed. Signed, Carador, captain of the Green Fleet.'
Jessica: "That name ring a bell, Ken?"
Ken: "Gor. I mean… Sort of. Carador's good at playing poker. In fact, he's the best poker player in the entire Zangyack race."
Jessica: "We may have to gamble for it if he catches us, don't you think?"
Ken: "Gor. I mean… got it. Gor."
Jessica: "Oh Gor… Now you got me doing it! Gor!" We opened the door with some ID cards provided to us by the dismantled Gormin. We looked inside, noticing two SuGormin at the controls for something. We examined the room, and saw a green glowing substance to the right of us.
Jessica: "The Gigalorium! Perfect!" The SuGormin looked at us.
Jessica: "Gor!"
Ken: "Gor! Gor!" The SuGormin looked at each other, then went back to their job. We walked towards the Gigalorium, and apparently, another SuGormin noticed us.
SuGormin: "Hey! Pipsqueaks! Whaddaya think you're doing, sgor?!"
Ken: "Gor? Gorgor, gorgorgor."
Jessica: "Gooor." I was still surprised this one could talk.
SuGormin: "That Gigalorium is off limits, remember? The wanted Pirates have shown interest in this before, and we don't want them to know about this. Understand, sgor?"
Ken: "Gor."
Jessica: "Gorgor."
SuGormin: "You, skinny one. Is your voice box malfunctioned, sgor?"
Jessica (shaking her head): "Gorgor."
Ken: "Gor."
SuGormin: "And you. Aren't you a bit large, sgor?"
Ken: "GOR!?"
Jessica: "Gorgor."
SuGormin: "Ugh. I have to report some badly created Gormin to the boss. I can't believe you two were let on this ship, sgor." He left, marking something on his clipboard. Crap. We'll get thrown off of this ship if we don't grab this now, but there are two other SuGormin in this room, and if we fight them, the entire ship will catch on! Not good at all.
Jessica (whispering): "I blame you."
Ken (whispering): "Okay, so I'm big. You apparently have a cold."
Jessica (whispering): "Callate la boca."
Ken (whispering); "Really? Now you pull the Spanish shit on me?"
Jessica: "GOR!"
Ken: "GORGOR GOR!" I pulled out the Gormin club and bonked her on the head, which apparently got the SuGormin's attention.
Jessica: "GORGORGORGOR!" She bonked me on the knee.
Ken: "Oooo… GOR!" the SuGormin grabbed us and started attempting to restrain us.
SuGormin: "Sgor! SGOR!" I was punched down. Jessica launched a grenade at the SuGormin, blowing him up.
SuGormin 2: "SGOR! SGOR sgor!" I sent a water blast at him, blowing a hole in his chest, knocking him over.
Jessica: "Thank goodness."
Ken: "That was an act?"
Jessica: "Of course. You just said we needed them gone."
Ken: "Let's just get this Gigalorium out of here!" We grabbed the case with the Gigalorium in it, and ran back to the area we walked in from. Another Gormin spotted us.
Gormin: "GOR!" He hit the intruder alert button.
Ship: "Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Spies aboard the Green Fleet!" I pulled out my Power Musket, and shot a hole through that Gormin's head, and tossed the Gigalorium aside.
Jessica: "Wait!"
Ken: "We don't want them to know it's us!" I kicked it under a hole in the wall Jessica and I hid the deceased Gormin in, and we threw the new one inside as well. By then, a batallion of SuGormin caught up with us.
SuGormin: "Sgor! Where are they?"
Ken: "Gor?"
SuGormin: "Don't play dumb, Sgor. You two look different from other Gormin…" Crap. He noticed.
SuGormin 2: "Spies! Spies! They're the… AUGH! SGOR!" Jessica sent out a maelstrom of electricity at the SuGormin, short circuiting them, and making them hit the floor.
Ken: "MOVE!" We ran, advancing, trying to find a way around, or a place to hide until the alert turned off.
Jessica: "Gor, gor! Gorgorgor… gorgorgor gor!"
Ken: "I didn't understand any of that!"
Jessica: "Just hide, damnit!" We hid under some pipes in the hallway, watching some feet go by, and the sound of… "Gor! Gor!" and "Sgor!"
