Thank you's:
Everyone who review to 10 and 11
Recap:
Brown coyote and a smaller green coyote (Stark and Lilynette)
White Scorpion (Barraggan)*
Yellow Great White Shark (Harribel)
Large Black Bat (Ulquiorra)*
Large Brown Bat (Orihime)*
A black boa (Nnoitora)
A large blue Panther (Grimmjow)
A large green Panther (Kaida)
Brown Porcupine (Zommari)*
Pink squid (Szayel, same size as Harribel)
A black and white fish with two heads (Aaroniero)*
A large bear (Yammy, size of a black bear)
A small octopus (Luppi, yes he is back)*
Everyone was the size of a 5 year old toddler. (People with * next to their names are that size of a 5 year old) …
Gin looked at Aziena and Tina. "If they are there and only we know how to fly a plane but we're here. Who is flying the plane?"The plane flattered badly and started dropping fast. They screamed as they plumbed from an altitude of 3400 feet.
Now:
The animals were still knocked out as the plane dropped fast. They were standing on the floor because of their gravity shoe. (Only 19.95 plus shipping and handling).Gina was crying and yelled "THERE NO PLACE LIKE BETWEEN MOM'S BOOBS"
"Don't you mean there's no place like home?"
"I know what I said"
"Focus women" Aziena said as she walked to the cockpit (hahahah) and took control. She was heading for a baby squid that was playing on the surface and eating kelp ice cream, it looked up and saw the plane heading for it. Its parents were too far to grab their child. Aziena pulled up in time missing the squid but hit the ice cream out of its hand. The baby squid inked and cried. Its mother and father comfort their baby swearing revenge.
Aziena was 30 feet from the water. "Hey Aziena should we been at the house by now?" has on cue the plane hit hard on the beach on the island Aziena owned. The door bust out and Gina ran out. Thinking that the door was at the ground, she just walked out.
"Should we have told her that the door wasn't at the ground" Tina asked as they heard her hit the ground.
"Well, it crossed my mind and I just didn't tell her" Aziena said as she jumped out and landed on Gina. Gina's muffled cry of pain fall on false ears. Tina jumped and did the same. Within 30 minutes some trucks came and transported the women and their 'pets' to their home.
House description:
Big white house on the shore
6 French windows in the front and at least 7 French doors
All the floors were a dark maple.
Very large saltwater and bleach pool, 2 spiral staircases, 3 living rooms, 10 bedrooms*(ch5), 12 ½ bathrooms *, 3 extra rooms used for weapon storage, a forest full of juicy animals* 300 meters from it.
The animals woke up and found their cages open. For Harribel, Luppi, and Szayel you swan in the saltwater. Aziena and the girls came out wearing empire armor with bats. "Can you understand us guys?" Aziena asked as the animals gather around them and sat in a circle.
"Yes we can" Ulquiorra said as him and Orihime hung from a doorway.
Everyone moved onto the pool so the marine animals could be involve in discussion. "So this is our vacation home and your too. I see that since Szayel is in a pool and have no thumbs I have no clue on how to change you back. Any Ideas?" Grimmjow looked at him like he had lost his mind.
"The hell, you can change us back. To think you use to make everyone shit their pants and cry for their mommy at night."Grimmjow snorted at him, Zommari crawled up to Aziena and spoke with tears.
"My great Lord you have made mountains fall and the Soul Society whimper. You've taught me that math is the devil's work. That you can make the moon and stars fall to their legs or something. You're the reason why we men can have all the fat ass porn we can and for us to have boners while watching SpongeBob SquarePants Can I get an Amen?"
"Oh amen, testify brother" Nnoitora said as Zommari continued.
"Now you can change us with your promise and we'll celebrate with watching your favorite movie Pooty Tang"
Fire lit in Aziena's eyes "I can do it and I promise I won't rest until y'all are back to your old selves"
Gina tapped Aziena's shoulder and pointed to Szayel who had a water helmet on had a video camera in his tentacles. "You can't go back on it and try to change up your promise to us all." Aziena cursed at them and made a pack with Szayel to help out anyway her and the girls could. The animal that was on land decided to roam the beach and woods. Harribel had a tube connecting her to the beach and the pool. It was large enough to fit 10 of her in there. Luppi went after her to feed and explore with her. Aaroniero just stayed in the pool arguing over salt or bleach water will be better for their skin. The other animal exited the house after Yammy to a dump in front of the house. Exploring the woods made everyone but the pairs in the cages separate. Ulquiorra and Orihime flew away towards the branches of the high trees. Grimmjow and Kaida went to the open parts of the forest to play in. Barraggan just went back into the house when he ate a worm. Zommari stayed with Aziena drooling over his Lord new pump sexy body.
