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Chapter 11: Not Another High School Story (Part One)
"I can't believe you're putting my protégé in potential danger." Rossi said.
"Hey she isn't a rookie anymore, remember?" Morgan replied. "She's a full fledged FBI agent now. This will just be another obstacle for her to overcome."
"Or another sucker to read instead of you." JJ stated dryly.
"I'm ashamed to admit I fell for Morgan's trick even though I'm a profiler." Blake sighed.
"He suckered all of us. I wonder what that says about us?" Rossi added actually contemplating the answer.
"All it says is that I'm more cunning then all of you since I suckered him here." Garcia chimed in.
"And I suckered you here." Reid said with a smirk.
"Actually you asked," she corrected. "There's a big difference boy genius."
"But you know," Morgan started. "I technically didn't lie to you guys. I told Rossi it'd be something out of the ordinary and it was; I told JJ I had to show her something and I did; I told Blake I needed a favor and I did; I told Kevin we'd have a guy's day out and we are; and now I've just told Seaver we're gonna be hanging out and we will."
"Hey you can dress it up however you want but it don't change the fact that we all wanna kill you." Will replied.
"Oh c'mon guys you don't mean that," he laughed before being met with several pointed looks. "Uh, okay maybe you do."
He was saved from the threats when the doorbell rang. "Saved by the bell. I got it." With that Morgan headed to open the door.
Seaver gave him a small smile. "Hey, been a while hasn't it?"
"Doesn't change the fact that we're friends." He answered with a smile. He then opened his arms up. "Don't be shy girl, give me some love."
She took his initiative and gave him a friendly embrace. "It's good to see you again Morgan."
"You too, now come inside." He said and guided her to Reid's room with a hand on her back.
She did a double take when she noticed the extremely crowded room. "Uh wow... I thought it was just you and Reid here."
"Oh yeah about that, you see word got out and before you knew it everyone wanted in."
"Liar." Kevin muttered beneath his breath. That was the exact same thing he'd told him.
"Well it's good to see everyone again." Seaver said once she'd digested the information.
Garcia gave her a big hug. "It's good to see my other crime fighting, butt-kicking, awesome superstar again!"
Reid waved with a happy smile. "Hi Ashley."
JJ approached and gave her a small hug. "Hey there, it's definitely good to see you again; albeit the occasion could've been better."
Will approached her next and gave her a friendly handshake. "Nice to see you again."
Seaver smiled. "Same here." She smiled at the now sleeping Henry. "He's gotten taller."
"Yeah, that's my growing boy." Will said with a hint of pride.
Seaver turned to Blake. "It's nice to see you again agent Blake, I've always been impressed with your work."
"I'm flattered, and don't worry with the formalities. Just call me Alex."
Kevin waved with a grin. "You already know my work too. I'm the best technical analyst and second only to the great Penelope."
She chuckled. "How can I forget you Kevin?"
Rossi walked to her and they shared a high five before he wrapped his arms around her. It was easy to see she was comfortable with him the most. "And how's my protégé doing?"
"Well when you've worked with the best you're guaranteed results." Seaver replied. She then eyed the guests. "A shame Emily isn't here though." She didn't notice JJ's slight twitch at the mention of Emily.
Garcia sighed sadly. "We all miss my angel but she's miles away."
"Don't worry, Derek will find away to get her here." Rossi replied sarcastically. "He pretty much got all of us here."
Morgan smirked. "I'll bring her here somehow."
"Not that I'm not happy to see everyone again but what's this all about anyway?" Seaver asked.
"Fanfiction." Morgan answered.
"I'm sorry?"
"It's a website that enables people to post up stories on just about anything." Kevin explained.
"So I was called here... to check a website out?"
"Not just any website," Morgan joined in. "It has a section called Criminal Minds that has all our names in it."
"What?" She asked in disbelief. "All our names?"
"We thought you should know about it." Morgan added and he beckoned the laptop. "See for yourself."
"Oh and if you have any questions feel free to ask me." Kevin said as she sat down.
"Oh there's four rules you should know before you read," Garcia added. "Stick with what you pick, no skipping through it, you aren't allowed to leave, and last but not least you aren't allowed to know the details of the story you pick out."
A chill ran down Seaver's spine. "Uh sure. You got it Garcia."
"I hope she's ready for this." JJ murmured.
"Of course she's ready," Morgan assured. "I got no doubt about it."
"Found one guys." Seaver called out.
The Old School Days
By JollyMorganFangirl
"You have fangirls?" JJ asked incredulously.
"Of course I do." He answered with a huge smirk on his face. "I'm irresistible."