Voice; "Spies on my ship… They have some balls to come up here. That is for sure, my minions."
Jessica (Whispering): "Carador?"
Ken (Whispering): "Maybe. I've never seen him before."
Jessica (Whispering): "Heard of him, Ken?"
Ken (Whispering): "Yeah, but other than the fact he's THE Zangyack to play poker, I got nothing else on him."
Jessica (Whispering): "Shit. Now what?"
Gormin: "Gor!"
Carador: "There's some feet under these pipes?" He grabbed Jessica's leg. She gave a minor yelp, but in Gormin language. He pulled her out.
Carador: "Hello, my fine metallic friend. Have you seen any spies? I assume that is why you were under those pipes. To find a spy, correct?"
Jessica: "Gor." She nodded.
Carador: "ANY SPY WOULD BE TOO BIG TO FIT INTO A PIPE, YOU MINDLESS HUNK OF SCRAP!" She got slapped by Carador, and I gasped. HOW DARE HE! I rolled out.
Ken: "THAT'S IT!" I blasted him with my musket.
Carador: "AGH! SPIES! The both of them!" The Gormin he had with him charged, and we started to fight them head on. The swung out their clubs while I pulled out my Pirate Saber as well. I swung the blade down while firing at Carador. Carador flailed backwards as Jessica got back up.
Jessica: "LIGHTNING SPEAR!" She tossed the spear at the Gormin, and it impaled it while it exploded. She pulled out her musket and saber, and joined me in the fight against the minions.
Jessica: "Aw, I wanted to impale Carador!"
Ken: "Maybe next time!" We threw the outfits off, revealing our human selves. The Gormin freaked out when they saw us. Carador jumped at me, attempting to throw something at me. He threw some playing cards. Like, actual cards. The Ace of Spades nearly sliced my face. The Gormin launched grenades at us. I threw up my force field, then let Jessica slide under it.
Jessica: "¡Tome esto, bastardos de Gormin!" She launched a barrage of bullets at them, knocking them around for a bit, then I pulled the force field down, and took a new attack stance.
Ken: "Water Blade!" I swung the blade down, sending out a wave of water energy. It blew the Gormin back further, and splashed them, while Jessica did her next attack.
Jessica: "Electroshock Shot!" She launched a yellow bullet from her musket, and it hit one of the Gormin, then shocked the others thanks to my puddle I left behind. They fell down.
Carador: "Fine then. Cards… Sword Mode!" He made four poker decks combine into a sword.
Ken: "Nice sword. Does it actually deflect blades or does it suck at that?"
Jessica: "HYAH!" She sliced the blade towards him, but he deflected it, then kicked her into me, knocking me down.
Carador: "Now, Cards! Imprison them!" he sent his hand forward, then cards wrapped around us like a rope.
Jessica: "AGH! No!"
Ken: "Can't… swing my Pirate Saber…"
Jessica: "THUNDERBOLT!"
Ken: "WHAT THE…" She covered herself in electricity, then sent the wave outwards. I saw Carador dodge the bolts, but she ended up shocking me because I was so close to her.
Carador: "My my my. Looks like you failed."
Jessica: "¡Le blasfemo al nivel más bajo de los siete hoyos del INFIERNO, Carador!"
Ken: "Now that was violent."
Jessica: "It was meant to be."
Carador: "I can't be having that kind of talk from you, my sweet." He raised her up while we were both tied up.
Ken: "Get your grimy hands off of her, you… you…"
Carador: "Tell you what… to give you a sporting chance; I will give you a more… intellectual challenge."
Ken: "What kind of intellectual challenge?"
Jessica: "I'm enthralled, motherf*er."
Carador: "A game of poker with me. If I win, you tell me where you're keeping the Gigalorium. It can't have left the ship yet."
Jessica: "And if we win?"
Carador: "The Gigalorium and your freedom are yours, of course, my humans."
Ken: "I smell a rat."
Carador: "No games. No bullshit. I'm going to let you go, and I'll leave without causing any more destruction. How about that, Ken Barnes?" My eyes widened.