Yammy wondered into a picnic area*. Nnoitora on the other hand was trying to how a snake can jack off while watch two bunnies going at it like…bunnies would.
Final for Stark and Lilynette they were doing what they did in Hueco Mundo Stark sleeping and Lilynette bugging him to wake up.
Ulquiorra & Orihime:
They flew high to a branch and sat there. Ulquiorra opened his massive wings and let Orihime cuddled up to him. Folding his wings to cover her made her squeak with content. They watched the sun set until and bat half the size of Ulquiorra came to them. "You must be new here; I'm King Leo of the southern bats of this island. Because we haven't seen someone of that height since our sky gods moved away. Please be own new God" Ulquiorra looked Orihime who looked at the small bat.
"No, we here for awhile then we're leaving" he flew off and Orihime had followed him.
"Wait my God and Goddess we want you" King Leo screeched and thousands of bats came, followed their king who followed the fleeing mates. Ulquiorra and Orihime had flown high avoiding them but the whole species followed them. Ulquiorra and Orihime had hid in a cave. When they passed they left the cave and wonder the forest. They had found a spot in a fruit tree to rest. They fell asleep for about an hour before the sound of twigs braking made them wake up to the crazy bats all around them. Ulquiorra had fought their way out and the chase continued.
Grimmjow & Kaida:
Finding a nice clear field Grimmjow nip Kaida in her ear. They started playing tag then Grimmjow ran into a tree which held a community of squirrels. The most powerful lone warrior squirrel had fell. The squirrel had snapped its neck as it had fallen. Grimmjow picked up the dead squirrel and started to walked back to where Kaida was waiting for him. Nearly there he had heard whimpering. Thinking it was Kaida he had ran towards the spot. Kaida was defending a poor wounded Black Panther club. Grimmjow dropped the animal and roared loud. The wild boars that put Kaida into the corner turned and charged him. He attacked them and won just by killing their big meaty leader. Grimmjow left the kill and ran to Kaida licking her ear and nuzzling her. The little black club watched them until Grimmjow had spotted him. The club hid behind Kaida's legs "Mommy" Grimmjow looked at Kaida like she had just slapped him.
"While you were gone I had and found him. His parent left him for dead. I felt bad and told him that I'll take care of him. The reason he was hiding was what you clearly just fought." Grimmjow had let Kaida convinced him to let the club call him Daddy. "Daddy, Mommy can we go to our home now can please?"
"Sure come on" Kaida said has they both ran to the house. Grimmjow chuckled at his mate's actions. "Come on Grimmjow last one had is a failure at being awesome."
At that it became a race home between the 3 felines.
Yammy:
He had wondered into a picnic area and saw food on the table. He started eating the potato salad and drinking milk. The family came out and saw Yammy eating everything. "Ahhh! Daddy its Yogi Bear run" the family ran in the RV and ran off. The word traveled fast and everyone at the camp site had left. Yammy looked at all the food left out and just went crazy. All the park rangers left out of fear at the site of Yammy expanding size.
Nnoitora was doing another snake when the snakes mate came. He called his friends and Nnoitora had started to run. He didn't slither but used his tail to run, in his form hop away.
With Aziena, the girls, and Szayel:
"We're done now all we need is the animals rounded here to take their shot." Aziena said has she looked in a corner to find everyone else sleeping. "Aw" she got a bullhorn "Wake up you laszymaggots and find my animals. Szayel go shoot the marine animals. Gina go hit the signal. Tina go get ready with the shots for them." Everyone jumped at the orders.
"What are you going to do Aziena?"
"I think that 10 bean burrito I had was no good. Excuse me I have to tend to important business." She grabbed a Harry Potter book and a case of 8 toilet paper rolls. Everyone quickly ran to their jobs. Tina when to the basement and pressed a button that looked like Superman underwear. She pressed it and superman's underwear appeared in the sky. Everyone saw it and came towards the house even Harribel and Luppi. Ulquiorra saw the signal and guided Orihime to the house. She spotted Kaida and swooped down and landed on Kaida's head. "What the-Orihime what's wrong?"
