Ranger24: Sorry it took so long to put up this chapter, I got lost on the little merry-go-round we call life. But here is the badass you've been waiting for.
Chapter 10: Rock queen part 2
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Later outside the warehouse paramedics were tending to the wounded. Zuko was having a bandage wrapped around his forehead while Ranger stood next to him, leaning against a wall.
"So you mind telling me what the hell that was all about?" Ranger asked.
Zuko sighed and pulled out a small photo.
"I guess I might as well tell you. That was defiantly Mai" He said handing Ranger the photo.
Ranger took it, the photo was of Zuko, three other guys, and a woman with jet black hair that looked just like the monster he'd faced off against back in the warehouse.
"You see," Zuko explained going into a flashback showing himself and Mai in front of a worn out pawn shop with a guitar in the window.
"She had a great singing voice and she was interested in taking up a career in music." Zuko narrated.
Zuko is later seen giving Mai the guitar that was in the window. To his surprise she hugs him.
"I wanted to help her any way I could, so I helped her pull a band together." Zuko continued.
Zuko introduces Mai to the other three guys in the picture.
"Pretty soon we were putting on shows in the street. Meanwhile I made all the business calls trying to get a record deal." Zuko said.
Zuko is seen being turned down by many business men.
"Things started to get a little strained between me and Mai." Zuko said.
Zuko and Mai can be seen arguing about something.
"Then out of the blue some recording studio agreed to sell a some of her songs."
Zuko and Mai can be seen practically throwing a party out of joy.
"But then, I guess the fame started to go to her head. Something was changing with her until finally…"
"You guys broke up?" Ranger finished for him.
"Yeah." Zuko muttered. "But then weird stuff started happening to the people who were listening to her songs."
Mai realsizes all her fans are acting like zombies! She screams runs into her dressing room and locks the door.
"And then it happened." Zuko whispered.
Mai slumped to the floor in front of the mirrored door of the dressing rooms closet.
"What the hell is going on?" She whispered.
"You been taken over by me!" Said a horrifying female voice. Mai whirled around to face the mirror and saw a horrifying scalely version of her own face.
"Who the hell are you!?" Mai screamed. She tried to run but her body wouldn't move.
"I am music's second greatest evil!" The face proclaimed!
"Wait then who's first?" Mai asked confused.
"Micheal Jackson." The face deadpanned as the hair turned dirty blonde. "It is I! Brittney SPEARS!"
Then suddenly Mai lost complete control of her body and broke out into a horrid song!
Mai/Brittney Spears: "OPPS I did it again!
I played with your heart!
Got lost in my game!
Oh baby baby!
Opps I did it again!
Back to present Ranger looked at Zuko horrified.
"Dear lord why didn't you call me sooner?!" Ranger asked.
"Didn't know anyone could kill that horror." Zuko said sadly.
"Then come on." Ranger said dragging Zuko to his feet and handing him his 9mm.
"Tell your team to get ready for round two with those freaks! We aren't leaving until Brittney Spears is dead!" Ranger proclaimed.
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Later back inside the warehouse Ranger, Zuko, and Zuko's team stood in the main building. Everyone was armed for trouble.
"So what's the plan?" Trent asked.
"Well here's how I see it. Did anyone notice she didn't show up until Zuko started playing Mai's song?" Ranger asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Yeah what about it?" Asked Duncan.
"I'm thinking that Brittney is trying to ensure she has full control over Mai's body by destroying any connections she had to her life before." Ranger said.
"That explains why the music attracted her." Geoff said.
Ranger nodded.
"And that's how we'll lure her out." He said.
"And then what?" Asked Owen.
Ranger smirked pulling out his pistols and flicking the safeties off.
"Then we give her a warm reception."
Zuko brought out the boom box and set it up on a crate.
"Protect the boom box." Ranger order Trent, Duncan, Owen, Geoff and DJ.
Zuko brought out the CD but didn't put it in the boom box.
"Ranger, is it possible she's still in there?" Zuko asked.
Ranger sighed.
"The woman you knew is probably long gone, seeing as how girls can't share anything not even an apartment. After a few weeks, they all hate each other and someone gets stuck with a massive phone bill." Ranger said. "Even if there was anything left of her she'd be too weak to overpower Britteny, and I'm no exorcist."
Zuko nodded.
"I see."
Zuko nodded and put the cd in the boom box and hit play. The music slowly started to fill the room and Ranger brought out the guitar bag.
"Now we wait." He whispered.
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The music was carried up high into the buildings attic. There the tiny shred of Mai's mind stirred she was able to get her body moving again, if only to push herself off the floor.
"That's my… song." She whispered.
"Yes," Brittney's mind said rapidly over whelming Mai's control.
"They've stolen our music, your music." She said to Mai, her voice hissing.
They rose to their feet and began walking towards the stairs that lead to the lower levels.
"Don't you want it back?" She hissed again.
"Y-yes." Mai's feeble mind whispered.
"Good." Brittney hissed as they started down the stares. The facial features became more feral and their teeth became fangs.
