I have no idea what happened, my mind just kept writing whatever it wanted. xD This entire story came about from a conversation I had with Mikotyzini about Ruby's like of roleplaying (discussed in the epilogue of WITWOS) about how Ruby would keep fumbling her lines and going out of character.
This is what I created from that idea. Speaking of which, I have also (blatantly) hidden another reference to Mikotyzini's stories in here. If you've read one story in particular, you'll catch it. Anyway! Off my soap-box! I hope this helps you through Infection, Miko! :)

"You want to do what, now?" Weiss asks her girlfriend, raising her eyebrow slowly as her eyes try to make sense of the sight in front of her.

Ruby Rose, full grown adult and huntress supreme, was holding a maid costume in her hands, letting the fabric swish all over with her little bounces. "Roleplay~ Haven't you ever heard of it?"

"I can't say that I have."

"Well, it's really pretty simple. We pick out a scene to act out, each of us taking a role to play. It's adding acting and fun to sexy time! I read about it online and Nora's always telling me how fun it is, sooo… I thought we could give it a try!"

"Are you trying to say that 'sexy time' isn't fun with me, normally?" The pale woman asks with a small, amused chuckle. "Am I to think I am boring?"

Ruby's face takes a pink flush as she shakes her head quickly, quickly speeding over to her shorter girlfriend and throwing a hug around her. "W-What? No, no, no! I wasn't saying that at all! You're the bee's knees! The, uhm, the Queen of the-"

"I get it, Ruby. I was just kidding you." Weiss replies with a chuckle, her eyes subtly glancing at the costume in Ruby's hand. She couldn't deny a very high interest in seeing her girlfriend in this outfit.

O-Oh… Don't do that! It makes me freak out!" Ruby says, fanning her flushing face with her hand. "But, uh… We don't have to, if you don't want to! It was just an idea and I-"

"What role would I be?"

"Huh?"

"You said we take roles. What would my role be? What is my character, my motivation? I must know, in order to properly portray a role correctly. And, beside the fact, I cannot let a maid costume go to waste, especially if you are involved…"

"Well, I was thinkin' that for THIS one that we can be a maid and a socialite (you know, those fancy people). The socialite comes home and is feeling frisky, so she seduces her favorite maid! Um, sooo… You're the maid. I got this costume special for you~"

"No."

"H-Huh?"

"No, you're going to be the maid. I will play the role of the socialite who seduces you." Weiss says, a smirk coming to her face as she toys with a strand of her lover's hair (particularly liking to curl it in her finger).

"B-But, I got this costume with you in mind. It's *ahem* the… tiniest one they had. I-It would probably be a little tight on me…"

"Right, because my girlfriend in a maid costume that is snug to her body wouldn't interest me in the slightest… Come on… Do it for me…"

Ruby feels like it's cheating when Weiss' voice moves into that whisper of hers, a tone that could pretty much get the huntress to do anything her girlfriend wanted. And, Weiss always used her powers for evil. So, here's where she stands, now. Ruby Rose, well respected huntress, is standing in the living room of their home in a maid costume that is at least two sizes too small (Weiss having gone upstairs to 'change into something more fitting'). It certainly seems to cling to her chest like a second skin, as well as her waist. Though, having worn corsets most of her teenage years, that doesn't really bother her as much. To be honest, she probably would have fir this thing in her teenage years.

But, she had done a considerable amount of growing in the last years of Beacon, as well as bulking up a little more in muscle. So, yeah… This is still REALLY snug. She taps a finger to her mouth, considering how this outfit fits on her body…

"You know… This probably would have still been too big on her."

Ruby Rose, a kindly maid whose goal it seemed to be to make sure the house she worked for was as clean as possible, hums as she dusts off a little picture frame. Her master wasn't home, at the moment, so she figured she would do some extra cleaning in her bedroom. She, technically, wasn't supposed to be in here without permission, but she thought that giving the room a good cleaning would be a good excuse.

Besides, who wouldn't want a clean room? And, the carpets needed scrubbing, too!

