Author's notice: Guys. I need reviews plz. Anything will help and such. Also, to that notros guy. I think u may be spanish so I know where you live. Lets start now.

Lol you guys like that. I put it there to be special! But not that kind of specail. (Retarded) special like cooollll duduuuuddde!

Chapter 11: Time travvellling training courses.

Zuko, Aaang, Toph and Iroh were all at the moon inside Iroh's secret moonbass that was on the moon. It wasn't really a bass, but a mansion that had like sexy butlers and sexy maids and sexy carpet and sexy toliet and sext ceiling and sexy bedroom for lots of sexing. Iroh is like a pimp even though he's like 70, old, fat and british.

British porn is so hard to jack to cuz of the accent unless ur british. I'm only half british, other half is asian, and I don't speak british, so its hard to fap if i don't understand the words. Also u guys remember that one episode when Iroh was flirting with that bounty hunter. I think her name was Juno or something. He would have totally gotten laid if it wasn't for Zuko, his grandson.

NOW BACK TO THE STORY!

"Whoa! This place is AMAZing!" Said Zuko turned on by the sexy dispersers filled inside the mansion. Its like those febreeze thingys, but instead of febreeze its sexy! Zuko felt turned on, but not in a gay way! THERE IS NO SLASH IN THIS FIC AT ALL! OR IS THERE? LOL! JUST KIDDING, NO THERE ISN'T! Also like what I did with the bold font. I made it look like a comic book! LOL!

Iroh looked at everyone. THEY LOOK LIKE THERE ABOUT TO GET SUPER HORNY!

"OUI! I betta buggery on out of this pickle and scallop up the sexy dispensers before sexing happens!" Iroh said and he press button on the button to turn off the sexy dispensers so peeps will stop being so horny.

4 minutes after everyone stopped being horny!

They all walked downstairs into the basement to come up with plan. There were lots of papers and blueprints for thingys and stuff and there was a big machine in the middle of it all.

"WOW! What is that!" Toph asked gasping looking at the big machine with lots of buttons everywhere. IT looks the tardis you guys but instead of a phonebox, its a sex box. I think they have those in japan! I think! LOL, JUST KIDDING U GUYS! ITS A TIME-GUN! LIKE PORTAL, BUT WITH TIME!

"That is one of my dastard time-guns." Iroh said making everyone cut themselves with happiness. Emos cut themselve when there sad, so that means that normal peeps cut themselves when there happy, right? "You can't use it...YET!"

"So r we going to travel back in time gramps!" Zuko asked excited.

"Yes grandson. You may chittering the time gun so that u may go through the queen's undergarments." Iroh said as he went to go grab the rest of the time guns. He grab time guns and came back. "Here u chaps go." Iroh said as he put the time guns on the table. "Now which fiddle would like to bugger first? Remeber we have to go to a point where u have to fight real chappity chaps to get inside the queen's hat." He said with importance.

"I'm gonna go to the dinosaur age!" Toph said and she put on time googles, and time backpack and timebelt and grabbed time gun and went one million years in the past when dinosaurs lived.

"I'll go next" said zuko as he grabbed the stuff. "I'm gonna go to 1971! In Arab. So that I can fight with the CIA and the past al qaeda against the taliban!" Said Zuko. LOL you guys. This actually happened in real life look it up. They weren't called al qaeda back then, but something different.

Finally Aang grabbed the stuff and said. "I'm going back to WW2." Said Aang and he went back to WW2 to fight the nazis and japs. That what old people call them in the 40's. So I'm gonna use forties talk. Don't complain cuz that was old times and nigga and jew and jap weren't bad words. but they are now. So I can't say them now, but I just did so LOL

"Oi. That does it for now. I better bugger on out of this banana." Iroh said and he fell asleep in bed.

Katara, Azula and Zuko's mom were all still in the shield and were arguring. It was about their periods or something.

"No! MY peroid is better. It can melt through shit." Zuko's mom said.

"My peroid is better. I can make smoothies out of it." Azula said.

"Well my period blood tastes like chocolate." Bragged Katara. Only her period blood tasted like chocolate.

Just then a bunch of fighter jets and apache helicopters flew towards them at like mach speeds. They were shitting down bullets and bombs and missiles and stuff was going boom all around and peeps were screaming left and right.

"We have to get to the secret bunker!" said Zuko's mom and they all ran inside the whitehouse steathly. They remember to put on camo so that noone can see them. "Quick in here." And they crawled through a vent and walked downstairs to secret bunker. The helicopters and fighters left once they stopped killing peeps.

Katara, Azula and Zuko's mom all sat behind the table. There was secret dude at the end covered in shadows. IT WAS PRESIDENT OZAI!

"Hello girls. Miss me?" He goated presidently.

"What!" Katara and Azula both screamed out in shock.

Author's notice: Great twist u guys. Wait till next chap to see another shocking reveal. Also does anyone know what Zuko's mom is called. I have no idea. each peep will get there own chapter dedicated to them.