What is your name and age?
I'm Richard Edelstein and I appear to be 22 years old but I'm centuries older
What are your occupations?
I was a messenger boy and bartender during the Great Depression and Second World War
As well as a model, medic and part time artist
Do you have anything romantic going on?
I had an ex called Francis Bonnefoy but we had too many differences and it was killer literally
I later met a Korean called Hyung and Kelsie an Irish frau from Northern Ireland
Attempting a polyamorous relationship was messy I still platonically love Kelsie but my heart belongs to Hyung
How were your struggles in the past?
Well it's certainly been a train wreck ran away at 14, emotionally and mentally abused by my brother, always being seen as different and not good enough but being a sadist you sometimes have trouble with sympathy sometimes you feel it but can't show it and sometimes you can show it but you don't feel it you know?
What are your views on the LGBT community?
Neutral while I am supportive of them there are some bad apples in the basket people who have changed the definitions of terms like feminist and sexist I myself identify as a Bi romantic homosexual, Hyung is Bisexual and Kelsie is questioning
Gender wise I can understand why people don't always feel like a man or a woman being raised by sister and surrounded by traditionally "masculine" "manly" cousins I did feel like an outcast
I guess I'm a fem boy? I've never really been super insecure about my body but I've just been more of a "femmine" person
What was Hitler like personally?
He was a calm kind man he was like a father figure to me
He would take me out to see films, opera and theatre shows
And when we were in school we got along but then we realised that ruling the world also results in destroying the world.
Kelsie: Richard you do realise some watchers might not like Hitler and are part of allies
Richard: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Francis I was a horrible boyfriend I'm sorry England that I have better control over youth than you I'm sorry America for making my political party into a right exclusive label ever heard of neutrality?
Hyung: calm down Richard the interview is over now
Richard *sneering at Hyung*: funny since that was the name of a film that offended you so much you got salty with
Hyung: Excuse Me kraut cum face
...the end?