"Dust, dust, dust~" She hums to herself as she moves to wave her feather duster all over a particularly dusty area, right on a portrait of the master of this household. Lady Weiss, yes, she was a spectacularly beautiful woman… She was the kind of woman you would see at fancy dinner parties and find stunningly gorgeous, but be MUCH too intimidated by her to do anything about such feelings.

She wonders vaguely if the master will ever bring someone home… There'd probably be a LOT of cleaning to do, then.

"Having fun?"

She jumps at the sound of Weiss' voice, a small squeak spilling from her lips as fumbling fingers drop her feather duster to the ground with a clatter. She turns herself quickly around to face the voice, though her eyes immediately widen when she sees her girlfriend. It makes her completely go out of character, forgetting that she was supposed to be acting like a kindly maid.

But, how could she, with the way Weiss was dressed? The pale woman was dressed in such a casual, yet elegant attire that only a woman like Weiss Schnee could pull off. It consisted of a crisp, white, button-up shirt (of which had two buttons had been purposely undone) and a long, black skirt that reached her knees, unlike Ruby's own. But, that wasn't even it… The way she moved just poured confidence in every way, the gentle sway of her tiny hips absolutely mesmerizing. Weiss looked damn sexy and, moments after Ruby picked her jaw up off the floor, she was made aware of exactly how good she looked.

"Damn, Weiss…" Ruby spurts out, her face lighting up with a massive blush. "You're freakin' hot…"

Weiss raises an amused eyebrow, something of a smirk coming to her lips. "I don't believe that is what a maid would say to her master, do you? Flattering, yes, but completely out of character…"

"I-I, um, right…" Ruby manages to stammer out, slapping her hand to her face. She had almost completely forgotten that they were doing this roleplay thing, and that she needed to stay in the character. She was an innocent (despite the wholly UN-innocent thoughts running around in her head like Nora on a pancake high- don't ask) and well-meaning maid who fell for her boss.

She regains a bit of her senses back and pushes herself back into the role, tilting her head with a smile. She gives a little curtsey with her small skirt, Weiss' amused expression growing even more so. "Good evening, Lady Weiss. I trust the party went well?"

"Mm. It did, if you find the words 'drab' and 'an utter bore' to be well-meaning. What are you doing in here, Ruby?"

"I was just dusting, Lady Weiss-"

"This is my room, Ruby. I don't have many rules, except that one. Would you mind repeating it to me?"

Ruby blinks a few times, biting her lip a little before leaning slightly forward and cupping her hand to the side of her mouth. "Um, Weiss? What was the rule, again? I forgot…"

"Why don't you do a bit of improvisation?" Weiss whispers back, a small pout coming to her face.

"Kay… I'll try, um…"

"You dolt. You would make the worst actor ever…"

"Don't rush meee…" Ruby whines quietly, waving her hand at Weiss. "Greatness takes time, y'know…"

"Ruby, I don't really have the patience to wait around and for you to make up a line… I don't understand how this is supposed to be arousing. All I am really caring about is how tight that outfit is on you, honestly… Wait a second… That would STILL be too big on me!"

Ruby laughs sheepishly, rubbing the back of her neck. "Yeah, I kinda figured that out. But, that was the smallest one they had… They don't exactly sell children's maid costumes, do they?"

"I am not THAT short."

"Um… Have you looked at yourself in the mirror, recently? Or, ever? You're short as a young teenager… Like, not fifteen or sixteen, more like-"

"You're very quickly killing this mood, Ruby. One more comment about my height and you can just sleep on the couch in that costume."

"I, uh… Don't think I could sleep in this… It's squeezin' my hips somethin' fierce…"

"That's just your figure, Ruby. You've always had slightly larger hips." Weiss says, immediately cutting her girlfriend off when she opens her mouth. "Yes, you are very attractive."

"How so?"

"Hm…" Weiss murmurs, tapping a finger to her lips and tilting her head slightly in consideration. "It makes you more feminine, to me. I like your body shape, in general, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think your hips had a certain… draw, to me."

