Code Geass: Awesome of the Rebellion
Chapter 11: The Fight for Freedom Rages on!
Normally I use this space to talk about stuff I put in this chapter, but now I'd rather address a common question. So alot of people have been asking me if I'm a fan of D'arkYagam'i and if this fanfic is inspired by The Adventures of Dark Yagami. No! Awesome of the Rebellion is a complete originally idea I came up with on my own. Because I'm smart, just like Awesome!
But that's not to say D'arkYagam'i isn't an great writer because he is and you should all totally check him out. I personally consider The Adventures of Dark Yagami to be a literally masterpiece and is to fanfiction what Miami Connection is too movies.
Awesome had been made King of Asia and he made it the greatest country in the world. Everyone was happy since Awesome as emperor and all the poor was gone since they got rid of Communism. All of Japan, China and Russia were United States but there were still evil people fighting against them! Because they hated freedom!
In the middle of the Siberian tundra, the Black Knights were fighting an army of Communist zombie and robots who were leftover from Mao and Stalin and Lenin's defeat. The Black Knights had knightmares but a lot of their soldiers were Chiners who died really quick and the Commies had super powers.
"We must defeat the terrists! For Japan!" soad a Black Knight. But then one of the Communists transformed into a Soviet tank and ran over a bunch of their soldiers, and spun around and shot kamahmahes from its cannon blew up their Knightmares
But then Gipsy Danger showed up and stabbed a sword through the tank. Kallen and Li melted all the armour off with their plasma cannon and cooked it then shoved it into Gipsy Dangers' nuclear reactor, which ate the whole thing.
Alots of robots aimed their laser guns at Gipsy Danger, but then Orange-kun showed up in Cherno Alpha. He shot lightning fists at the robots which caused them to explode and destroying half the army instantly.
And finally Awesome showed up in Asskicker Prime. "Surrender now! I will free your country whether you like it or not!" he heroized. Awesome shot a pistol which ricocheted off the heads of a dozen zombies and killed them all
MEANWHILE IN SIBERIA
Lelouch was swimming throw the snow with Rasputin. "Where are you taking me?" Lelouch asked curiousfacefully
"I am talking you to the darkest corner of Russia, so I can teach you how to become a Communist!" Rasputin said evilly "I am the originally creator of the Communist Geass, which I invented as my final revenge when I was drowned in the icy waters of the motherland. I passed it along to Lenin, and than Mao and than Stalin. And than you shall have the Communist Geass like they did and continue the legacy!"
"I am ready! Teach me master!" said Lelouch who was still evil and possessed because Orange-kun didn't get the chance to un-Communistify him
Rasputin pimp-smacked Lelouch "NO! First you must past training! A physically weak man cannot be a Communist." He cackelled
Rasputin brought Lelouch to a giant river. Except the river was made of ice and there were sharks in it. Excepts the sharks were giant because of the nuclear bombs that fell and they also had radiation breath weapons
"You must pass this river and get to the other side without dying! Are you ready?" Rasputin asked and then pushed him into the river. Lelouch screamfaced as sharks started jumping out of the ice and breathing nuclear fire at him
MEANWHILE BACK AT SIBERIA
Awesome' s army managed to defeat the evil rebels under his brilliant command. A couple of Commies tried to surrender, asking to join him in exchange for food and clothes, but Awesome knew that they were evil by nature and couldn't be trusted. So he sliced them in halves with his katana and zandatsu'd their spines
Kallen parachuted down from the top of Gipsy Danger. "That was a great battle Awesome!" she said
Awesome smiled. "Yeah. Wanna have sex?" he asked and then did. Awesome and Kallen made love on the ice while he was still covered in Commie blood. The sex was so hot that the ice melted and they fell into the water below
"Oh no! Awesome" said Orange-kun who jumped in to save him. But he was a cyborg so he malfunctioned and sparks exploded when he fell in the water
But luckily Awesome could swim so he grabbed Kallen and Orange-kun when they passed out. But unluckily the water was hit by the radiation, and had nuclear sharks in it too!