Summary: We've all seen the team in action but what was their school life like? Join the whole crew as they go to high school together!
"High school?" Will repeated. "Man that takes me back."
Morgan grinned. "You bet it does. I had loads of fangirls back then."
"Mine was nothing special. It flew by me like a breeze." Blake added. "I barely remember it."
"Some of us really don't want to remember our high school experience." Reid groaned. His high school life was a mixture of wedgies, locker shoves, and all sorts of humiliation.
Secrets will be revealed and new relationships will start. Watch as the profilers deal with love and romance.
"I'm not really a fan of sappy stories like this." Will grumbled.
"C'mon, how bad can it be?" Seaver said.
"That reminds me," Rossi began as he scratched his head awkwardly. "We haven't exactly told you what we've read so far."
"Oh? And what have you read so far?"
"Well, so far we've—"
"Just been reading different sorts of stories." Morgan cut in. He glared at Rossi before getting close to whisper. "Hey if you spill the beans she ain't gonna wanna read. Get with the program."
It was a beautiful morning out in Virginia—
"I didn't go to school in Virginia." Morgan complained.
but for many students that meant it was school time.
One of those students was Reid—
"Aaahh!"
"Ouch," Seaver winced, rubbing her ear. "What was that about Reid?"
"Oops," Morgan said when he noticed everyone but Seaver had covered their ears. "Damn I forgot to mention that."
"Our poor baby suffers from Fanfiction-itis." Garcia explained. "It causes him to react when his name is mentioned."
"I see, sorry to hear that Reid."
who was making his way over to school. He didn't particularly like school since he'd get teased about being a nerd.
"Hey man wait up!"
He turned to see Derek heading up to him.
"I didn't go to high school during Reid's high school years."
"These stories never get it right do they?" Rossi commented with a shake of his head.
"Hi Derek." He greeted. "How did your date last night go?"
"Good as always." Derek replied with a grin. "I got her number on my iPhone."
"There weren't any iPhones in my high school years."
"There were hardly even cellphones in my days." Rossi added.
"So far so stupid." Garcia grumbled.
"I'm not surprised. You always get their number."
Derek chuckled. "Yeah you know it. Anyway I'll see you in class."
At another part of the school was another student, a blonde teenager.
Seaver paused to exchange a glance with JJ, her hand unconsciously touched a strand of her own blonde hair. "Crap."
"I wasn't in high school with you or JJ." Morgan continued his complaints.
"I have yet to see my character," Will pointed out and he smiled at that realization. "I gotta say that feels so refreshing."
"I agree," Kevin said. "Hopefully I'm not in it."
"Are they that bad or something?" Seaver asked.
Her name was Jennifer Jareau.
"Oh my God!" JJ cried in displeasure. "It just had to be me; I'm not the only blond who works in the BAU."
"Okay, now I'm fully convinced these stories suck." Seaver said.
She was with her best friend Linda. Linda was a thin but not overly thin girl. She had long dark hair and an amazing body. All the boys loved and wanted her attention.
"Mary Sue!" Garcia gasped.
Seaver turned to the only guest who wasn't ignorant to the existence of Fanfiction. "So Kevin, what's a Mary Sue?"
Kevin sighed. "Basically they're a made up character with overly exaggerated features."
"Sounds like hell."
"Oh it is."
"Hi JJ." Linda greeted her best friend. "How was your hot date with Will?"
"Oh God me again?!" Will shouted angrily. "I thought I was in the clear!"
Kevin placed a hand to his shoulder. "Hey bro, I'm here for you."
"Thanks man." He replied with a grateful smile.
"Oh it was good. We went out and he took me home in his Audi r8."
"Pfft," Will scoffed. "I wish I had an Audi r8."
"There weren't any Audi r8's in my high school years."
"Will you give it a rest Derek?" JJ groaned. "It's bad enough I got fanfiction giving me a headache I don't want one from you too."
The two best friends headed inside school and went into their separate classes. For JJ things didn't end there. After her practice, in which she breezed through the soccer game, was where things began changing.
Will sighed in annoyance. "Here it is, I'm gonna kidnap JJ again."
"You kidnapped JJ?!" Seaver gasped.
He facepalmed. "No not 'me', I meant me in the fanfiction. Does it look like I'd kidnap my own wife?"
She blushed sheepishly. "Sorry about that."
Blake chuckled. "Join the club, because I asked the same question."
The locker room was completely empty, but that didn't stop JJ from feeling like she was being watched. It felt ominous.
"What kind of rat peeps on women?" Rossi said with disgust.
"I'm guessing JJ has a stalker," Blake pointed out as she pieced it together. "And it looks like this unsub might have just gotten tired of waiting."