"Hm~ We're so lost, aren't we?" Ruby says, rubbing the back of her neck as she runs a gentle hand along the swell of her hips. She had to say that she loved Weiss soft murmur of affection when talking about her, her cheeks taking a bright flush.

"Yes. I have no idea where we were. Between you forgetting to stay in character and me admiring your hips, I do believe that this venture into creative sexuality has failed quite a good deal."

"Oh, wouldn't say that. I think it has potential, we just need to work at it a little more. Seriously, Nora said this was, like, the best thing ever."

"Nora is hardly a reliable source."

"How would you know?"

"What about the time she said that she met a 'little green man', then couldn't produce a body because she smashed it to pieces? What about the time she said that bacon milkshakes would 'totally' be the next best thing? Maybe the time she convinced you to do that abhorrent thing on Valentine's Day-"

"Th-That isn't a fair example! She said it wouldn't do that!"

"Well, I was a mess, afterward, and that's all I particularly care about."

"I said I was sorry, like, a million times…"

"I know. And, I forgave you. You were cute, the entire time you were doing so. Plus, I just like seeing the look on your face every time I bring it up. It's just like whenever I bring up the 'Noodle Incident'."

Ruby immediately shoots forward, covering Weiss' mouth with her hands and whining loudly. "Weeeeiss! Don't bring that up; I can't believe dad told you about that! I was a kid! I didn't know any better!"

"It's still funny." The pale woman says with a laugh, her voice muffled by her girlfriend's hands.

"No, it isn't! It's embarrassing! And, you're edging toward the couch tonight, yourself…"

"You can't do that."

"Oh?"

"No. You can't."

"Pretty sure I can. I'm strong enough to hoist you up on my shoulder and quick enough to make it into our room and lock it before you can get back. You're not the best at running…"

"No, you can't, because you would never banish me to the couch. You simply don't have the… authority to do so."

"What makes you say that? I'm Ruby Rose! Full-time Huntress and leader of team RWBY! I was and still am your leader, Weiss, and if I say that I- Yipe!" Ruby squeaks, not having noticed Weiss' sneaky hands snaking around her back while she had been talking. Her girlfriend had taken the opportunity to pinch the redhead right on the rear, Ruby's eyes looking at her in flustered surprise.

"What were you saying? Something about being my leader? My mind was on other things, apparently." Weiss murmurs, a sneaky grin coming to her face. "Nice underwear, by the way. You DO know I love lace…"

"Gah, Wah- Huh-"

"Are we going to do this or not?"

"I-I don't remember where we were…"

"I'll do a little… improvisation, then." Weiss purrs, her hands slipping from Ruby's back to her front. A small shove sends the flustered maid off-balance, her taller form tumbling onto the bed. Weiss eyes her body from a standing position, making the redhead feel more than a little self-conscious. "Miss Rose, I do not believe you have memorized my number one rule… My room is a very private place. You must have permission to come in here. Did you ask permission?"

"I-I-I, no…" Ruby mumbles, her face heating up under Weiss' intense gaze. It wasn't hard to play the maid's role in this part, seeing how Ruby is feeling these exact emotions… She imagines that Weiss is, as well. "I-I didn't mean to-"

"No, I do believe that you meant to, Miss Rose. Do you think I have not noticed your glances, your flushed cheeks, the quickening breaths that cause the rise and fall in your bosom? I know perfectly well what you intended. You are… attracted to me, no?" Weiss purrs, her slender, pale fingers tracing down the buttons on her shirt.

Ruby gulps thickly, biting her lip before nodding quickly. "Y-Yes, Lady Weiss… V-Very much so."

"Well… Then, it's a good thing for you that I am equally attracted. For, as much as you have been watching you, I have been gazing upon you, too… Now…" Weiss murmurs, slowly slipping onto the bed. Ruby squeaks as the skirt is hiked up, face flushing even more when soft kisses start pressing slowly to her inner thighs. "Why don't I show you exactly what has been on my mind, ever since I returned from the party?"