Carador: "Yes. The Zangyack are still looking for you, Mr. Barnes. The Zangyack have been on a galactic rim-wide search for you since you blew up that factory on KO-35. And the fact you are now a Pirate Ranger means all the more reward money for me!"
Ken: "Okay. You got us."
Jessica: "I'll go. I'm a better player than you, Ken."
Ken: "When you're being serious, that is."
Jessica: "I can handle it."
Carador: "Oh no. KEN will play against me."
Ken: "I'd still win, Jessie. You know I have a Poker Face."
Jessica: "Okay."
Carador: "Trust me, you will need much more than a Poker Face to defeat me at Poker, my Rangers." He snapped his fingers, releasing us from our prison of cards, and making his four decks again. He placed them all into his pockets, and walked us to a room where some SuGormin were waiting on us.
Jessica: "You better win, Ken."
Ken: "I got this. I have the most calm look out of anyone in our team." Carador and I sat down as Jessica got behind me.
Carador: "Sit down, m'lady. Please, I insist." Jessica sat down.
Jessica: "You want me to deal?"
Carador: "No. I shall deal. I just don't want you to be uncomfortable." He winked at Jessica. She winced.
Ken: "I get it. You have the hots for my girlfriend. Unfortunately for you, you're not gonna win her."
Carador: "I'm just showing my appreciation of her human beauty, Mr. Barnes." He sounded so smooth and sly… geez.
Ken: "She still prefers me anyway." Carador pulled out one deck, shuffled it up, and gave me five cards while he got five for himself.
Carador: "I'll go first, boy." He had drawn a card, but Jessica freaked all of a sudden.
Jessica: "HEY! You pulled two! Not the one!" She swung her Pirate Saber at his head, while some SuGormin caught her arms, pulling it back.
Carador: "Nope. Your eyes must be bad, human." I looked back at my cards, wondering if he actually had. If he did, one, that was cheating. Two, what the hell did he pull?
SuGormin: "It was one, measly human. Hold back your blade." She growled at the SuGormin.
Carador: "Now you. What do you have?"
Ken: "I'll pull another, myself." I pulled another card slowly off of the pile.
Jessica: "He did pull two, Ken." I nodded to her. I looked at my hand, then thought to myself, 'Perfect.'
Ken: "I'm good. You?" Carador threw his hand down.
Carador: "4 of a kind." I saw 4 kings. Nice.
Carador: "And you, Ken?" I put all of the cards in my hand down. I had a Jack, a Queen, a King, a 10, and an Ace.
Carador: "ROYAL FLUSH?! But how?!"
Ken: "You remember our deal, Zangyack. Let us go."
Carador: "SuGormin! Arrest them at once!"
Jessica: "Didn't trust you for a minute!" She swung her arm free, then sliced off the head of a nearby SuGormin. They dogpiled on me right away. Jessie launched out a Thunderbolt attack again. Carador and the SuGormin were forced off, and we were free. Once the SuGormin got back up, we saw a Gormin grenade hit one, then it exploded, destroying the SuGormin. Three more grenades flew out, and more of the SuGormin were destroyed.
Jessica: "What the?" We saw it alright, four Gormin had betrayed Carador and had decided to help us.
Gormin Traitor 1: "Gor… Gorgor."
Carador: "Impossible! The Gormin are supposed to obey me without question! What has gone wrong with your programming!?"
Voice: "YAH!" We saw two more comically run in with Gormin sticks and start bashing some SuGormin, who were too stunned to retaliate back. One was terribly pudgy, and the other seemed skinny as hell.
Ken: "Oh God, really?" One of the SuGormin punched the one who just ran in, and I saw Bulk's head.
Jessica: "Bulk?! How?"
Bulk: "It was all part of the plan, guys!"Spike had removed his helmet.
Spike: "Couldn't leave you guys alone could we?"
Gormin Traitor 1 (Jack): "Aye. That's correct, mate." He tossed off his helmet, revealing Kyle. The other three traitors revealed themselves to be John, Ashley, and Lexie.
Lexie: "Ha! He actually thought we were Gormin!"
Carador: "B-but how?!"