"So let's kill them." Brittney said. "And kill them! And kill some more!" She proclaimed cackling insanely!
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Less than a minute later Ranger's M6C flashed as he fired at at Brittney who jumped back to avoid the bullets! She hissed at him and charged him as he pulled his desert eagle and began blasting at her! The two guns hurled rounds at her but she dodged them barring her fangs! She jumped at him ready to rip his throat out! Ranger jumped back at the last second however and unzipped the guitar case. With a flourish he brought out his sword and swung it down into his ready grip.
"Come on bitch! I'm just starting to enjoy myself!" Ranger proclaimed.
She hissed and charged him again! She slashed at him with her claws but Ranger blocked with his sword! She snarled attacking him again and again but he blocked everyone of her attacks. She tried to bite him again but he back stepped and slashed her again! This time he hit home. She was able to block the sword but was thrown back by the force of Ranger's blow! She crashed into the wooden floor panels and pulled herself to her feet.
Then she jumped into the air and transformed into some freaky flying mermaid thing, with claws, gills, fangs, and cat like slits for pupils. Ranger gave a whistle.
"So that's what she looks like without the makeup." Ranger muttered.
Meanwhile Zuko stood next to the boom box as Mai's song played and the others kept guard. A single tear ran down his face from his good eye.
"Please Mai, don't do this." He whispered.
Even as he did so Brittney sent a wave of quill like darts flying at Ranger! Ranger spun his sword like a helicopter prop and deflected all of the quills. Ranger then jumped at her and slashed her across the chest!
"TIME TO WAKE UP GIRL!" Ranger shouted his eyes flashing red and black marks snaking down his arms and up his neck! He stabbed the sword clean through Brittney and two seprate beings separated from the creature. One was exactly the same as the monster but the other was Mai, her skin pale white from lack of sun light.
"Mai!" Zuko shouted running over to her.
She moaned and rolled onto her side looking ill. Zuko helped her up into a sitting position.
"Z-zuko?" She whispered. She hugged him but then Brittney roared! They looked up to see her towering over them!
"I'll kill you both!" She howled!
"I don't think so! EAT SWORD!!" Ranger shouted before hurling his sword straight through Brittney's neck and pinning her to the wall.
Suddenly that leave Brittney alone chick came in.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!" She screamed at Ranger who rolled his eyes, pulled out his M6C and shot her in the head.
"Shut up." He growled.
To his surprise she got right back up still screaming.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!" She howled.
Ranger shot her right arm off.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!"
Ranger shot her left arm off.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S A GREAT SINGER AND JUST WANT'S HER KIDS BACK!"
Ranger shot her right leg off.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S A GREAT SINGER AND JUST WANT'S HER KIDS BACK! LEAVE HER ALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Ranger shot her left leg off.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S A GREAT SINGER AND JUST WANT'S HER KIDS BACK! LEAVE HER ALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!! SHE NEVER WANTED THIS MUCH ATTENTION! SHE'S A GREAT PERSON!!"
Ranger shot her in the gut.
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S A GREAT SINGER AND JUST WANT'S HER KIDS BACK! LEAVE HER ALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!! SHE NEVER WANTED THIS MUCH ATTENTION! SHE'S A GREAT PERSON!! SHE'S NOT A HORRIBLE PARENT! LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! SHE'S BETTER THAN PARIS HILTON!!!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!! THEY'R BOTH F*CKING WHORES!!!!!" Ranger howled pulling out both of his pistols and unloading every last round in his magazines into the freakshow. Blood flew everywhere as her skin was ripped apart! Ranger reloaded and kept shooting. Then he reloaded again, and again, and again, and again, until the annoying little bitch was a pile of dust and blood. Ranger wiped some sweat off his forehead.
"Thank god that's over." He muttered.
"Leave Brittney alone…" Came a whisper from dust before flourished his cloak blowing the dust particles away.
"Now it's over." He said with finality.
Then he turned to face Brittney Spears whose blood was now all over Ranger's sword. He'd stabbed her right through the jugular. Mai glanced at the monstrosity that had ruined her life for the past year.
"Send that bitch back to rehab." Mai said with evident exhaustion. Ranger grinned.
"I'll do one better and send her to hell!" Ranger proclaimed yanking the sword out and slicing Brittney's head in half. What was left of her mangled body slid to the floor covering it in a wide pool of blood. Ranger smiled glancing back at Zuko and Mai.
"Now about that CD…" Ranger started.
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The next day at Fanfiction May Cry the jukebox was working again. A new CD was on the list and as Lilo swept the floor she noticed the framed record had been replaced by a brand new copy with case along with it.
Mai: Did you hear what I said?
Did you get what I meant?
She glanced at Ranger who was lying on the couch drinking a Gatorade and close to sleeping. He set down the bottle and opened one eye smiling at Lilo.
"Hail to the rock Queen." Ranger said happily.
Ranger24: And that's the chapter. Yeah I couldn't resist killing the leave Brittney alone chick, it was too much fun not to. Next time, Mission number 7: Wishes come true. Read and review my friends!