A/N: Hi, hi! After this, I'm running off to watch anime. :D
*Henry is happy. Henry was born on September 16, 2013. Near 11:00 PM.*
"...and your essay will be about criminal intent. Partner up now," the teacher droned before sitting back in his seat and secretly reading shoujo manga under his table.
"Shin-chan~" Kaito bounded over. "Lets do the project on psychopaths."
Shinichi flipped a page in his detective novel. (WHICH WAS NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES, MIND YOU. A HEALTHY BOY NEEDS VARIETY. OR THEY'LL GO INSANE.)
"Hmm...sure," he said.
"-And since psychopaths are insane, lets test how long someone can last before they become insane." Kaito finished.
Shinichi mentally remembered his page before quietly shutting his book. As he gently put the book on his desk, he looked at Kaito warily with his blue, blue eyes.
"What are you planning?"
"Nothing much," Kaito answered with an beaming smile. "Yet."
"Kai-"
"UP!" Kaito made a weird noise to shut his detective up. He waggled a finger in front of him. "You already agreed. Besides, its not like we're not allowed to do this. Its related to the prompt."
"But-"
"Don't you want a good grade?" Kaito interrupted once again, faking innocence.
Shinichi grumbled but decided that resisting wasn't worth it. It could actually be fun. For them. Hell for the victim. Ahem, I meant test subject.
"Your ideas?" He raised a brow at the magician expectantly.
The said magicians eyes twinkled. Shinichi struggled to contain his instincts to ABORT ABORT ABORT when he saw the gleam.
"I was thinking that we should lock someone in a room," Kaito stopped to look at the detedctive to make sure that Shinichi was not going to become upset at this. Instead of what he had half-expected, Shinichi was not looking the least bit resistant. Instead, he kind of looked...mischievous?
"That's going to take too long," he inputted thoughtfully, "we have to do something more drastic."
"Why, Shinichi," Kaito looked scandalized, "I never knew you had this side of you!"
"Be quiet and listen. I was thinking that we should blast annoying music into the room too."
"Like the Elmo's World song?"
"Yeah." A sudden epiphany hit the detective. "But who are we going to test this on?"
"Who else?"
Hakuba was going to kill Kaito.
*Henry is tired. Being a line is a hard job.*
Omake time~
"Elmo's world~"
He couldn't take it anymore.
"Elmo's world~"
"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little detective too!" he screeched out to no one in particular.
*Henry is excited. Henry is being useful.*
*Click*
"Nine minutes, ten seconds."
"That was fast. I thought he would last longer."
"Its probably shortened because of your constant pranks."
"..."
"..."
"You know what this means right?"
"That we have interfering variables?"
"Yup. So who's the next one going to be?"
"Well," Shinichi grinned, "I heard that a certain Osakan detective is in town."
*Henry is confused. Who is his mother? and father? How was he made?*
A/N: I hope this is more enjoyable than the last one. I had fun. Lots of fun. *grins maniacally* and who knows what happened to Heiji. All I can say is that Hakuba is probably still in that room. Unless he somehow smashed through the walls.
*whispers* Henry is starting to enter the forbidden topics. The time to off him is approaching.
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