Season 2! YAY! And Yellowtail555, I'll do your request next episode, Promise . This episode, I'm doing….

Blaze: Hello everyone, and welcome to Warrior Cats Talk Show Season 2!

Tigerstar: Remember last episode?

Firestar: Ya, when you were all like "Say what?" To season 2.

Tigerstar: Exactly. The only reason I'm still here is because If I step one foot out of this door, Mothwing and Tawnypelt will try to murder me thanks to my Mother.

Blaze: Why? What did she say?

Tigerstar: You don't remember? She said Brambleclaw was my only accomplishment in life!

Firestar: Oh yeah!

Tigerstar: So not true! Remember when I made that blanket for her!

Firestar: Well, it was an accomplishment, not a good one though cause you made it out of boogers and string.

Tigerstar: So? It's home made. She like's that stuff!

Firestar: I don't think so. She sold it to me for 150 mouse tails.

Blaze: You spent that much money on that crap?

Tigerstar: Hurtful…

Blaze: Sorry. Anyway, our first guest of the season is Dustpelt.

Tigerstar: Not that emotional fur ball…

Firestar: He wasn't that emotional, I mean sure he would break down and forget who he was for a half hour, but hey! Not that much.

Tigerstar: Uh huh.

Blaze: come on out Dustpelt!

[Dustpelt walks out crying, and sits down]

Blaze: Why are you crying?

Dustpelt: Oh sorry. [sniffle] I do this every day at this time.

Blaze: … So what do you want to talk about.

Dustpelt: Two things! My name, and my crush!

Tigerstar: He sounds like a high-school girl..

Firestar: OK Girlfriend! My name is Firestar..

Blaze: FIRESTAR!

Firestar: What?

Tigerstar: Dude, she's saying shut the BEEP up!

Blaze: [points at Tigerstar threateningly] DON'T swear.

Tigerstar: Sor-ree.

Blaze: Go ahead Dustpelt.

Dustpelt: My mother abused me when I was a child. She was going to name me Dirtkit, but then my father was like "Don't be so mean! Name him Dustkit!" I mean Dustkit? They hated me! [crys] Then one day [sniffle] She told me, "you shouldn't be named Dustkit. You're a bad excuse for all the dust mites out there! I would rather have a speck of dirt as my son. That hurt my feelings!

Tigerstar: Boo hoo.

Blaze: Dustpelt talk about your crush now.

Dustpelt: Originally before that mouse dung [at Firestar] came, Sandpaw was MINE. I was checking her out one day, and Firepaw just strutted in Sandpaw's view.

Firestar: Ya, it wasn't worth Sandpaw though.

Dustpelt: Then Sandpaw broke up with me.

Firestar: She wasn't that great. One day I was dragging her to the fresh kill pile. And I was like "It's like I'm dragging a sack of potatoes. Oh wait, it's Sandpaw."

Dustpelt: And I had to settle with Ferncloud.

Firestar: Hey, at least your mate didn't have to eat one of her kits to have enough milk for Squirrelkit and Leafkit.

Dustpelt: Ewww.

[Sandstorm faxes Firestar]

Firestar: [reads]

Sandstorm: BEEP YOU! I thought we agreed we wouldn't talk about Retardedkit anymore.

Blaze: You named your boy, Retardedkit?

Firestar: I convinced her you pronounce it Red-Art-Itkit. So it sounded fancy, and Sandstorm was positive it didn't mean idiot.

Tigerstar: [tear strolls down cheek] That's my nemesis!

Dustpelt: Ya, I'm going to leave now…Bye!

Blaze: Um? Thanks for-

Tigerstar: Watching Warrior-

Firestar: Cats Talk Show! Sandstorm if you're out there, go dunk your head in a toilet! Bye everyone!

The End

Not as funny as I though it would be. I'm starting to write a new story, but I haven't posted it yet. I'm going to continue this story though.

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-Warrior