Awesome had to fight all the sharks without any weapons and naked while protected Kallen and Orange-kun. He grabbed both of them tight and swung them like clubs when a shark came by, knocking all its teeth out. Lelouch swam over and grabbed the teeth, using them like daggers to stab the shark to death. He then flung the rest of the teeth at other sharks from a distance like shurikens.
The nuclear sharks breathed radiation waves that Awesome countered by using his Pirate Geass to summon lots of rum, since drinking alcohol protects you against radiation (NO I'M NOT LYING THIS IS REAL LOOK IT UP). One shark swam towards Awesome with its jaws open, so Awesoem stuck both his hands up and caught it jaws. His military training was so strong that the shark's jaws couldn't close. Awesome then used all his strength to snap the shark's jaws back, screaming as blood spewed everywhere but only bubbles came out of his mouth since he was underwater.
Another shark then swam up. Awesome grabbed the shark he had just killed and pulled it front of the other, causing it to swim into the dead shark's mouth. Then Awesome yanked the jaws back down, clamping them on the new shark and killing it too.
Eventually the nuclear sharks realized Awesome was too strong and swam away. Awesome grabbed Kallen and Orange-kun and swam back to the surface. Normally a person would have died from being naked in such cold, but Awesome was so hotblooded that it didn't affaect him at all! Kallen still needed medical attention though
MEANWHILE IN SIBERIA
Lelocuh was having more trouble dealing with his nuclear sharks. By the time he reached the end of the river, his entire body was radiated his hair was falling out and all his sperm had died. He was also bleeding a lot and was probably missing a limb
"Congratulations! You have proved your strength." Rasputin said proudly but also evilly
"OH GOD KILL ME!" screamfaced Lelouch. Rasputin laughed
"All that radiation will come in handy for the next part of our test!" Rasputin agained
Rasputin swam through more Snow with Lelouch, who had to swim fast since all his bloodloss was attracting more sharks. Eventually they reached a Russian village. But there weren't any people walking around. Instead there were super mutants
"These villagers were turned into super mutants from all the nuclear fallout caused by your battle with Awesome." Said Rasputin. Anyone with a conscious would have felt bad then, but not Lelouch because he was evil and still possessed by Communism
"They look so powerful! No doubt they will make excellent soldiers." said Lelouch Evilface
Lelouch crawled over to the village, climbing ontop of the tallest hut he could find. All the super mutants looked up at him, but they could only see in nuclear vision. So they all saw Lelouch as being a super mutant like them with all his radiation
"My comrades! I shall grant you all revenge against the one who did this to you!" he said, and then used his Mind Control Geass to make them all cheer.
Lelouch reached into his pocket and pulled out a poster of Awesome. "This is the man who nuked your village! Join me and we shall destroy him! In the name of Communism!" The super mutants all cheered and got ready for war. They picked up pieces of the destroyed Kremlin that were lying around from the battle before, and began sharpening them into weapons of war.
MEANWHILE IN SIBERIA
Awesome quickly finished sexing Kallen before sending her to get medical treatment and clothes for her cold. After getting dressed he shot the Commie prisoner the Black Knights had captured, feeding their bodies to the sharks below in an attempt to tame them.
"Hmm...this was a very successful battle, but I feel that we're forgetting something..." Awesome said and was right!
Suddenly there was a giant explosion that killed hundreds of Awesome's Chinese and Japanese soldiers. In the sky were Knightmares with the flag of Britannia on they're frames.
"Oh right. That."
The British fired more missiles, blowing up ice and sending Awesome's forces scattering. Leading the Knightmares was none other than Suzaku in his Lancelot.
"Awesome! We still have a battle to finish!" Suzaku screamed passionately as he thrust forward
"You betcha!" said Awesome as he flew Asskick Prime up to meet him. But then he saw something else. From the ninjaest darkness, Überdeathreaper-9001 appeared. "What!? Zaber! But...that means..." Awesome "Yes! We have finally put our differences aside to join forces." Suzaku went "And that's not all..." Zaber opened his cockpit, revealing that he had...a fourth eye!
DUMDUMDUUUM! TO BE CONTINUED!