Me: HELLLOOO! my lovelys! isa me Deidara's Dragon. i was gona update yesterday but i had a *cough* *cough* a um...pyro episode...in the driveway... the poor fire works never had a chance to live...*sob* *sob*
Kanon: yeah yeah we don wana hear your sob story. DD dose not own naruto ar Express or any other stores or MOA...yup...
Me: *still sobbing over the fireworks* they will *sniffle* never be forgoton in my heart *sob* *sob*
Chapter 11
Tell me who you like first!
(hehehe)
I skipped to the nearest store but stopped in my tracks. Chi bumped into me.
"Oww! What's with the sudden stop?" Chi grumbled
"Can we go to the jewelry store?" I squeaked excitedly
"Why?" Clair asked coming up.
"Cuz I wana look at jewelry!" I said hopping from one foot to the other. I loved to look at jewelry. (Yeah I'm a girly girl got a prob with that?)
"Only if Hoshi goes with you…" Chi said looking to Hoshi. Hoshi just shrugged. I did a little jump then grabbed Hoshi's wrist and ran to the jewelry store.
Chi's pov
'Wow I never think I saw her run that fast…' I thought watching her practically drag Hoshi to the store.
"Avenge me!" Hoshi yelled at me. I giggled
"Well you said you would!" I said laughing.
"I changed my mind!" she squeaked "tell Clair to go with her-" she was cut off as they entered the store. Hoshi went to the glass containers with Kanon. "Never mind I think I'll live" Hoshi called to me still focused on the jewelry.
I turned to the guys "okay let's find a map" I turned and led them to the closest map. "well now…where should we go?" I said to myself as I looked at the stores 'usually Kanon dose this…I don't know where to go…' I slowly turned to face the Akatsuki. "Well now…hehe… I think we need Kanon who wants to go get her?" I said not wanting to get caught in the jewelry store; no one participated "okay! … Someone needs to go because if me or any of the girls go in we won't come out…" Itachi then bravely stood up and said Hn. He then walked over to the jewelry store and went over to Kanon and Hoshi. They didn't even notice him when he tapped on their shoulders. After a minute of them ignoring him he grabbed them by the back of their shirts and dragged them out. They we're complaining when he finally got them over here.
"I wasn't done looking!" Kanon complained
"Me ether! I wanted to look at the rubies!" Hoshi whined.
"Too bad." I said "we need you guys to tell us where to go since you guys go here almost every week" Kanon grunted and Hoshi stuck her tongue out at me.
"You should come here more often than" Hoshi said. Both of them started to pout.
"You both are seventeen darn it! Stop pouting like babies!" I said frustrated
"Maybe we wana be" Hoshi said.
"But if you guys are babies you can't go to the mall, or have boyfriends, or get jewelry" Claire said. Kanon jumped to her feet after the second reason and Hoshi hesitated after all of the reasons. Kanon grabbed Hoshi's arm and pulled her up.
"Come on we can go to the store on the way out but first we have to get the guys clothes." She said Hoshi finally nodded. They went up to the map and exchanged a few words. They both turned around "alright! Let's do this!" Kanon said fist in the air. Hoshi sighed and then put her fist next to Kanon's. Kanon gave off a list of stores then put her hand to her chin to think. "We could split up…" Kanon thought out loud "that might make it easier to get everywhere…then we could meet up at Rainforest Café…"
"Sure why not?" I said shrugging. Kanon looked up and nodded. "Now who will go with whom? There are eight Akatsuki members then five of us…so that gives each of us two then one two of us get one Akatsuki member."
"Who wants to go with whom?" Katsumi asked. A few of the Akatsuki murmured then walked to who they wanted to go with. Kakuzu and Pein came up to me. Sasori went with Katsumi. Deidara and Konan went with Kanon. Hoshi got Itachi and Hidan. Clair got Kisame. "Okay well see ya guys at the Rainforest café in three hours!" Katsumi then raced of dragging Sasori behind her. Clair slowly started walking into the amusement park. Hoshi jumped up and down then tried to drag Hidan and Itachi to the elevator to the third floor, but failed. Kanon went off with Konan and Deidara following her. Then I slowly walked toward the escalators with Kakuzu and Pein.