"Hmm, it seems they've begun to escalate." Reid said.
"Because their fantasies no longer satisfy them." Seaver added.
"They're making their move in a public place, a school." Morgan joined. "They're either pretty sure they'll make it out or just plain crazy."
This time JJ sighed in annoyance. "Blake and Ashley I'll excuse you guys because you didn't hear me when I said this, but Derek and Spence, I said no profiling the stories."
The two adults hung their head down like a pair of kids caught by the cookie jar.
"Sorry JJ." The two said.
She definitely could feel someone else here. When she looked towards her left she could've sworn she saw someone duck their head.
JJ tip-toe'd toward the corner to make sure the person didn't hear. She cornered the person and was startled at who she saw.
"Spence?!"
"Aaahh!"
"Reid?!" Blake gasped in surprise. "I did not see that coming."
Seaver blew a sigh of relief. "Phew, glad I anticipated that yell."
"Yes! I can't believe it isn't me." Will said happily. He then received a glare from JJ and coughed nervously. "I mean uh, Spencer whats up with you peeping on my woman? Yeah... that was definitely the first thing that came to mind." He added lamely.
"This makes no sense; I have never peeped on girls!" Reid snapped.
"Yeah," Morgan agreed. "Weren't you like ten when you graduated high school? You wouldn't know a thing about girls."
"Twelve." He corrected with a frown.
"But Derek weren't you ten when you had a girlfriend?" Blake asked with a raised brow.
"Yeah, but it definitely wasn't a high schooler I made out with."
"Point taken."
"Hey Kevin, why is this author portraying Reid as a dirty pervert?" Garcia finally asked, getting back to topic.
"When you see a character acting in a manner they'd normally never act in, it's called 'OOC'. It stands for out of character. It's simple and to the point." Kevin explained.
"But I'm not some 'character' that this author can twist around to fit their needs." Reid replied with a frown. "I'm a human being."
"I don't think these authors care." Rossi said.
"Wait it's not what it looks like JJ!"
JJ glared at him and shoved him to the floor. She then angrily began slamming and shoving him around. "What's wrong with you?!"
Reid crossed his arms. "I'm sure my character has a valid explanation for this."
"That possibility, unfortunately, didn't stop JJ from unleashing the beast." Rossi replied with a chuckle.
She gave one final shove before collapsing next to his hurt body. She was out of energy and was gasping for air.
Reid snorted. "Oh I'm sorry manhandling me was so tiring for you."
"Well if you weren't such a pervert she wouldn't have to do that now would she." Morgan joked.
"I'm not a pervert!"
Seaver placed a hand to her head. "God I feel a migraine coming."
"Don't worry Spence," JJ assured the angered genius with a smile. "I know you aren't like this at all."
He smiled. "Thanks JJ."
"What were you thinking?" JJ muttered weakly.
"I'm sorry... it's just I love you!"
"What, again?!" Will snapped.
"Oh great," Reid mumbled. "Not me and JJ again."
"What did you say?"
"I know I shouldn't have done what I did, but I knew you'd never go for a guy like me. You're dating Will so this was the only way."
"What is it with pairing me and Spencer together?" JJ asked with a frown.
"But in this story JJ is already dating Willy," Garcia said. "And it doesn't look like she's unhappy like our previous stories have depicted her, so she might reject Reid."
He was shocked when she began crying.
"My relationship with him isn't as perfect as it seems. It's all fallen downhill. We never go out anymore. Just today I lied to my friend that we went out, but we didn't. To him I bet he thinks we broke up already."
"But then, what do I know huh?" Garcia shrugged.
"Come JJ, give us a chance. I'll treat you with all the love you deserve."
"I know Spence, being with Will has been a huge mistake. It's time I fixed it."
They stared at each other for a good second before crashing lips.
"So I'm bringing my previous statement back," Will said. "I'm going to kidnap JJ because she's gonna dump me."
Seaver sighed. "You know, this poorly written drama reminds me of why my high school experience isn't something I want to remember."
The door suddenly open and in came...
A/N- Cliffhanger I know! I'm such a tease XD! In the next chapter we'll see how Will is going to take this.
"We already know how I'll handle it." Will groaned. "I'm kidnapping her and then get shot."
"Guys," Seaver called. "There's a chapter two."
"You mean the author actually thought this deserved another chapter?" Morgan asked incredulously.
"Should I read it?" She asked and everyone began pondering on what to do.
Author's Notes
Yup guys, for the first time in my story the gang will be reading a story with more than one chapter. I thought I'd cover a high school topic since as we all know they are very popular among the Fanfiction world. And I apologize for the lateness.