Kyle: "You see… Ken and Jessie here were merely a distraction for you all. I figured with Ken's status as a traitor amongst the Zangyack and Jessie's rash behavior would be valuable in making the perfect diversion for the rest of us to come in and snatch the Gigalorium from you. Which we already confiscated from the ship."
Jessica: "Wait, you mean we were only bait?!"
Kyle: "Yep. I knew you two would get caught. Perfect distraction for the rest of us to go in."
Carador: "IMPOSSIBLE!" Kyle, John, and Ashley whipped out their muskets.
John: "You better believe it." They shot a barrage of bullets out while Lexie used the Gormin stick to launch another grenade at Carador. It seemed to be a smoke grenade this time. Bulk and Spike ran out of it while Ashley and John helped us up, and Kyle led the way out.
Jessica: "You KNEW we'd get caught, Kincius?! Are you serious?"
Kyle: "In all honesty, Jess, I was kind of hoping for it. The most dramatic entrances are always SO much fun to do."
Lexie: "Oh yeah! This is SO going down in the blog!"
Jessica: "NO it's not!"
Ken: "Nice plan, Kyle. I thought you had some sort of a back-up plan. I just didn't think we'd be bait."
Ashley: "Well… there is that."
Bulk: "They're starting to gang on us!"
Spike: "Uh oh."
John: "Got it covered."
Jessica: "No. I got it covered." She conjured up another static Frisbee, but she enlarged it so it could fit all of us on it.
Jessica: "Get on, guys!" All of us but Ashley hopped on. Ashley flew into the air all by herself as everyone else flew to the ground. Ashley pulled out the Gigalorium box.
Ashley: "I had it the entire time."
Jessica: "Nice swipe."
Ken: "Where'd you guys get the Gormin armor?"
Bulk: "Same way you did, I guess. Why?"
Kyle: "We knocked down a bunch of them, and got costumes for everyone. Why?"
Ken: "'Cause that's what we did."
Carador: "So… you all are the Pirate Armada?" Kyle, Ashley, John, Lexie, Bulk, and Spike threw their Gormin costumes off.
Kyle (Jack): "We sure are. Savvy?"
John: "And we have the Gigalorium now!" Ashley held it out.
Carador: "Give it to me! NOW!"
Ashley: "You'll have to catch me first!" She flew into the air, then tossed it upwards. Carador and the SuGormin gasped. Navi had then flew out from the sky, and caught it.
Navi: "I got it!" She flew away, back towards the GalleonZord, where I saw Kyle had moved it closer to us.
Carador: "SUGORMIN! FLIGHT MODE! GET ME THAT GIGALORIUM!"
Ashley: "I don't think so! Typhoon Boom! Wind!" She clapped her hands together, blowing the SuGormin fighters back before they made any headway towards the ship.
Kyle: "And speaking of coming back big time… Fire Style!" he performed some super-fast hand signs.
Kyle: "Phoenix Flower Jutsu!" He breathed fire out of his mouth while the fire surrounded the SuGormin and Carador, and burned them as the fire wrapped itself around them.
Kyle: "Now!"
John: "Hmph. Sand Coffin!" He clamped his fist together, and nearby sand particles surrounded the Zangyack, and crushed them. Carador was the only one who came out without problems. The SuGormin were mostly dead, if not blown to bits already.
Ken: "Now! Calling to the beast inside! Release the Jaguar!" I sent my fists forward, sending out the Jaguar Spirit Zord yet again. The Jaguar Zord rolled through the opposition, and blew the SuGormin away.
Jessica: "Thunder Slash!" She ran at Carador, then swung her blade through him, knocking him down. Some leftover SuGormin charged at Lexie, Bulk, and Spike. Lexie had charged for them, ducked under their laser fire, rolled to her feet, and got up, giving him a ridgehand chop to the neck. Bulk swung his wooden sword into a SuGormin, and it seemed to do some noticeable damage to it this time. Spike swung his sword into its neck, smacking the SuGormin backwards. All of that training on the Animarium is paying off. I gotta remember to thank Princess Shayla later. Even the three of them are learning new moves.
Carador: "No! I refuse to admit defeat!"