"Where are we going?" asked Pein as I led them into a store.
"Here" I said, I went to the guy's section and started looking through the clothes. I found a shirt with money printed on it I handed it to Kakuzu "like it?" he looked at the shirt for a minute then nodded. I hung it on my arm and continued looking for a shirt for Pein. I found one that said 'I own the world! Obey me!' on the back it had a stick figure that had a crown, was sitting on a thrown and holding a scepter. I checked if Pein would like it. He did. I hung that over my arm and we went to look around the store. In the end Pein got the two shirts and two cool pairs of camo pants. Kakuzu got a few pairs of baggy jeans and the money shirt. We payed then left to walk around.
"Where should we go?" I asked them, they shrugged "ok then, let's go look at a map!"I led us to a map then we all looked at it. We decided to go to an ice cream shop. We walked for a while but couldn't find it. In the end we got lost and couldn't find another map. We wandered and wandered and wandered then wandered some more. I stopped at the Express store on the second floor. I had to drag Kakuzu and Pein in the store. I knew we'd find Kanon in here so she could tell us where the ice cream shop was. I was right Kanon and Konan were showing each other dresses and outfits. Deidara was looking board leaning against a wall watching them giggle. I saw Brandon next to Deidara sitting on the floor leaning against the wall.
"Kanon!" I shouted. She looked up then waived me over to her. Once I got up to her she shoved a dress in my arms.
"Go try that on!" she commanded me with a grin.
"I didn't come here to do this, I need directions!" I pleaded
"Well you found your way here didn't you? Now I won't tell you anything till you try that on." Kanon said grinning evilly.
I looked over to Deidara who was still leaning on the wall "I feel so bad for you right now."
"Hey!" Kanon shouted "were not killing him! He's included even if he doesn't want to be! We already got him to try on some stuff from over there!" Kanon pointed to the men express part of the store.
"Don't get them started again, un" Deidara said. Brandon rolled his eyes and sighed. I started laughing and walked off to the changing room.
Kanon pov
I walked off with Konan and Deidara following me. I had a list of stores to go to and show them.
"Fist off we'll hit an awesome store!" I said pointing to the escalators. Konan and Deidara gave me a 'what the French toast' look. I just kept going. Once we got to the store I started looking at clothing for them. I gave Konan a cute outfit with a checkered mini skirt. She changed in the changing room and came out. I told her to turn in a circle, she did. I did double thumbs up. "CUTE!" I squeaked, Konan just blushed and looked at the floor 'well I guess she's not used to comments.' I then said we should get that for her.
"I like it" Konan said as she looked at herself in a mirror.
"Then we'll get it! And if you want I'm sure you can wear it out after we pay for it." I said, Konan nodded "after this you'll learn the big difference in this world. Almost every girl loves shopping!" she smiled I turned to Deidara "you're turn!"
"I don't have to wear a skirt do I, hm?" he said gloomily
"No you don't I'm not as mean as my friends!" I said and then we went to the guy side of the store. I grabbed an outfit and gave it to Deidara "try this" I said, he sighed and went to try it on. Once he disappeared I decided to get to know Konan better.
"Do you have a crush on anybody?" I asked Konan. She looked surprised at first but then slowly nodded. "Really?" I said "who?"
"I think your friend Brandon is cute…" she mumbled blushing.
"Oh…well you can keep him!" I said causing both of us to laugh "I don't like him more than a friend kinda like"
"Oh…so who do you like?" she said
I smiled "Deidara" I said.
"What about me, un?" Deidara said as he just came out.
"Spoilers!" I squeaked "nothing…"
"Yeah nothing" Konan said sarcastically
"What?" Deidara said looking utterly confused.
"Nothing!" I said again. I then looked at what he was wearing a dark shirt with dark shorts that cut off right above the knees. A chain hung from the pockets on the shorts to. "Whoa…" I said in awe at his total hotness "you look awesome."
