Chapter 11: Cut holes in...

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Lorlen stared at the two mischievous girls in shock. He simply could not believe that they could be so prankish till such an extent.

First Akkarin, then him? Can't they ever get enough of their "holes in the robes" prank?

He could only sigh in exasperation as he walked off, leaving Miyuki and Kitty laughing. He thought he could hear Kitty tell Miyuki a joke regarding Osen.

"Do you know what I told Osen when he accidentally knocked into a wall? I said 'THAT WAS AWESOME OSEN!' And that awesome Osen, you should have seen his expression!"

Lorlen shook his head and made a mental note to protect his robes with magic when he returns back to his office.

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"So our plan will go this way?" Kitty confirmed with Miyuki. Miyuki laughed and nodded before commenting gleefully, "I just can't seem to get enough of pranking those magicians!"

Kitty laughed along and urged, "Quick, let's start!"

Miyuki and Kitty headed separate ways and embarked on their plan to prank Lorlen. Miyuki dashed to Lorlen's office and Kitty to the Foodhall.

"Yup! Lorry's office is here!" Miyuki sang as she headed right to the door and knocked.

Lorlen utilized his magic to open the door.

Miyuki knew that but still she purposely screamed in a high-pitched voice, "AAAH! GOT GHOST!"

Lorlen leaped up in shock as Miyuki laughed at his pale face.

"Stop screaming so loudly," Lorlen reprimanded.

"Sorry... Oh yah I was going to alert you of a very important matter!" Miyuki explained.

Lorlen gave up and went straight to the point, "SO...Why are you here Miyuki?"

Miyuki immediately made up a worried and hesitant expression.

"I don't know if I should tell you this Administrator. But...but Kitty had gone too far this time. I still cannot bring myself to believe that...she would attack the Head of Healers, Lady Vinara..."

Lorlen glared at Miyuki skeptically.

"This is not funny Miyuki. Think of better speech," He snapped.

Miyuki forced tears out of her eyes. She had dripped some water into her eyes earlier on.

"But this is really true, Administrator. I really don't know if I should tell you this because if I do, Kitty will be punished and I don't want...But Lady Vinara is dying. And you do know that Kitty is so mischievous that she will dare to do anything."

The suspicion on Lorlen's face disappeared when she said that, much to Miyuki's joy.

"Vinara...where is she?" He demanded.

Gullible Lorlen, Miyuki felt like shouting at him. Oh why are the Guild magicians such fools?

"She...she is in the Foodhall. Being attacked by Kitty with a knife," Miyuki pointed out, trying hard to maintain the solemn expression on her face.

Lorlen immediately rushed out the door before Miyuki could barely finish her sentence.

As the door slammed behind her, Miyuki snickered.

You are such a fool Lorlen. Just a few tears from me and you fell for it. Well I should very well begin my disastrous plan now, Miyuki thought darkly.

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What loomed before Lorlen when he entered the Foodhall was only a scene of Kitty chewing on a banana.

"KITTY! WHERE IS LADY VINARA! HAND HER UP OR BE PUNISHED!" He roared agitatedly.

Kitty grinned and pointed at the banana she is eating.

"Can't you see? I am attacking Lady Banana now. She is so tasty! Yum yum!"

With that she took a large bite out of the banana, leaving only a small part left.

"Look! She is almost gone now...she is so easy to attack! But I am not going to eat this part. It is her butt and it smells!" Kitty waved the remaining part of the banana at Lorlen and cried out.

Lorlen was outraged. He had been tricked!

"YOU HAD BETTER GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION AS TO ALL THIS!" He shouted at Kitty in utmost fury and charged towards her...

And the next moment he tripped over the banana peel Kitty had carelessly thrown on the ground.

Shocked, he quickly grabbed onto Kitty to balance himself. Kitty was taken aback and stumbled to the ground under Lorlen's weight. Finally Lorlen fell and landed onto Kitty.

Their lips touched.

"AAAH! I JUST KISSED A LORRY!" Kitty screamed out in horror and tried to push Lorlen away from her.

But Lorlen was too heavy.

"Wha...you are really as heavy as a lorry! Get off me or you will be the...the next magician I eat!" Kitty cried out when she realised her attempt to push Lorlen off was not working at all.

"But I...I think I had sprained my leg. I can't get up!" Lorlen replied truthfully. He tried to move but groaned as his ankle hurt.

Kitty was desperate.

"Heal yourself!" She suggested.

"No, I am too tired to do that. I will just mind communicate to any magician and ask him to get me up. Lord Rothen, maybe."

"Ugh Just...just hurry!"

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Meanwhile Miyuki was in Lorlen's office, all ready to start her prankish plan. She grinned mercilessly as she took out her scissors.

"Ha that lorry. I wonder if he REALLY thinks that I am going to cut holes in his robes? Well no. I am going to cut holes in his folders instead! Hahaha!"

Curious as to whether Lorlen really did believe they were going to cut holes in his robes, Miyuki headed towards Lorlen's robes. They were on his chair.

She let out her trademark laugh when she realised that Lorlen really thought so and there was a strong magical shield surrounding his robes.

Without wasting any more time, she rushed towards Lorlen's folders which were strewn all over the table and began cutting huge holes in them.

She cut the largest holes in the folder titled "Novices' Misconduct" where she and Kitty's names were found all over inside.

In less than ten minutes she was done and she scanned the whole office, pleased as she admired her masterpiece.

Lorlen's office looked as though an earthquake had just struck through it. His ruined folders were scattered all over his office messily and on the walls, lorries were drawn on them. Even the Guild letters and other items like his stationary were all thrown all the ground.

Only his robes were left untouched, new and perfect.

Hearing footsteps outside, Miyuki quickly ran off to find Kitty, not wanting to stay in Lorlen's office anymore.

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"Administrator! I...I cannot believe that you dare to do this to a novice! I thought you are a decent magician. Why...why are you so sick?" Miyuki cried out in disgust as she stared at the scene of Lorlen lying on top of Kitty.

Kitty was trying desperately to edge away from Lorlen but she was unsuccessful.

And then Lord Rothen came.

"Administrator! I heard your calls! Don't worry, I will help you!" He shouted at Lorlen urgently as he rushed towards him.

Miyuki laughed, "Oh Rothen! So you want to join in too? But you are a senior magician and you would not want to ruin your reputation like this!"

Rothen ignored her and helped Lorlen to his feet.

Once Lorlen was off her, Kitty immediately got up and ran towards Miyuki in relief.

"Hey Miyuki! Help me get revenge. The lorry kissed me!"

Rothen frowned as he looked at the two girls.

Lorlen fumed, "Miyuki and Kitty, this time the two of you had gone too far. A Hearing will be held in the Guild tomorrow to determine specifically whether the two of you should stay or be exiled!"

Rothen nodded sternly, "For now, the two of you will have to follow me back to my room. I need to speak to the two of you."

Miyuki and Kitty tried to escape.

"Rotten! You are so rotten that no one wants to speak to you!" They shouted out mockingly as they headed off.

But their delighted faces turned pale as they felt a very powerful stunstrike hit them, sending them to the ground...

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