The Adventures of Seven Unlikely Half-Blood Friends

by Drake Son of Hephaestus

Eight of different gods, shall change times and predict all odds. Tartarus, Aphrodite, Hermes, Apollo, Nike, Poseidon, Hades, and Hephaestus. A third great prophecy rises. Death, time travelling, and much sacrifice ensues with this story. The death gods are coming. Beware, I have exclusively written this from my experiences with these seven children. Every. Word. Is. True.

11. Hagan IX

I'm posting one more chapter and I'm dome updating this story for like 4-7 days. Now, let's get on with the story. READ ROXALLENE VIII BEFORE THIS!

Hagan

IX

PA (Past Anima, not Pennsylvania) stared at the others. "I'm not a therapist! Did she send you here?" she shouted

"Oh," FA started. "Yeah, mean old Jefferson sent us."

PA spoke up, "Why are there boys with you?"

FA spoke again, "Oh, they got lost on the way to the home for boys."

She glared straight at Hagan and mouthed, "You're welcome."

"Thanks" he said aloud.

"I'll go get my sister... Carol." Drake said as he slowly paced out of the room, Hunter and Hagan following.

"Hey, that's my middle name!" PA said.

"OK," Drake said. "Hunter, makeup, clothes, and hair. Now!"

"Thank you! I've been waiting the whole trip for this!"

Hunter unzipped his bag. Tons of wigs, makeup, shoes, and girl clothes tumbled out.

Hunter started by picking wigs out for Drake. He went through a quick emo phase, which Emily would've loved. He also became a cowgirl, a clown, a t-Rex look-a-like, an Anima, a business woman, and the one he chose, a curled brown wig, pink high heels, a a black and white dress. His makeup was done poorly because he was squirming all over the place.

"Um, Drake, couldn't you just have turned into a girl?"

"Shut up, Hagan." He put his clothes back on and a pink light enveloped him.

"Aphrodite?" Hunter asked.

He shook his head.

"Eros?" Hagan guessed.

He shook his head and said, "Hermaphroditus."

"Hermesaphrodite?" Hunter asked.

"Really, you don't know your own brother?" Hagan asked.

"How many children of Nike do you know of?"

"All of them!"

"Just shut up and swoon over me, Carol Ramirez."

"What's up with stealing names? And why'd you steal her name? And the Ramirez part throws me off. Ooh, you have a-"

"Hey," Hunter shouted. "That's my job!"

"Let's go!"

"But Drake, you're still wearing boy's clothing." Hagan said.

"Oh, big mistake Reeds. I'm gonna be the prettiest girl you've ever saw!"

"Bet you haven't saw the Aphrodites." Hunter muttered.

"You'll see!"

He ran into Hunter's bag (Weird alert!).

Minutes later, he ran out.

Hagan stared at what he was wearing. He knew it was his best friend, but he couldn't help but admire how beautiful he was. (Lol, that sounds so messed up...)

Hunter screamed. "Oh. My. Gods. You look amazing!"

Hagan fell over cold, whereas Hunter ran to him and smelled his dirty blond hair.

This is where you guys get creative. What do you think Drake should wear? I want your ideas cause I'm stumped and don't know much about girls clothing... Remember, send in backstories!