"hm" Deidara grunted "I guess…" he still looked curious at me and Konan's previous conversation, but hey I won't tell him.
"Do you like it?" I asked
"Sure, hm" he answered.
"That's not a choice it has to be a yes or no"
"Yes, un"
"Ok" I said hopping off of the counter that I was sitting on "let's go by your outfits."
"Don't you wana get one?" Konan asked. I nodded
"I do but not from here" I said "we still have many places to go. Deidara groaned I smiled at him "don't worry we'll stop in some fun places to." We then went up to the counter and bought the outfits. Konan wanted to wear hers out, so she went to the dressing room to change and came out. She wore the checkered mini skirt and a school girl top with a checkered tie. She looked adorable in it. We left the store then we went to my favorite store. Express
"What's in here?" Konan asked as we entered the store.
"Cute clothes!" I squeaked as I went to a rack of clothes and started to look at them. I picked out a cute sparkly dress and handed it to Konan. "Try this on! " I squeaked "it looks like it will be super cute on you!" she hesitated then nodded and took the dress into the changing room. I waited for her.
"How long till we go to a fun store, un" Deidara said
"psshh! This is fun!" I said "but I know what you mean, after this I'll take you to a fun store."
"ok, hm" he said "hey Kanon?"
"Hmm?" I mumbled
"Do you like that Brandon guy?" he asked
I snorted "only in his dreams, I like someone else" Deidara nodded.
"Who, yeah?" he asked. 'shmit music!' I thought as I searched for what to say. Just then Konan came out and saved me. I gave her a silent thank you look, she just looked confused at me. She was wearing a little black dress that had sequences on it.
"Perfect!" I squeaked as I clapped "it looks perfect on you!"
"Thank you" she said looking at herself in a mirror and turned in a circle making the dress twirl. "Now you have to try it on!" she smiled and ran back into the changing room to get it off and give it to me.
"w-wait!" I said not expecting that "I meant it for you I don't look good in black!"
"Too bad!" I heard Konan giggle from behind the curtain. I let out a sigh I couldn't win against a ninja.
"You still need to answer my question, yeah" Deidara said looking at me with curiosity.
I looked at him "why do you wana know?" I said
"Because I'm curious, hm" he smiled
"I don't feel like telling you" I said putting on a pouting face
"I'll tell you something worthwhile if you tell me who you like, yeah"
"And that worthwhile something would be…?"
"Who I like, un"
"You like someone?"
"Yeah"
"Fine…you go first"
"You go first, un"
"You" 'I meant it in both ways as in I like him and he should tell me who he likes now'
"You, hm"
"nooo you"
"You tell first or I will shove snow down your back, un"
"ohh…you wouldn't dare"
"I would dare, un"
"Why do you care so much to know who I like?"
"…"
"Le gasp! I know who you like!"
"n-no you don't, un!"
"You like Konan"
"Ehh.. w-what, un?" *cue anime sweat drop…Kanon is so hopelessly clueless*
"You must like Konan."
"Honestly that's not who I like, un" Deidara said flat out.
"Darn it I thought I had it" I mumbled putting my hand to my chin "Chi?"
"No, hm"
"Claire?" I guessed. Deidara shook his head.
"Hoshi?" he shook his head again
"Hotaru?" same reaction
"I give up!" I whined "please tell me I'm dying of suspense here!"
"You tell me who you like first, un" he said stubbornly
"fine." I pouted "I already told you"
"no you-" he was cut off by Konan who just came out. "Yes!" I shouted "my savior!"
"ehh what?" Konan said looking utterly confused
"Deidara likes someone and he won't tell me who" I groaned "unless I tell him who I like, which I already did"
"No you didn't, un" he said sounding frustrated
Konan seemed to smile brightly "I know who he likes"
"What, un?" Deidara seemed frustrated "how, un?"
"…well its kinda obvious" Konan said
"aauuuggg!" I groaned and hit my head once "how come I don't notice it thennn!"