"Crazy bats, Ulquiorra is fighting them off I don't know what is wrong with them." Before Grimmjow could give her an answer Nnoitora came running on his tail about Yammy rolling down the hill. The snapping of massive trees and the ground shaking made them turn around to see a massive Yammy rolling down the hill. Ulquiorra flew down on Grimmjow's back. They kicked it into high gear. Kaida grabbed her new son Ramiro (Powerful in battle, Spanish) by his neck. They ran down the hill screaming, howling, and crying. The bats that were following Ulquiorra and Orihime were half under Yammy's ass. The rest ran away forgetting about their chase.
Getting close to the house everyone ran faster. They stopped at the door. "Shit who had thumbs?"
Everyone looked at their hands and started panicking. Yammy was coming fast but stopped 2 cm from the doorstep. His ass was facing them "too much dairy. I gonna fart" he started to lift his ass.
"Put your ass down Yammy"
"No man I need some air. Wrong with you, I can't sit on this one" Everyone fled, Tina saw them and ready the shots, so did Gina. In slow motion Yammy blew the front part of the house Tina and Gina shot like crazy. A cloud of stink covered the area it made the fire alarms go off in the house. When the cloud uncovered everyone was not dressed in their clothes and was missing their hollow masks/ parts. Everyone got up and they screamed. Aziena got out of the bathroom and smelled the air. She shrugged and closed the door finished her business. Everyone looked at their bodies and saw that they were naked. Little Ramiro had black hair and black eyes. He was a little toddler no older than 2 years old. He started crying and Kaida picked him up cuddling him. "Um does anyone have clothes on?" Orihime asked has Ulquiorra shield her naked body with his.
"Nope but I don't mind" Nnoitora said as his white boney ass stood up and walked around. Everyone ran into the house into rooms, then claiming the rooms. They came out clothed in everyday human clothing. Ramiro was freaking out, he has thumbs and his tail is gone. He was just having a spaz attack while Kaida was holding him.
"Has anyone seen Azien, Gina, or Tina?" Everyone started looking and Aziena come out with and empty case of Toilet paper rolls, and Harry Potter done. She looks around to see that the front of the house was still in one piece but all the front rooms was thrown around and all the furniture was on the other side of the room.
"I go take a dump for-" she check her watch "at least 3 hours and I come see this. In my house hell no" She was fuming at the ears and Tina came and made it worse.
"What smells like something dead was covered 40 hot dogs was dipped in hot sauce ate by a bear farted out and was mixed with the 13 burritos we got at that airport but, it was sitting for 2 hours waiting to strike?"
"Aziena used the bathroom and Yammy farted before that" Gina said as she started gagging on the smell. Everyone was started to get sick of the disgusting smell.
"I think we need to air out the house for at least a couple of hours." Ulquiorra said as everyone just agreed and left the house. They walked to town which was a bit down the road and they parted into groups.
Group 1: To an early bird special in a 50's cafe
Stark
Lilynette
Barraggan
Zommari
Group 2: Shop district west side
Ulquiorra
Orihime
Kaida
Grimmjow
Ramiro
Group 3; Zoo
Yammy
Nnoitora
Gina
Tina
Aziena
Aquarium
Aaroniero
Luppi
Harribel
Szayel
Group 1
Once entering the café Stark had fell asleep at their table Barraggan was getting the eye from old women at the café. A waitress came at take their order. She too was giving Barraggan the eye. "What can I get you cutie?" her teeth were yellow and grim. Her lazy eye was rolling her looking at Zommari. Her dirty snow white hair with a pencil sticking out was in beehive wrap. Her claws for finger nails were sharp and cracked. Finally were the boobs sagging and her mole on her check was as hairy as her faded mustache.
"I'll have the spicy tomato soup and a 3 pounder hamburger" Lilynette ordered to wake stark and feed her.
"I'll have the chicken salad with fat-free dressing" Zommari got weird looks from his group. "I want to fit that size 3 swimsuit so I can look go for Azien." Finally Barraggan ordered last.
"How about the early bird challenge of eating 4 gallons of the soup Lilynette ordered." Everyone stopped and the café frozen. The chef came out and slammed his hand on the table, making Stark bang his head but, making no change in his slumber.