Kyle: "Ready?" He pulled out his Pirate Key.
Ken, Ashley, Jessica, and John: "Ready!" We pulled out our Pirate Keys.
All of us: "Pirate Power! Transform!" Once we turned the keys in, we morphed into the Pirate Rangers again.
Kyle: "Ready for pillaging! Red Pirate Ranger!"
Ken: "Ready for treasure! Blue Pirate Ranger!"
Jessica: "Ready for new waters! Yellow Pirate Ranger!"
John: "Ready for drinking! Green Pirate Ranger!"
Ashley: "Ready for plundering! Pink Pirate Ranger!"
All of us: "Power Rangers! Pirate Armada!"
Carador: "Cards! ATTACK FORMATION!" He summoned his cards again, and sent them flying outwards. They flew at us, and we used our Pirate Sabers to deflect most of them. Kyle even used his intangibility to let them go through him.
Kyle: "Fire Shot!" He shot a blazing bullet from his musket that time. It slammed into Carador, and he roared in pain. He then lit his blade on fire, slashing up the cards as they tried to hit him. The cards burned in the blaze.
Carador: "SuGormin! Reinforcements!" The SuGormin and a new squad of Gormin appeared to make new hassles for us.
John: "Why do they keep bothering to try?"
Ken: "Bulk, Spike, Lexie! Too many!"
Bulk: 'Retreat, Samurai Spike and Lexie! Away!" He led the three of them towards the GalleonZord, which made sense.
John: "Come at me, Gormin!" He charged ahead, and slashed through some of the SuGormin, as they shot at him. He then flipped upwards, then did a barrel-roll kick into a Gormin, knocking it down. He then kicked it like a soccer ball, and shot a boulder at an incoming SuGormin. Ashley charged her saber with Rhino energy, then sliced through a Gormin, cutting it in half. She then spun around.
Ashley: "Tempest Bullet!" She launched a wind bullet at the Gormin, blowing it away. Kyle ducked under a SuGormin's punch attempt, then nailed it in the gut with a musket shot. He then spun around, and slashed the blade through another Gormin.
Kyle: "Calling to the beast inside! Release the Tiger!" He sent the Tiger Spirit Zord out, and it mauled the Gormin and SuGormin by charging through them. The Tiger then swung its paws around, and it ripped apart a Gormin. It ate a SuGormin, spitting out the screws and cogs as it did so.
Ken: "YAH! Bubblebeam!" I pulled up my musket, shooting out a barrage of bubbles towards a SuGormin who fired at me. Once it hit them, the Gormin launched their grenades at me, which were absorbed by a water pillar I summoned in front of me. I then charged, swinging my Pirate Saber.
Ken: "Aqua Blade!" I slashed it through the Gormin, then kicked one next to me, firing into his forehead with the musket. I kicked the body away into another Gormin, and charged for Carador, who brought out his Card Sword.
Carador: "You will pay for wrecking my plans, Ken Barnes!"
Ken: "Sorry, but it's what I do, Carador." Our swords clanged together as I swung at him. He then swung at me. I blocked it, then shot him point-blank to the gut. He keeled over while I punched him with the hilt of my saber, then kicked him back. I clubbed him with the pistol, and he kicked it out of my hand, then shoved me backwards.
Carador: "Card Swarm Attack!" His decks of cards flew at me again. I swung my sword and tried to shoot them down, but to no avail.
Ashley: "Ken! Have this!" She tossed her saber at me as I threw my musket to her.
Ashley: "Thanks, Ken!"
Ken: "No problem! Tornado Strike! Water!" I charged at him, spinning in my water tornado. I then enveloped him in it, and slashed him up while he was inside it. I then launched him out, and jumped up, kicking him to the ground.
Jessica: "Woohoo!" She was flying through the air with her wings, and launching feathers at the Gormin below. Ashley was assisting her by launching rhino bullets. John charged through a row of SuGormin as they tried to punch him, and they did dogpile on him, but not until he raised a column of the earth up from under him. The SuGormin fell through the air as Kyle grew claws out of his hands, and jumped, slashing them through with blazing claws.