"Because you aren't really paying attention" Konan said simply
"Darn iiittttt!" I moaned. I turned and pointed to Deidara "I shall find out who you like!" I said stubbornly. Konan rolled her eyes at me.
"Of Corse you will" she said sarcastically. "But I must say you can be completely oblivious, Kanon" she added sweetly. I groaned.
"But I'm dying of suspense here!" I whined "I wana know!"
"Why do you want to know, un?" he said smirking. I groaned and twirled in a circle out of frustration.
'Most likely I will shove firecrackers down their throat and yell my bomber' I thought "because I said in the car love and romance is my kinda thing! And it's killing me if I can't knowwwwww!" I whined. By the looks on Deidara's and Konan's face they thought this was amusing. "annnddd I might be able to get that girl to like you backkkk!" I added more quietly 'shoot I'm going soft'
"That probably won't work, un…" Deidara said thinking. I groaned again then took the dress from Konan and went into the changing room.
"Don't tell him who I like Konan…unless you tell me who he likes then I might let you" I said from the other side of the door. 'This suspense is killing me…" I thought to myself 'I swear when I find out who that person is their life will get a lot harder! Oh well, I better just ditch what happened and get on with the day' I looked at myself in the mirror in the little room then walked into the open with the dress on.
"It looks way better on you!" Konan exclaimed
"I highly doubt that…" I said looking at myself in the big mirror "I don't look good in black"
"You look nice, un" Deidara said from behind me. I felt myself blush at his comment.
"t-thank you" I said barley getting the words out. 'Shoot!' I thought 'now im getting nervous around him…darrrnnnn iiiittttt!' I turned and looked at Konan "we can't both get this dress so I vote that you should get it!" I smiled; she shook her head and pointed at me. "Pssshh! Fine we'll have a worker help us." I said stubbornly. I skipped to the nearest worker and tapped in his shoulder.
"Yes?" the boy said turning around "Kanon?" I just remembered Brandon worked at Express. 'Perfect! My matchmaking skills can now continue!' I thought.
"Hey!" I said "me and Konan need help voting on somthin' and we need you to be the tie breaker!" he nodded I turned around and showed him where we were. I quick grabbed the same dress off a rack and handed it to Konan.
"What's the vote about?" Brandon asked
"Who should get the dress!" I said
"You" he said then quickly turned around to escape.
"N n n na uh! I said as I grabbed his wrist and pulled him back "you haven't seen how cute Konan looks in her dress! And tell the truth about who you think should get the dress!" I have emphasis meaning he should chose Konan.
"Fine…" Brandon grumbled. Konan came out in the dress and saw Brandon. She blushed I let out a mental squeal inside my head. Brandon looked at both of us and then pointed to Konan. "Konan looks best in the dress…" he said glancing at me quickly. I nodded then pointed at Konan.
"See! I told you!" I said "now come on we got to force Deidara to try something on from the guy's side." I smiled evilly at Deidara who glared at me. I stuck my tongue out at him then skipped to the changing room with Konan.
~~fear the time skip!~~ fear the time skip!~~ fear the time skip!~~ fear the time skip!~~
"Im not coming out, un." Deidara said from inside the changing room. Konan and I took Deidara into the guy side of the store and forced him to try on one of the suites.
"Come onnnnnn! Please?" I whined "I'm sure you'll look just fine!"
"no." Deidara said
"pleeaaassssseeee?" I whined
"hm." Deidara grunted
"If you don't me and Kanon will come and drag you out!" Konan said
"You can't do that, un!" Deidara said
"Why?" I said
"This is the guys changing room, yeah!" he said
"So? That won't stop us!" Konan said
"Yeah!" I agreed with Konan
"…" silence
"Are you going come out?" I said
"…fine, un" Deidara said sounding like he was pouting. He stepped out; he wore a black suite that someone would wear to a dance or something. He looked miserable, I giggled and he glared at me. "I'll get you back, un" he grumbled
"Oh, don't be so grumpy, grumpy gills!" I said "you look fine!" he glared at me. I had to giggle at him. He turned and went to the changing room. "No!" I said quickly hugging him from behind "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!" I could feel people around us looking at me. "You look cute!" I said "you shouldn't feel embarrassed!" I let him out of my hug "you can go change now" I said, he walked back in the changing room. Konan giggled.
