A/N: Another oneshot, this one features the return of a certain item. See if you can tell me what it is. Hope everyone is well and review please! :)
It was a peaceful day in the Jade Palace, as it wasn't sunny, but it wasn't raining either. The exact type of weather everyone loved. Sat in front of the Reflecting Moon Pool was Master Andrew. His Master's Staff - which was upright on the ground - was where he was situated, as he was sitting atop of it. His mind was free of troubles and he was relaxing after a nice little walk with his sister, Master Athena. Just then, Han, the High Hrothgar messenger came in, heading in the direction of the Tiger Master.
"Master Andrew!" Said Han, as he rushed up to him.
"Yes Han" Said Andrew, his eyes still closed. He was still sitting on the staff, it stood perfectly on the ground.
"There are bandits in the village" Said Han, as he looked at the feline. Andrew immediately got off his Staff to go deal with the situation.
"Thank you Han" Said Andrew, as he bowed and left to get a special item.
Andrew went to his and Jia's room and got something unusual. A cucumber. Not a cucumber sword that Po and the Five used to prank him. But just a cucumber. He wanted to absolutely embarrass the enemies. He chuckled to himself and then left for the bandits.
"Give us your money, now!" Shouted a bandit, as he threatened a villager.
"Bandits! Help me!" Shouted the villager, as he shook in fear.
"No one can hear you" Said the bandit evilly, as he chuckled.
"But I can" Said a voice from behind. The bandit turned around to find Andrew, standing right behind him, stood with his arms by his side.
"Well look who it is boys. Master Idiot" the bandit commented, as the other bandits laughed. Andrew just smirked, as he had his own comeback.
"Said the bandit who's about to get his ass handed to him" Said Andrew, as the villagers laughed.
"Get him" Said the bandit, as they all ran at the Tiger Master. Andrew smirked even wider and pulled out his cucumber, before getting into his stance. He then began to fight the bandits. There was five of them.
The first one threw a punch at Andrew, but the Tiger dodged and hit the bandit's chest with the cucumber. The force of the hit knocked the bandit unconscious, as Andrew smirked.
The second bandit now charged with his weapon. It was a mace and it was made of Silver steel. The bandit swung his mace back and forth at the Tiger Master, who dodged all the swings. He then done a Palm Strike to the mace and it broke with one hit. He then swung the cucumber left and right, as it collided both times with the bandit's face. Andrew then sensed a third bandit coming from behind, so he spun round 180ยบ clockwise and swung the cucumber as he turned. The cucumber smacked right into the bandits face and he was knocked unconscious.
The fourth bandit ran at Andrew and the Tiger Master threw the cucumber with such force, that it thundered into the bandit and sent him flying past the bandit leader and into a building behind him. All that was seen was a small dust cloud, as debris was scattered on top of the now unconscious bandit. The bandit leader now looked at the Tiger Master, who was smirking widely and standing right in front of him.
"Well, Well, it would appear that your four bandit friends have perished. But don't worry" Said Andrew, as he then got into his Sun Palm stance.
"You will perish just as quickly" Said Andrew and he then struck the bandit's chest with his right palm, evaporating the bandit in Sun energy.
"Hope you enjoy the Sun tan" Said Andrew, as he notified the guards to collect the bandits. When he got back to the Palace, it was night and everyone was sleeping. He went to his and Jia's room and found his girlfriend waiting on him.
"Hey honey" Said Jia, as she smiled at the sight of him. Andrew walked up to his girlfriend and got into bed with her. He caressed her cheek and gave her a few quick kisses on her lips, with the last one being slightly longer.
"Hey babe" Said Andrew, as he then pulled her into him. She cuddled into him and started purring.
"So where were you honey?" Said Jia, as she hadn't seen her boyfriend for the whole day, apart from in the morning and at breakfast.
"I was in the Hall of Warriors meditating, then I went out to deal with some bandits" Said Andrew, as he looked at his feline kitten.
"Did it go well?" Said Jia, as she looked up at him.
"Yeah, really well" Said Andrew, as he grinned, remembering the embarrassment he put on the bandits.
"Oh, tell me about it!" Said Jia, as she always loved hearing about her boyfriend's battles.
"I'll tell you another time babe, let's get to sleep" Said Andrew, as he lay on the bed with Jia against him. Their tails locked as usual and both purring away as usual.
"Night my handsome Sun Warrior, I love you forever" Said Jia, as she purred away happily in her Tiger's strong, warm arms.
"Night my beautiful Elder God, I love you forever as well sweetie" Said Andrew, as he too purred away happily, his feline Tigress in his arms. He thought back to that bandit situation and concluded that he was indeed.
A Genius.