"I have seen you making eyes at my woman, how about a little wager?"
"I'm listening"
"You and me the champion of the special I made and did over a hundred times right here right now."
"And the prize?"
"My girlfriend can dump me and be yours" they shook on it and the old man chef felt like he had shook hands with the devil. The woman nametag that said Suzie had got them a water gallon full of soup. She waved the green flag and the men lifted the gallons to their mouth and started gulping it down.
Group 2:
The shopping district was open and large. Everyone was selling food, or clothes, or even Jews. The small group had stayed close together mainly because Orihime was amazed on how cute Ramiro was that Ulquiorra didn't want to leave her and end up worrying his head off about her. "So you found him and Tina or Gina shot him turning him human?"Orihime asked.
"Yup, and he is so cute. I'm just happy Grimmy let me keep him." Ramiro was sleeping in now and forever mother's arms. He twitched every time Orihime rubbed his arm or when Kaida would let Orihime hold him. A huge crowd of women rushed part them. If it wasn't for their mates they would have been killed by feet and heels. The commotion was at a sale going on at the mall and that they was fight out 7 different stores. Kaida and Orihime wondered into a baby store while the guys were forced there. They had picked put some clothed for Ramiro giggling over him when he smiled. He had only 3 teeth and he was just so cute.
"What are you going to tell her when we have to go back" Ulquiorra asked has they watch their girls.
"I don't know. Since I mated her everything just mellowed out with me but, I can't see her cry. She loves that kid" Ulquiorra looked at Grimmjow was a stone face. He realized that his hair wasn't has spiky as it normally was. Instead it was flatten and it reached his ears. His eyes were still the same.
"Did you try MJ again?"Grimmjow laughed
"No man, I'm just a little whipped just being mated to her for awhile. She's that amazing"
"Was it the sex?" Grimmjow smiled
"I can asked you the same thing. Ulquiorra Cifer 4th espada in Azien's most feared army is in a baby store because he was afraid of leaving his mate alone in a store full of trapped men and their masters that have their balls in wood chipper." Grimmjow said smirking at Ulquiorra's face.
"You're right mine is that good. So your keep him?"
"Yep, anything for my babe" Kaida had a single bag and Orihime had a smile on her face has she saw her store under the war zone of the fighting women.
"Oh lets go there Ulquiorra, I love that store" it was Build-A-Bear and mothers were fighting over the sale on the bears. Kids were betting who would win instead of crying. Fathers were holding purses, earrings, and shoes. They were crying over the time wasted they could be watching the big game.
"I don't think that is safe for now, let's go somewhere else like, somewhere else" Grimmjow said as they had walked away from the store. They wondered into a small restaurant called Cutie Penny. They walked in, sat down and ordered. An old group of women watch Kaida and Ramiro. One got up and walked over to their.
"I'm sorry to intrude but your brother is so cute" Kaida was confused she did have a brother she pointed to Ulquiorra. "Oh, heavens no not the clown. The baby in your lap?" Orihime sweat dropped as Ulquiorra went into his own depressed emo corner.
"She called me a clown, Am I funny? Why did I ever go to clown school? I just went for the make-up and it was just for an hour" She rubbed his back trying to make him feel better. He should have his revenge on the old lady.
"This isn't my brother he is my son" Kaida said has Ramiro cried out to Grimmjow.
"Papa, Papa up, up" Grimmjow sighed and picked up his son. Ramiro played with his hair.
"Aren't you a little young to open your legs to men?" The people in the café gasped
"Aren't you a little too old to keep your leg open to men"
"Slut"
"Hag" Grimmjow really didn't like this lady but Ulquiorra spoke before he got the change to make her rule the day her mother popped her out.
"Why don't you leave a die somewhere your nasty old lady. I'm fine with you messing with Kaida but when you call me a clown I drew the red line. Now go away you mean old lady" Ulquiorra made a shooing gesture but before she evoked his wrath.
"What are you going to do about it?" Her friends came up behind her. Ulquiorra gasped and grabbed his soda.
"In the power of my Lord Sir Dance A Lot make this burn" he threw the soda and it hit the ladies in their eyes, they ran around screaming. The group went on eating and Ramiro laughed at the ladies.