Kyle (Jack): "And this is what I would call… A roaring good time, eh? ROAR!" Jessica threw John her musket as John threw his saber to her. They both caught each other's weapons, and John jumped off of the column, and launched a wolf bullet barrage at his enemies, then kicked a purple energy wheel into another group of Gormin. Jessica attached the bottoms of both Pirate Sabers together, making a double-bladed sword, and landed, then spinning her new sword, slashing up both Gormin and SuGormin enemies very fast. Her blades both brimmed with electricity as she split them up again.
Jessica: "Electroshock Whips!" She made them fly away from her on chains, then she slashed them up, blowing each and every one of them near her off. She then swung her blades in a circle in both hands.
Jessica: "Hardly worth the effort…"
Kyle: "Exactly!" He rammed into Carador at the same time I did, and we sent him skidding through Earth's crust for a few feet. We each caught up to each other.
John: "How was that Earth column thing? Man, that was amazing, right?"
Jessica: "Yeah, Johnny. Not bad at all."
Ashley: "I enjoy fighting like this."
Kyle: "Fun ain't over yet, guys. Carador still wants a piece of us." He had pulled out his morpher and his Tek Ranger Key.
Carador: "Ugh… Card Storm Attack!" His flurry of cards came flying at us again.
Kyle: "Time to show him OUR Royal Flush!" He raised his Tek Key as all of us responded to it as well.
Ken, Jessica, John, and Ashley: "Right!"
All of us: "Tek Card! Full Power!" Kyle's morph had him create the Ace of Spades card, then he jumped through it, obtaining a red outfit with a white cape attached to it. The helmet then materialized. It was red, and his visor was a blue spade.
My morph created the Jack of Diamonds, and I ran through it, obtaining a blue outfit with a white cape, and I got a new helmet with a blue diamond visor.
John's morph happened next. He had created the King of Cloves. He charged through it, getting a green outfit with a yellow cape, then he got a helmet with a red clove on it.
Ashley's was second to last. Her process made the Queen of Hearts. She backflipped through it, then got a pink outfit with a yellow cape. The helmet came on, and made a heart visor. Our morphs then attached sashes to our outfits.
Jessica's was last. She saw a Joker card below her. She fell through it, then got a white outfit with red, blue, yellow, green, and black stripes on the chest. Her helmet then came on with a similar color scheme, and her cape was red. Our sequences ended as Ashley, Kyle, John, and I spun around in the Blitzkreig Tornado to end it. The cards Carador threw at us were batted aside as if they weren't launched. He looked at us with sheer surprise.
Kyle: "The Ace of Spades! Red Tek Ranger!"
Ken: "The Jack of Diamonds! Blue Tek Ranger!"
John: "The King of Cloves! Green Tek Ranger!"
Ashley: "The Queen of Hearts! Pink Tek Ranger!"
Jessica: "And the number one member of this team… The Joker herself! White Tek Ranger!"
All of us: "Power Rangers… TEK!"
Carador: "You think you can beat me with my own theme?! I'll show you!" He made two card swords, and charged at us dead on.
Kyle: "I'll pin him down! The rest of you charge in and show him what's what!"
Ken, Jessica, John, and Ashley: "Right! YAH!" We jumped into the air as Kyle pulled out his bow.
Kyle: "Spade Bow! Power up!" He fired a barrage of arrows that had spades on the tips of them. Carador kept deflecting the arrows, and Kyle was forced to use his bow as a melee weapon. The weapons clanged against the bow constantly, and I knew I had to jump in now.
Ken: "Diamond Cutter!" I ran in with my oversized triple-bladed tonfa, and slashed Carador in the back. He keeled backwards as Kyle kicked him in the gut, backflipped away, and launched three more arrows at Carador as he fell. The shots got him in the gut. HARD! John was falling back down, and was armed with his Megaton Ball.
John: "Megaton Ball!" He launched the spike ball out of his gauntlet on his left hand, and he clobbered Carador in the face.
Kyle: "Looks like I'm not much of an archer, Ken."
Ken: "Eh, you nailed him really good, though."
Kyle; "I suppose I did." Carador ran at John while John was preparing to swing the ball back into him. Ashley and Jessica charged out from behind John, though. Both were holding their weapons.
