Astoria smiles evilly as she skips up to Draco. "One day, a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They asked passerby to ask any question to show that they aren't dumb.
"A man volunteers to ask questions and randomly picks someone to answer his questions. His first question is, 'What is the first month of the year?'
"The blonde answers, 'November?'
"The crowd yells, 'Give her another chance, give her another chance!'
"The man says, 'Alright. What's the capital of England?"
"The blonde answers, 'Paris?'
"The crowd yells, 'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'
"The man says, 'Alright this is the last question. What is one plus one?'
"The blonde answers, 'Two?'
"The crowd yells, 'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'"
Draco thinks about this for a second. "Where's New York?" he asks.
"It's one of the biggest cities in the world. It's in the US, New York State to be precise."
"They named a city after a state? Won't people get confused?"
"America's weird. And that's not the point! What'd you think of the joke?"
"Oh, I didn't pay attention. I was trying to figure out where New York was."
Astoria sighs. "You are absolutely hopeless!"