"That was so cute!" she said
"What?" I said completely baffled.
"Nothing" Konan said smiling and shaking her head
"What?" I whined. She shook her head. I let out a sigh then noticed the people that were watching the scene were awwing. "I don't get it!" I squeaked "what's so cute?" Deidara then came out. "Do you get what's going on here?" I said to him
"No. What, un?" he said
My head dropped "I have no clue that's why I asked you…" he shrugged and looked at the people that were looking at us. I grabbed both Deidara's and Konan's hands and went to pay. Once we payed for Konan's dress I dragged them back to the girl's side to look at more dresses. Konan skipped in front of me and pushed a dress to me.
"You should try this!" she smiled. I looked at it then grabbed a dress and shoved it to her. We were both in a stare down. Then Brandon walked over and leaned up against the wall with Deidara and watched us. Me and Konan kept trying to get each other to try things on and giggling.
"Kanon!" someone shouted. I looked up to see Chi dragging Pein and Kakuzu with her in the store. I waived her over to me. Once she got here I shoved a dress into her arms.
"Go try that on!" I commanded Chi with a grin.
"I didn't come here to do this, I need directions!" Chi pleaded
"Well you found your way here didn't you? Now I won't tell you anything till you try that on." I said grinning evilly.
Chi looked over to Deidara who was still leaning on the wall "I feel so bad for you right now."
"Hey!" I shouted "were not killing him! He's included even if he doesn't want to be! We already got him to try on some stuff from over there!" I pointed to the men express part of the store.
"Don't get them started again, un" Deidara said. Brandon rolled his eyes and sighed. Chi started laughing then gave Pein her purse and walked off to the changing room.
I watched her as she went into the changing room. Once she disappeared I jumped up and took her purse from Pein.
"Hey!" he said at my sudden steal from him. "I don't think she wants you to go through her purse!" he said nervously
"I know." I said causing Konan and Brandon to chuckle "I just need something" I found her wallet and took forty dollars from it then stuck the wallet back in her purse. I then shoved the purse to pain and stuck the money in my purse.
"You're stealing forty dollars from Chi?" Brandon asked me as he watched me tuck the money in my purse. I nodded. "Why?" he asked
"Because I need some for something important" I said sitting down on the floor waiting for chi to come out of the changing room.
"What do you need?" Konan asked
"Spoilers!" I said
"Saying stealer" Brandon mumbled
"Hey!" I said "I'm not stealing the saying I'm just using it!"
"That didn't make sense" Brandon said. "Then again you never make sense…how did I ever fall for you?" he sighed playfully. I stuck my tongue out at him only to have Chi, who was now out of the changing room, grab it.
"geh off meh toung!" I mumbled. The Akatsuki and Brandon chuckled. "isss noh funnh!" I mumbled "leh go of meh toung!" more laughter.
"Your face will stick like that if you keep doing that" chi said
"dohn way hosy!" (Don't play Hoshi!) I mumbled "noh geh off meh thoung" (now get off my tongue)
"Fine" Chi sighed letting go of my tongue. I looked at her dress. It was one that cut off above the knees and bright red.
"Awesome! It looks great on you! Whadaya think Kakuzu?" I said looking at Kakuzu. Kakuzu looked surprised that I put him on the spotlight. I was hit on the head.
"Don't put poor Kakuzu on the spotlight!" chi said "you don't have to answer that if you don't wana" chi added to Kakuzu. I snickered, that got me hit on the head again.
"Oww…wha was that for?" I said looking at Chi, her face said it all. It said: I don't wana put Kakuzu on the spot to do something he doesn't want to and I don't wana get a bad comment. "Oh…" I said
"You look nice" I heard Kakuzu sound from behind me. Chi looked up surprised.
