I don't think California does have much rain. It had brightened up by yesterday afternoon, but me and Freddo had to then go down and pretend we had been playing board games the whole day, as we knew his freakish mother would be back from her 'essentials' shopping.
Today it's a nice day, too. The bad thing is that Freddie and I are alone again. It was bad enough yesterday, and I don't know if I'll be able to survive another. Not bad in a bad way, bad as in a kind of good way. Which is bad because it's good. And that's bad. Because I'm not supposed to have a good time with him. It's supposed to be bad.
Now I'm just confusing myself.
We have to go to the beach together alone and it's all Crazy's fault. Just like everything else in this world. Including Global Warming. Yeah, that's right; Mrs B is a very bad woman.
I mean, If she hadn't of wanted to go to that spa, then we wouldn't even need to go! And then she invited us! Why would Freddie and I want to go to a spa?
So instead I stupidly suggest that we go to the beach, not realising till' after I'd said it that it would mean Freddie and I would be alone!
Stupid me.
But Freddie's idea was kind of good. Since the fans of iCarly haven't had any webisodes for a while, we decided that we should do an iCarly segment on the beach!
We're going to go round and ask everyone if we can borrow some sand.
Another good idea from dork-boy.
It's usually Carly and I that come up with the good ideas!
People keep staring at me. I think it might have something to do with the five socks on my foot.
In my defence, it seriously takes away the pain of the toe. It doesn't hurt as much as it did when I first did it now, anyway. Marissa said that in a week it should have healed! Which means I'll still have 1 week of pain-free fun in the sun!
Okay Sam, that was lame.
I'm starting to sound like nerdface. He's lame. And nerdy.
Freddie has his little pocket camera. We're now getting ready to introduce the segment.
"Have I got anything in my teeth?" I can't think of a funny comeback.
"No."
"Thanks."
"Does my hair look okay?" Bring my hair to the front… Fluff it up… I usually have Carly to do this for me!
"It looks really pretty! Just leave it like that. I like it." Did he really just say that? Awww… He looks scared, and I think he's avoiding eye contact with me. I don't blame him. He's never said anything like that to me before. Awww…
I haven't said anything. "Thanks Freddie."
I think we might have just had a moment.
I admit it. It kind of feels nice.
But why was he nice to me?
Maybe he can't help it. Maybe Freddie has a case of the Flubadubs too!
That would explain why he's being nice to me. And why he kissed me on the forehead! And why he was so close to me yesterday during the movie day. And why he was blushing the other day.
Freddie has the Flubadubs!
And I bet I'm the cause of them, just like he is the cause of mine!
Awww, poor thing. He's good at hiding them. Then again, so am I.
Should I talk to him about it?
No. If he wants to talk about the Flubadubs, then he can start the conversation.
But now I don't need to think about it now.
We've got an iCarly segment to do.
"Hey homies!" I say. It feels so good to be in front of the camera again, knowing the fans will be excited to find an unscheduled video. "I'm Sam, and that's Fredhead behind the camera!"
Freddie doesn't look as annoyed as he usually does when I give him nicknames. Just a quick roll of the eyes, and then he introduces himself to the camera.
"We're on a random beach in California and we're going to annoy holiday makers! That's what we like to do in our free time!"
"Here we go!"
Hmmm, who shall I choose first? That woman looks relaxed.
Hello woman.
"Hello!" She looks kind of suspicious of the camera. "May we borrow some sand?"
"Excuse me?" Just the reaction we wanted.
"Sand. Can we borrow some?"
"I don't have time for your childish games." She says.
"Next!" I say excitedly into the camera.
Next up.. That man. He is bald and alone.
Wierdo.
"Please, sir, could we borrow some sand?"
"Yes, help yourself, there is plenty of it."
That is not the answer we want. They're supposed to be annoyed.
Now he's chucking to himself. He thinks he is funny. Big headed freak.
This next woman might give us a more suitable answer. She has two kids with her, and looks like she defiantly need to be annoyed.
"Next target!" I say to the camera. "Please, can we borrow some sand?"
"What do you want it for?" Not planned.
"We want to make sandwiches!"
"Are you sane?"
We decided to leave this woman.
Let's target this next woman. She looks more sensible than the last two.
"Please, pretty lady, can we borrow some sand?" I think that is the sweetest tone I've ever come out with.
"No. IT'S ALL MINE!" she's now walking away and laughing evilly.
Crazy woman.
"I seriously want that woman to guest star on iCarly. She's weirder than Gibby." I say to the camera.
"And that's all for iCarly." It is? Why?
"Why is it over, nerd?"
"My camera is running out."
"Oh, look. The biggest nerd on earth forgot to charge his nerdy camera."He turns to the camera to defend himself. "I've been distracted." he says. We should say goodbye before it actually runs out. "BYE!" We both shout together.
"That was awesome!"
"Yet you ruined it." That was a bit cold.
"Oh shut up Sam. The viewers will still love it!"
"I know. Carly will be able to see it too!"
"Have you spoken to her recently?"
"Yeah. I was texting her yesterday and video chatted the day before." I think we're heading back towards the house now. Hopefully his mother won't be home.
Awww, Freddie just held the door open for me!
But it wasn't on purpose.
It's the Flubadubs messing with his head.
Naughty Flubadubs.