Group 3: Zoo &aquarium
Yammy, Nnoitora, Tina, Gina, Aziena, Harribel, Szayel, and Luppi went to the Zoo they saw the reptile house, Bats, lions and they separated to see the aquarium and the gorillas. Yammy, Nnoitora, and the girls went to see the monkey house. Harribel and her boys went to the aquarium.
The group heading for the monkey house had cameras. They started taking pictures. They got to the bamboos and they had a freak out from the powerful flashs. Tina didn't take pictures but she just was trying to eat her banana. A bamboo had grabbed her banana and she went in after it. 30 bamboos vs. 1 blind woman, Nnoitora took pictures has Tina fought them. Gina afraid of the fate awaiting her she grabbed Nnoitora and dressed him up in a banana suit with a built in speaker. She kicked him in and active the speaker. Peanut butter jelly time had attracted the alpha male. He had got Nnoitora and took him up to the tree there. The bamboos cheered as their alpha male was 'taking' their new queen.
Nnoitora so called friends left him there and got cotton candy. They met up with Harribel and her boys. All of them were wet and a small squid was trying to eat Luppi's brain. Luppi was giggling when the squid tried hard. "Poor thing is going to starve" Harribel pulled the squid off of Luppi and threw it into the face of a poor unsuspecting person who them screamed, running around about the squid beat the hell out of him.
"What happened?"Gina wondered about why there was water everywhere and why people were running screaming about lose cannibal marine animals.
"As you can see a shark was trying to eat Szayel while it was in the tank. It banged on the tank and the glass broke the water rushed into the other tanks causing the rest of the tanks to burst and all hell is breaking lose" Harribel explained.
Aziena saw that the sun was started to set. She flipped a switch on her designer watch from Paris. The Batman signal lit in the air.
"Isn't that from Batman" Gina asked as they headed home. Aziena didn't make eye contact with her.
"I borrowed it" the term was taken lightly. She took it for a costume party and didn't know how to give it back. So she kept the switch her in a mini watch that actives it.
Gotham City:
"Is he going to respond to the alterative signal? Chief" the chief said nothing as the Batman never did showed or in some way respond to the signal of a saggy tits.
Wayne mansion:
Bruce looked out the window and saw the sign. "Alfred it's for you" that's how the Gray Bat became, the defender, for the older and sagging skin plus the liver spots.
Everyone headed home. Group 1 came back with everyone carrying bags gallons of soup. "We have dinner for the next couple of months" Lilynette said had Group 2 entered. They looked at everyone else seeing that their day was the reason that they had to run from the tidal wave that hit the small restaurant. Group 3 came in with cotton candy and prize they found in the water. The whole group sat down and ate the soup. After eating the soup they sat down to watch Fred the movie. Ramiro had fell asleep half way thought the movie. After it was done Ulquiorra had to carry a sleeping Orihime upstairs. Grimmjow and Kaida left to carrying their sleeping child to their room. Everyone passed out in the living room but Luppi was up watching The Grudge, he fell asleep since he got bored. They never expected someone to come out of the TV and stand over them.
More Thank You's:
Everyone who reviewed and responded to chapter 12
Sorry if I didn't put you name. I wanted to thank everyone and in just 3 chapter a lot of people reviewed and I did want to waste anyone's time scan thorough the mega list looking for their name
*You need to have many bathrooms incase of an emerency or Santa Clase coming by
*The juicy animals will come in handy
*Yogi Bear was the person I was trying to relate to
I'm sorry if this seem short but so much are starting to f*** up my life this story won't be updated for about 4 months hopefully in short time. So review ALL IDEAS ARE WELCOME THE POLL IS HELPING OUT A LOT BUT ONLY ABOUT 5 OR6 PEOPLE VOTED. PLEASE REVIEW YOUR IDEA AND I'LL THAN YOU IN THE NEXT FIC
Extra:
After Group 1 left the cafe. 3/4 of them was scared for life. Barraggan had a happy look on his face. "You didn't have to do her in front of us. Oh Kami all I saw was wrinkles and saggy fat." Lilynette said as Stark was wide awake form fear.
"I shall never look at old people the same way again" Zommari had the wrost deal out of it.
"Was wrost you did it in my salad and she died from a heart attack on top of my tomatos" He wasn't really happy about that. They ran from the tidal wave, saw the Batman singal, started home
That was extra for some people/everyone who may not have laugh hard in this chpter