"Why did the wedding have to be when I am disgusting and fat and can't even button a shirt or see my feet? Oh and I can barely walk or sit and stand." Sam bemoaned. Artie wheeled over to him and took his and gently pulling the heavily pregnant man into his lap. He placed his hands onto Sam's bare stomach. It protruded out and looked like a growth. He knew how unhappy it made Sam still he knew he was also over joyed.
Sam carefully got up and buttoned up his huge suit shirt. He and Artie both finished getting and ready and waited for the limo to arrive to get them. Once they got in the limo the only other people in the limo was Puck, Joe, Rory, And Quinn. Next they went and picked up Kurt, Blaine, Finn, and Rachel. Next were Mike and Tina, then Brittany and Santana. Mercedes was next, then finally Sugar. While on the way to the church Puck decided to make a lovely point. "Ya know since Sam's the one knocked up, means Sam is Artie's bitch." Both boys blushed like crazy.
Ms. Pillsbury stood Mr. Schuester up. Still he told them to go on with the reception. So they did. It was a great thing. There was a ton of super sweet foods and ice sculptures. The club sang and danced and had the best of times. They laughed and talked. It really was sad though Mr. Schuester had been stood up.
They were all dancing on the dance floor. It was getting late and most people had already left. Suddenly Sam doubled over in pain. Everyone stopped. Rachel who had been singing shrieked into the mike. Artie rushed over and pulled Sam into his lap. "These babies… are…coming….. NOW." The look of panic on everyone's faces was clear as they rushed to get to Lima General.
DUN DUN DUN babeh tiiiiimmeeeee. Hehe but I mean how hard can it be for a man to have a baby right. This will be fun and hey maybe we can learn the namessssssssssssss.