Tea spun around in a circle while holding the mic and nearly tripped over the cord. Fortunately (A/N: -coughunfortunatelycough-) she managed to keep her balance, and the screen lit up in blue to read:
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
BY ALAN JACKSON
HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE, HON"
Lyn blinked. "Wow, Seto, you really gave that thing attitude."
Seto just smirked and kept his arms wrapped around Lyn. He had thought he was going to lose her there for a while, and he wasn't about to let her go yet, damn it!
"AHHHHHHHHH THIS SONG HAS A DETEISTEDS IN IT!" Reneey yelled as she hid behind Malik, who blinked.
"What's a deteisteds?"
"A dentist, idget," Lyn said with a sigh. "Honestly, you're dating her and you can't even understand her?"
"Well, what's a dentist?" Malik asked, blinking even more now.
Lyn sweatdropped and then shook her head. "I wouldn't kiss him any more if I were you, Rea," she advised. "Not till he learns what a dentist is..."
"NO, SAVE ME!" Reneey yelled, running around the room.
Well, I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway forty-one
"We're on a highway?" Joey asked, blinking.
"Dude, what's a highway?" Duke asked.
"I don't know," Tristan said slowly.
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
"Seto, do we have any more ketchup?" Marik asked.
"Marik, you're at my house!" Seto hmphed. "Of course I always have ketchup! And that's Kaiba, to you!"
I know you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
"Corners are awesome!"
And so Reneey grabbed Malik and went to a corner for some.. activities.
Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
Reneey burst out laughing; Lyn chuckled to herself a bit; and everybody looked at them.
"You people really don't know who this song is for, do you?" Lyn asked.
Yugi-slash-Uncle in a waitress outfit, Reneey thought, laughing.
So I flagged you down for coffee
"Flogged," Reneey laughed, and Lyn smacked her upside the head.
"Not flogged! Flagged!"
"It sounded like flogger..."
But I couldn't say a thing
"It would do wonders if that were true," Marik muttered.
But I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
"This is really pathetic," Seto said with raised eyebrows. "Isn't his name Yugi?"
"In a way," Lyn said with a slightly curled lip.
I'm in love with you, baby, I don't even know your name
"MY NAME IS YUGI, YOU BAKA!"
"AND MINE IS ATEM!"
I've never been too good at all these sexual games
"Sexual games," Reneey muttered, smirking. She looked around to make sure her dad and Lyn weren't looking, then dragged Malik off somewhere.
Lyn blinked. Why isn't Reneey laughing, and why don't I have someone to smack upside the head?
So maybe it's just best if we leave it this way
Silence.
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
"Okay, I want to date a girl that knows my name!" Yugi shouted.
Where is Reneey!? I need to smack someone upside the head! Lyn growled as she looked around the room. She was prevented from actually searching by Seto's death grip on her waist, and that bugged her. Maybe she should smack him upside the head.
So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
"I want tequila," Bakura muttered as he stole some tequila and drank it.
Lyn's eye twitched and she whacked Bakura upside the head as he walked by.
"BAKA PHARAOH'S DAUGHTER!" he roared.
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?" Bakura snarled at Lyn.
"Because you're a thief and you bug me and I had to hit somebody upside the head and I didn't want it to be Seto," Lyn said without a pause.
I got a little wasted, yeah, I went a little far
"Whatever." Besides, Bakura had his liquor, and he didn't care so long as he could still drink it.
"Hey, save some for me, thief!" Marik shouted.
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
"You have a car?" Yugi asked, blinking.
The last thing I remember, I heard myself say
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
"FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S Y-U-G-I M-U-T-O!"
I'm in love with you, baby, I don't even know your name
"IT'S A-T-E-M, FOR RA'S SAKE!"
I've never been too good at all these sexual games
"WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING, RENEEY!?" Lyn demanded, but got no answer. "Fine, give me the silent treatment..."
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
"What way?" Mokuba asked, blinking.
"For them? Nonexistant," Lyn said, rolling her eyes. "'Cause Yugi doesn't have the guts to ask her out, Dad actually has a brain, and Tea.. well, is Tea," she finished with a shrug.
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
"FOR THE -- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT!? I QUIT!" Yugi then passed out.
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
"The wha?" Marik asked, blinking.
Standing by a woman in a long, white, lacy veil
"Eurgh. Did not need that mental image," Seto said, sweatdropping.
"Seriously," Lyn agreed with a sigh. "Normally those are my lines..."
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
Silence.
And I said 'Where the hell am I, and just who the hell are you'?
Lyn gaped. "Did.. Tea.. just cuss!?"
"Hell isn't a curse word," Bakura said, sweatdropping.
"Yes, it is, idget, unless you're actually talking about the place..."
She said, 'I was your waitress, and our last name's now the same
'Cause I'm married to you, baby, and I don't even know your name
"Well, hell isn't a big curse word," Bakura said, rolling his eyes.
"Oh, 'cause there's a big difference," Lyn spat sarcastically.
I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
"Well, who the fuck cares!?"
Lyn blinked. "About the cursing or about Tea being married to a nonexistant waitress?"
"The.. oh, whatever," Bakura grumbled, taking another drink.
I've never been too good at all these sexual games
Silence.
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Silence.
Hey, I'm married to a waitress, and I don't even know her name
Soon Reneey came back with her hair messed up and her shirt on backwards. With her was Malik, who had no shirt on and was wearing very tight jeans.
"Reneey?" Lyn asked, blinking. "Where did you come from?"
"Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they get in --"
"NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU PERV!"
"Well.. I was... in the bathroom!" Reneey said, grinning.
Lyn blinked, raised an eyebrow, and looked from her to Malik and then back again. "Uh-huh," she said slowly. "Right. I'm not gonna question that just because I don't wanna know any more."
"PUT A SHIRT ON, TOMBKEEPER!"
"I'm a-goin' next!" Joey announced, practically mugging Tea to get the mic away.