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Reborn

The TV picture shows… Gaara is reborn as a grain of sand. Baki is reborn as a bigger grain of sand.

"FUCK!" screamed Gaara.

"Gaara watch your language." Baki scolded

"Fuck you! What is this?! Some kind of a joke!?" They end up dying by being blown into the ocean 32 years later.

Next up, Naruto is reborn as Naruto (the food) along with Iruka reborn as a dumpling.

"Naruto, I've always wanted to try this…"

"What?" Iruka had attempted to take a bite out of Naruto, successfully getting a rather large chunk.

"OW! WTF IRUKA?!!"

"I'm gonna do it again."

"HELL NO!"

"HELL YEAH!" After Iruka are the rest of Naruto (which is how Naruto died), Britney spears came along and ate Iruka. They both lived for 10 minutes. Shikamaru was reborn as a cloud. He floated around in the sky and enjoyed his new life fully, except for a guy on the ground kept staring at the clouds (including Shikamaru) and that was apparently very irritating to Shikamaru.

"What the hell's wrong with that guy…" Shikamaru mumbled to himself. But then, parts of him started to fall. He was raining. And about 12 minutes later, he was back in heaven. He joined jenny at her house and said

"My life as a cloud was 2 hours long."

"Wow. Great life." Jenny replied sarcasm coating her words. They both turned their attention back to the TV screen and saw Sasuke reborn as a tree.

"I guess being a tree isn't all that bad…" thought Sasuke.

"Oh Sasuke!" Orochimaru called. Sasuke looked up and saw Orochimaru was one of his leaves.

"We'll have a great time together Sasuke-ku~un" Orichimaru sang.

"AAAHHHH!!!! RAPE!!" screamed Sasuke as loud as he could (which isn't loud at all because he's a freaking tree). Then Sakura, reborn as a lumber jack, and Ino, reborn as an axe Sakura held, came by and cut Sasuke down. They didn't even know it was Sasuke anyways. After that, Sasuke was turned into a bible.

"GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Jenny burst out.

"Looks like Sasuke's fan girls finally turned on him" Shikamaru said between laughs. The most ridiculous things happened to them all. Here's a list: Tenten was a kunai, Chouji was a cake, Shino was a frog, Neji was a caged bird, Itachi was reborn as a shark, Kisame was a goldfish, Angela was a turd because she's not important, Kakashi was Angelina Joelee and the Hokage's? Guess what they were reborn as, the POWER RANGERS. While Jenny and Shikamaru laughed their faces off, Megan played animal crossing while swearing at it. Don't worry about her, she's a psycho. ~The End~

A/N: Hi! This was the last chapter of the series The chronicles of Naruto: After Death. If anyone wants me to write a more detailed reborn life about one of these characters, write it in a review. If there's enough, I might consider making a sequel to this series! Thanks! (|:|) ninja.