Jessica: "Tek Baton! HEE-YAH!" She struck him with it, and he fell back. I charged at him to back Jessica up. Kyle launched another arrow to help, John swung the ball at him.
Ashley: "Heart Chakram!" She threw her Q-shaped weapon at Carador, and all of our attacks hit him at once. He fell down as I punched him with my free hand, then gave him a roundhouse kick to call it good.
Jessica: "Time for the Joker Cannon Shot, guys!"
Kyle: "Of course! How could I forget?" he pulled out a Cannon barrel, I pulled out a wheel, John pulled out a wheel, Ashley pulled out a V, then Jessica pulled out a torpedo. Kyle held the Cannon up as Ashley put the V under it so it would have a base as John and I attached the wheels. The cannon was now fully assembled.
Jessica: "Now, for the grand finale!" She loaded up the torpedo into the cannon as the rest of us got away from the cannon.
Jessica: "FIRE!" The cannon shot the torpedo, and the torpedo nailed Carador hard. He flew backwards as a result of the explosion, but he was not quite finished yet.
Carador: "You will all suffer by my hands! DIE, RANGERS!" He launched all four of his card decks at us as we changed back to Pirate mode. Ashley and John shot the cards, Jessica and I slashed them, and Kyle did a mixture of both. We eventually shot them all down.
Carador: "How… How can I be bested by… you?"
Kyle (Jack): "I don't know. But you might want to look behind you, mate." Carador turned around to see his ship, and it exploded.
Ashley: "BOOM, BABY!"
Ken: "You planted bombs?!"
Kyle: "Yes. Bulk and Spike did that. Looks like they placed them well."
Carador: "The… Green… Fleet…"
Kyle: "Now to finish it. Time to get flashy!" We each inserted Ranger Keys into our weapons.
Narration: "FINAL… WAVE!"
All of us: "HAAAA…" We began to charge our weapons with Jungle Spirit energy again. Carador summoned his swords, then charged in a blind rage, screaming as he did so.
John and Ashley: "Dual Pirate Barrage!" They had launched some Wolf and Rhino-powered bullets, and the shots hit Carador, knocking him back. Jessica and I then jumped up.
Jessica and Ken: "Dual Pirate Slash!" We sliced him with both of our blades, releasing crescent waves with Jaguar and Cheetah energy, hitting him even harder.
Kyle (Jack): "Anchor Blast!" He launched a Tiger Shot, then did a Tiger Slash. Both shots transformed into the Tiger Spirit Zord, and it charged through Carador, making him explode.
Kyle (Jack): "Pirates… We did it again." Ashley leaned up against Kyle all of a sudden, making him nearly topple over. Purple lasers came down from the sky, making Carador grow to giant size.
Ashley: "Every goddamned time!"
John: "Why worry?"
Kyle: "GalleonZord! Now!" We got inside GalleonZord, entering the rest of our Zords' cockpits.
All of us: "Zords! Combine!" We rapidly deployed the Zords, then combined them all.
All of us: "Armada Fleet Megazord! Ready to tear people to shreds!" The Megazord did a battle pose.
Carador: "You pirates don't know what you're up against!"
John: "Oh really?"
Carador: "Return the Gigalorium and I promise not to kill you slowly."
Jessica: "You mean… this Gigalorium?" We pulled it out, and the Megazord held it in its right hand. Amazing we didn't crush it.
Lexie: "Wow…"
Bulk: "How are they not crushing it?"
Spike: "Got me."
Carador: "Y-yes. Please. Hand it over."
Kyle: "Sorry. Not gonna happen." He threw it upwards, then I shot a laser from the right fist cannon.
Carador: "NO!" We saw a large explosion very high up in the clouds.
Jessica: "No more Zangyack. YES! Mission accomplished!"
Ashley: "Let's hope."
Ken: "Now to finish you!"
Carador: "Card Swords! To me!" We pulled out the Armada Sabers, then charged at Carador, and we started to clang swords with him. We pushed together when all four swords clanged together.
Carador: "DIE, you wanted Pirates!"