"t-thank you" she said still surprised. I chuckled and gave her 'I knew what I was doing' look. 'Oh how I love playing matchmaker' I thought as I got up and stood looking around. I leaned to chi's ear.
"Mission impossible! Get Chi and Kakuzu together!" I whispered into her ear. She turned and glared at me.
"Don't you dare Kanon" she growled
I giggled "I just dared!" I squeaked. She glared at me. "Uh oh! Deidara, Konan? Hehe…."
"Hm?" they both said
"I think we better run before I get killed by Chi" and with that I quick turned and rushed out of the store Deidara, Konan and Brandon on my heels. I heard Chi shouting that if I did anything she would do the same to me. I giggled at her threat and continued rushing to an escalator. My little group and I went to the third floor then walked to the Game Stop.
"No way…" Brandon said "I thought you girls never knew how to have fun in a mall but I guess I was wrong! See ya!" Brandon rushed past us and started looking at the games.
"I don't get it, un. How is this place fun, hm?" Deidara said
"The one thing boys in this world can't live without" I said "videogames!"
"wha?" Konan said. 'Time for my matchmaking skills!' I thought as I broke into a smile.
"Why don't you go ask Brandon to explain to you and I'll explain to Deidara, hmm?" I said to her.
"I am learning just like you're friends to fear that smile" Konan mumbled but went off to find Brandon.
"Why does she fear your smile, un?" Deidara asked
"Because I have a reputation of playing matchmaker" I said "and…I just said that out loud didn't I…" Deidara nodded and I face palmed. "Anyway maybe we should just continue with what we were doing before I said that."
"Yeah" Deidara said. We both went in and I explained what videogames were to him. In about a minute Brandon came up to me bouncing with a game in his hand.
"Hey Kanon?" he asked sweetly
"hm?" I mumbled looking the game I was holding
"Can I borrow thirty?" he said tugging slightly on my sleeve the way a little child would.
"Why?" I said looking up at him.
"Cuz I want this game…" he said putting on puppy eyes. I looked at what he was holding. It was a Naruto game: ninja storm 3 (oh yeah they have a three). I sighed and gave him thirty dollars.
"Do you want anything Deidara, Konan?" I asked Konan shook her head and Deidara nodded. Deidara handed me the game he wanted and I took Brandon's game then went to pay for them. When I got done I saw a familiar blond headed girl at the entrance with two guys waiting for someone to come out of the store. That someone was me. "okay guys" I said when I got to the three people "you guys rush out first then we keep running so chi can't catch us" I let them quickly rush out then I was after them. I got caught by the collar of my shirt. "Oh noz!" I yelled "I'm caught keep going, but avenge meeeeeee!"
"Where do you think you're going Kanon?" chi said threateningly
"Um…hehe…to the hall of mirrors?" I said questionly
"Nu uh, no you're not" she said grinning evilly "I'm gona play matchmaker on you before you play matchmaker on me" she whispered the last part so no one else would hear her but me.
"Guys!" I called out to my little group who was watching me struggle "I changed my mind! Don't keep going! Come and save me!" chi grinned evilly as Deidara came to get me "oh noz! Watch out Deidara! She's got somthin' up her sleeve!" I said reaching out to him with my hand "and whatever she's got up her sleeve I doubt she'll not use it!" Deidara paused for a moment but continued walking up to us. I saw Chi hold something over my head.
"Come and get her if ya dare!" chi said evilly I heard Kakuzu snicker.
"I thought you lost that." Pein said. I looked up to see what she was holding above my head. 'Shoot how'd she find that!' I thought 'I thought I buried it somewhere on the roof!'
ME: ohhohohoho (Fance laugh) what is it? do u ppl remember?
Kanon: this is going to backfire horrably hopfuly this story will come back and bite you in the butt.
Me: 0-0...oww that would hurt...but my butt is to small so it would miss and bite ur butt! muhahaha!
Kanon: -_-' ur an idiot.
Me: yes yes i am...now plez review my lovelys! i really feel sad not many ppl are revewing... anywho! i am writing a new story so i will bring it up when i can and update whan i can. thanx u for ur attention.