Rule 101-

At Christmas let Tony have his fun decorating the Tower-

I told him he was going way overboard and he nearly cried so I gave in and told him to go ahead.

Rule 102-

Don't ask Tony what he's up to-

He just said,

"Up to? I'm not up to anything! Why would you think I was up to something?" He said this all very quickly which leads me to the conclusion that he is definitely up to something.

Rule 103-

Don't cry with happiness on Christmas day-

In my defence Natasha and Pepper cried tears of joy too. Tony finally proposed to Pepper! It was her Christmas present. Then Tony had managed to track down somebody called Peggy from Steve's past and she and her grandkids came for Christmas dinner. Steve was soooo happy to see her that Natasha, Pepper and I needed to go in search of tissues. Then Tony referred to us as the hormonal bitches and we had to defend our honour and attack him with pillows.

Rule 105-

Don't offer up opinions on names to Natasha-

She didn't mind Pepper, Clint and I throwing in our opinions but god forbid anybody else who thought to give their opinions.

Rule 106-

Don't leave Tony and any children alone near his alcohol cabinet-

He encourages drinking from an early age. Luckily Steve got there just in time, because knowing my luck one sip of tequila and Anbiorn would be an alcoholic.

Rule 107-

Don't let Thor, Loki and Tony take the kids to the circus-

The thing is I thought that Steve and Bruce would be going so there would be some more responsible people to keep an eye on Tony, but they decided that they would rather stay behind at the last moment. So there they were wandering around with Tony teaching Thor and Loki about fun. Loki grasped it all immediately, being the mischief god and all, but Thor was confused by it all. Can I just say they had a pram each. Loki was pushing Dreng, Thor was pushing Briana (who he had forgiven for the whole poptart incident) and Tony pushing Anbiorn. You can just see how this was going to end can't you? Tony got kicked out for behaving irresponsibly with a pram (he tried to do tricks with Anbiorn still in it), Thor got kicked out for stealing poptarts from the group of clowns and encouraging a minor to do the same and after 2 hours of waiting for Loki they finally had to stage a jail brake. You see while Thor and Tony were behaving badly Loki was just wandering around and being good for once. Then a group of female dancers attacked him and held him hostage. Only I'm pretty sure they weren't about to try ransoming him. They had him and Dreng locked in their dressing room. Thor knocked in the door but they only captured him too and locked them in the bathroom. So now Tony was left with Briana and Anbiorn and had to somehow figure out a way to get Thor, Loki and Dreng out of there (preferably with their clothes on). So he called me.

"Loki is where?!" I got down there and busted them out and when the dancers attacked again they had to get through me. And that was not happening any time soon. They backed off the moment I pulled out the gun Natasha had given me for Christmas and allowed us passage out of the grounds. Easy. I don't know why they had such trouble.

Rule 108-

Don't send the Avengers ice skating-

Loki refused to go as when he goes near ice he turns blue and he knew that Tony would take the piss out of him. Bruce went to get it on film and Steve thought it would be a great idea. Natasha stayed behind and Clint went for her. Thor went along too. When they came back Tony had stitches in his arm, Clint had stitches in his leg and Thor said to me,

"Never again am I going to go with them when they insist on doing such a dangerous sport."

Steve swore he was never going to let Tony talk him into anything ever again and said it was a good thing he had taken the shield with him for emergencies.

Haha. Bruce got excellent footage though and we're gonna post it all over the internet!

Rule 109-

For goodness sake take Clint with you when you take Natasha for her scan-

Pepper and I went along with her and when the nurse asked where the father was Natasha said,

"At home eating Doritos and drinking cider." The poor nurse nearly had heart failure. Although it was the truth….

Rule 110-

Don't instruct the Avengers on battle tactics-

I got involved in one of their strategy talks and had an idea. They all turned towards me like they were amazed that I'd had an idea.

"Where the hell did you get a good idea like that from?" For which Tony earned a slap.

"You always have such good ideas." I'm pretty sure Loki was just sucking up but I gave him a kiss anyway.

Now I need to know what you guys think about making this into a story. Please tell me!