DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LUCKY STAR. IT'S KAGAMI YOSHIMIZU'S PROPERTY. THIS IS A FANFICTION.
Let me guess, there's a giant road roller coming up.
*Lucky Channel's song plays in the background*
Akira: LUUUUUCKY HALF-ASSED-EPISODE CHANNEL! OHA LUCKYYY! So! I know you guys have been waiting anxiously for a week for this episode to air, and we are finally here! I'm your navigator Akira-sama Kogami!
Minoru: I hope you're all ready for this, because the result of the voting was incredible! I'm Akira-sama's assistant, Minoru Shiraishi!
Akira: So, without further ado, let's reveal who was the winner of the first ever Character Confessionary! *grabs a huge blue envelope covered in golden stars* Here it is! Are you ready kids?
Patty: *in English* Aye-aye captain!
The Cast looks over at her and sweatdrops.
Patty: Sorry… Reflex.
Akira: *mumbling* You better stop stealing the spotlight if you don't want a chainsaw right up in your—
Minoru: As you were saying, Akira-sama!
Akira: *rips the envelope and grabs a small paper inside it.* Ok, so the first person to go to the Character Confessionary on the Lucky Channel, Extra Episodes is…
Drum roll.
Akira: Is…! …What, are you serious?
Minoru: *sweatdrops* Something wrong, Akira-sama?
Akira: *throws the paper away* And I here thinking it would be someone that at least appeared on the anime, what a turn-off…
Minoru: *catches the paper* B-but the entire cast makes an appearance on the show!
Akira: *smiles angrily* They do, don't they? All of them make a debut on that friggin' show, even the retarded assistant… But what about the real idol, HUH? THE IDOL NEVER APPEARS ON THAT PIECE OF CRAP. FOR 24 EPISODES ALL I DID WAS SHOWING UP ON A RAINCOAT AND SINGING FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND BEFORE YOU CUT ME OFF YOU SON OF A—
Minoru: This has nothing to do with today's show, Akira-sama! Please stick to the script!
Akira: *sighs* Yeah, I guess you're right… I lost count of how many times I've dreamt on making my debut, you know…? But an idol's dreams can be shattered really quickly… Yeah, they can… *sinking*
Nanako: She's talking to herself again…
Yutaka: U-um… *blushing* I'm sorry, but I'm really curious about the winner Shiraishi-san!
Minami: *nods* Me too.
Kagami: Even if the winner is probably going to suffer more than all of us together, I'm curious too…
Minoru: *giggles nervously* O-of course! Well, then I'll make the announcem—
Akira: The hell you are. What the hell is your problem, Shiraishi? Always wanting to steal my spot, always trying to cover me up with that huge head of yours… I know your deal, dude, and it's not going to happen. Not while I'm alive.
Minoru: My deal…?
Akira: OH, WOW! I can't believe it! The winner, with the amazing amount of two votes, is… Hiyori Tamura!
Hiyori: *chokes* Wh-what?
Yutaka: Oh, so Tamura-san was the winner!
Konata and Patty: *thinking* Figures… Of course she'd be picked for a confessionary.
Minoru: Well, congratulations Tamura-chan!
Hiyori: W-w-wait, you can't be serious… They picked ME, of all people?
Patty: *thumbs up* Do your best, Hiyorin!
Hiyori: No, you do not understand… T-this will ruin my life, like…
Patty: *whispers* Think about it that way… Nobody in here will actually know what you're confessing, so feel free to express all of your feelings towards any subject you want in there. Like a personal therapy!
Konata: Yes, that's right! Won't it be great? Let the words flow. You can even get some kind of inspiration for your drawings in there!
Hiyori: …Am I supposed to feel better now? Well, I'm not.
Akira: For the viewers that didn't make any questions to Tamura-san yet, now is your time! Each one of you can make up to five questions that will all be answered! But don't forget to put the 'CC' in front of her name, and then ask it! Hiyori's confessionary begins next episode!
Minoru: So don't miss it!
Akira and Minoru: BYE-NEEE!
*Lucky Channel, Extra Episodes' cardboard falls on the screen*
Minoru: Hiyori-san, here is your camera. On the next episode you'll start filming from inside that room. It's soundproof, so don't hesitate in shouting, breaking things—
Akira: Hey.
Minoru: …Or playing super loud music. We won't be able to hear you until you open the door!
Hiyori: … Is that supposed to make me feel safe?
Patty: *thumbs up* Do your best, Hiyor—
Hiyori: QUIET YOU.
Thank you for your votes and comments! So, no dares today, sorry. But on the next episode, all the questions for Hiyorin will be answered. Ask anything, anything!
See you then!
- TSL