Kyle: "Shoulder Cannons!" We fired shots into his face, and Ashley brought the right leg up, Sparta-kicking him backwards. He got back up, striking us with one of his swords. His other sword split apart, and the cards flew at us. We swung both blades through the cards, and fired the fist cannons when we could.
Ken: "Here goes!" All five of were spinning our wheels frantically to match up to the cards, when all of a sudden, we were slashed across the back. The Megazord fell back. Carador then stepped on our back.
John: "Obnoxious…"
Carador: "You will pay for detstroying the Green Fleet!" he punted us back, and the Megazord then back-flipped to its feet.
Ashley: "I've had enough of this shithead."
Kyle: "Me too. You cursed! Yay!"
Ashley: "I'm a pirate. I'm allowed. Right?"
Ken: "Yes."
John: "YAH!" He fired the left fist cannon, then we charged at Carador, and tried to slice him with both blades, but failed. He kneed the Megazord, then kicked it back. We landed on our feet as Kyle blasted him with shoulder cannon shots to keep him back.
Kyle: "Ugh… okay. It's Wild time! Let's can this bitch!"
Ashley: "Right on it!" We pulled out our Wild Force Keys, and turned them into the Megazord's systems. The Megazord's compartments opened, releasing the Wild Zord summoning tune, then, the Animarium appeared in the sky, and the Lion Zord jumped down.
Kyle: "Lion Zord! Combine!" The Megazord jumped up, launching off the Marine and Trailer Zords, then the Lion Zord attached to the bottom, making a centaur-like formation.
All of us: "Armada Wild Megazord! Clawing enemies apart!" The Lion Zord roared again.
Kyle: "That's right, buddy! It's maulin' time!" For some reason, Kyle can communicate with the Lion Zord like a human. It makes me wonder if I could communicate with sharks. Would it do any good?
Carador: "It doesn't matter what you lot do! I will always be invincible!"
Ashley: "We'll see about that!"
Kyle: "Lion Zord! Go!" The Lion Zord charged, and we got the Megazord ready to strike. Carador launched more cards at us, but we deflected them away, and the Lion Zord dodged them easily. He then charged at us himself. We were prepared, however.
All of us: "Wild Blast!" We turned on the fist and shoulder cannons while the LionZord released a mouth blast. All four blasts hit him dead on when we made the Megazord jump. When we jumped, we brought a large shadow to cast over Carador. When he looked up, we completely covered his view of the sun!
All of us (with Lion Zord's roar): "FOR THE FINISHING BLOW!" The Megazord then fell down, and we brought both Armada Sabers out to both sides of us. Right before we landed, we slashed him, X-Scissor style, and landed behind him, waiting for him to give in. He sparked, and growled in pain.
Carador: "Curse you… to hell… KEN BARNES!" He then exploded.
Kyle: "GGGGAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!" the Lion Zord roared alongside him.
Ashley: "Wildheart over here just got even more sexy." She jumped him.
Jessica: "Nice job today, Ken." She looked at me, and rubbed the back of her helmet.
Ken: "You did nice, too."
Bulk: "That was your best kill yet! Awesome!"
Spike: "You eclipsed him, then slashed him to pieces!"
Lexie: "Amazing!"
John: "Thanks."
Ken: "Which we couldn't have done without Jessie and I today."
Jessica: "Oh, stop it!"
Shayla (in our heads): "I agree. Excellent job today, Rangers."
Bulk: "All in a day's work for the Pirate Armada crew, alright." Jessica removed her helmet, and walked up to me.
Ken; "Um…"
Jessica: "Remove your helmet, mister." I did, and she kissed me on the mouth. I gave it back. I heard Lexie teleport in and start glomping John immediately. I heard John protest about dry humping. Nothing new. I can't wait for our next adventure!
The End.
Next time… on Power Rangers Pirate Armada…
One day, Lauren Shiba, the 18th head of the Shiba Clan, challenges us for the Samurai Ranger Keys. Kyle is of course… hesitant to give them up, but to make things worse, one of the Zangyack Elite comes to fight the Pirate Armada! Will they stand a chance? Find out next time, on Power Rangers, Pirate ARMADA!