"W-Weiss~"

"That's 'Lady Weiss', to you, Miss Rose."

"Whoo… That… Wowww…" Ruby croaks hoarsely, completely sweaty and exhausted from Weiss' rather exuberant actions. 'Lady Weiss' certainly knows how to turn a girl to goo… over and over and over… Every bit of the maid costume had been peeled off of her body, her skin covered in little traces of the soft pink that Weiss' lipstick had been. Weiss had never been one to enjoy leaving marks of any kind, seeing it as more than a little barbaric. She did, however, love to kiss all over. And, Ruby meant ALL over. Weiss found the tiniest little spots to kiss.

She would kiss Ruby's fingertips, kiss the underside of her chin, the space behind her knee, her ankle, her toes, that tender flesh where your jaw meets your neck… Weiss seemed to love and savor it all, especially when she was given the time to do so.

Sometime during their intimate session, the roles had been forgotten and both simply focused on each other. Weiss had really pulled out every stop to make sure that Ruby was in the state that she was in, now.

Weiss' head pokes up from where her head had been resting, licking her lips briefly before moving overtop her lover and joining their lips gently. "I'm glad that my Rose enjoyed… I think we failed at the roles, though."

"Eh, who needs 'em? That was amazin' without 'em…"

Need a moment to catch your breath?"

"I just might… Haa… What, with the kissin' all over an' the other stuff, you're lucky I'm not Ruby-jelly, by now."

"Well, that IS the tastiest kind of jelly, after all."

"Okay, now you're just bein' silly."

"Of course."

There's a silence between them as Weiss moves to rest her head on Ruby's chest, only a content sigh passing through her lips.

"You know, we should try the roles again, sometime… I think it was an interesting start. And, I certainly liked seeing you in that costume."

"Is this just a way for you to get me to dress up, in bed?"

"Perhaps."

"Weiss…"

"Yes."

"You know that we have to keep any inklings of dress-up away from Yang and Blake, right? We would never hear the end of it."

"Noted. I'll have a special hidden compartment full of adorable outfits for you to wear hidden in the room, somewhere."

"Ohhh, is the trigger gonna be a grandfather clock? An' lead to the Batcave? Ha! That'd be cool."

"…."

"Weiss?"

"…Do you want a Batcave?"

Ruby giggles, hugging Weiss close and shaking her head quickly. "I was being funny, Weiss! You're so silly."

Weiss almost opens her mouth to ask if Ruby's sure, as she could most undoubtedly get her girlfriend a Batcave if she do desired. But, she decides to just let that go. "If you say so. But, you WILL be getting outfits from me. And, I will get that compartment installed."

"Cool beans. Can't wait to see what you've got cooking up in your brain…"

Blake had been shifting through attires, trying to find a shirt that matched her favorite one. Unfortunately, Yang had gotten a little too excited and burned a hole right through it. Though, she had apologized about a million times for it and felt extraordinarily guilty… So, the faunus couldn't really stay mad at her. As she shifts a shirt aside, she catch's Weiss very distinguishable hair and moves toward it.

"Hey, Weiss." Blake says in a friendly tone, though her voice causes the woman to jump as if she had just blasted an air-horn in her ear.

"Ah!" She squeaks, hiding something immediately behind her back and forcing a smile to her face. "H-Hello, Blake. What a… pleasant surprise… that we would both be here… at the same time. The coincidences of life never cease to amaze, do they?"

"Um… Yeah, I guess." The faunus replies with a raise of her eyebrow. Weiss was certainly acting… strange. Though, a smirk soon settles on her face and her tail flicks in amusement.

"W-Well, um, it has been a nice chat, but… I must go. Very busy, today, as I always am. Good day, Blake."

"Right, right… Have a nice day." She waits until Weiss is halfway to the door before calling out an amused statement that makes Weiss' expression turn to one of absolute horror.

"So… Teacher and school girl, huh?"