AN: stfu k if udnt liek it dnt red it fuckers now go fk urslfs so tht u can leve me alon and i dnt hav 2 read ur shit ever agin ok. stfu and go bac 2 ur momys
AN: STFU ok. If you don't like it, don't read it fuckers. Not go fuck yourselves so you can leave me alone and I don't have to read your shit ever again ok. STFU and go back to your mommies.
::TAYS POVS:::
wtf wher was i was th first qwuerstionv tht acvm 2 my mind when it wok up.
"watr hapened 2 me?" If 'where was I' was the first question on your mind, why not ask that? i sakded
"ui cut ursel 2 much thn at hapen tay." She should see a therapist. I can see it now: Your Life with A Therapist'. sum1 xad bac 2 me
"who tht fck r u?" io saked
"its me snape" You're dead! STOP BRINGING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE! IF JKR COULD KEEP SIRIUS, REMUS, TONKS AND DOBBY DEAD, YOU CAN KEEP SNAPE DEAD! snaep said b ac 2 me
"omg wtf u agni!" isacred I'd be braining him with something right now screaming "INFERI! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"u brok me nad ron up!" No, you broke up mutually. It was nothing to do with Snape's untimely demise. isacredm agin geting mader and mader.
"fck u idot and gtf out og my lif" He'll get out of your 'lif' but not your 'life'. Trust me, I know. i sacremd bac 2 saape
"i jujst asaved ur oife 4 a second time and thniks is how u tasy thank uy?" ...That's up with 'just as I Draco kissed me passionately' for the stupidest sentence ever award. i said 2 em
"ui dnt car if u save my lief what's a lief? u brok ron and me up" i sacremd agin.
"good" snaoe said bac
"stfu bastrard!" Hang on, didn't you break up with Ron for saying that about Snape? Poor guy, it's hate-on-Snape-day isn't it? i shutd and rn out of the rom b ujt b5 i culd ge out the dor closed in frnt of me
"omg wtf losr!" i scaredm 2 snape
"say thnk u" he asid bac 2 me
"no" i said bac 2 him *yawn*
"say it" he said bac 2 me
"no" i sadi bnac 2 him agiain.
"thn u arnt geting out." snape said bac 2 me\
"wtf" i said abc 2 sanep *sigh*
"u herd me" snaep bac 2 me
"fin thnnk u" i said bac 2 snape
"now let me out" i said 2 snape
"maybe" nsape said bac 2 me, he loked EVIL. *more annoyed sigh*
"omg LET ME OUT!" i scaredm and baned the door realy hard. snape just laughed SHUT UP I HAVE A BLOODY HEADACHE HERE!
"omg wat do uy waent frm me?' i scarmed geting nruvous
"i dnt want anything frm u I JUST WNT U!" snaope said 2 me
"omg u sic bastart!" You know, that may be true...Snape is sick, because he's in love with you! i sacred 2 me na banged the dor louded.
"silencendo!" To borrow Tara's expression: funky got a dude-ur-so-retarded face. "I hath telekinesis." snaope scremad and i culdnt talk anymore. YAY!
"thner tht wil shut u up!" snape said nad then b4 i new it snape had trasnsfrmed into DUMBLEFOR! What the hell?
"OMG WTF?" I kind of agree...Weird. i scarmed 2 snpae who was now dumbldor you just said that.
"u thot i was god, aw shit, I thought that Dumbles was god! But he made all the godly decisions and stuff... but realy I WAS WRKING 4 VOLEMOT" Um, aren't Dumbledore and the Big V working against one another? dulbmordore sacredm bac 2 me
"OMG! HOW CN I B SO STIPID! Genes? Or maybe you're just an inbred bitch? SNAP IS DED!" Thank god, he's not really alive. i scarfemd
"yes u idoit tht was mny plan al along, SNAP NEVR COMITD SUIDIDE I KILED HIM" Oooh, it's a Snape-kills-Dmbles-twist but the OTHER WAY AROUND! DUN DUN DUN! dumbldor screamed bac 2 me
"omg u BASTARD!" i sarem bac 2 dumblodor
"hahahahah u idoti u fel rite in2 my trp!" dumblefor scremed 2 bac2 me. then he wealked 4ward 2wards me. I think she used those together just to put numbers in.
"omg wtf r u doni" i scarmed geting scared
"im gong 2 rap u!" he asid laghing what was he going to rap? I hope it was something like 'Not Afraid' by Eminem. I love that song.
"omg u sic bastrard!" i saremd why, because he likes rapping? That's not nice!
"hahahahah" he scramed evilyiy. then, rite wen he was about 2 rape me no, he was about to rap you, you stupid, coot wearing bitch!
"gtfo ur hands of my grlfrend!" ron screamed carging tru the door. Weren't you just having a ménage a trios with Rose and Harry?
"omg wtf!" dumbldor sreamed wen ron kikc him in his bals. Ouch!
"omg ron u saved me!" i scare3d You know, because I can't be bothered doing anything apart from this, I'm listening to Katy Perry's TGIF (Last Friday Night). Have you seen the Peacock one? Damn, it's pretty bad...
"im srry 4 beig a idot" i said 2 me She said to herself? Why not say it to Ron?
"i 3give u!" i said bac 2 him okay, this is confusing me.
"now lts get ut of her b4 he can trp us!" ron said and the 2 of us ran ut of the rom. We ran up 2 the grinfdor commum room. Why? Aren't you both in Slytherin now?
"omg rose awt r u donig here?" wait, she hasn't scarpered by now? I would have. I mean, a Slytherin in a Gryffindor only place? i said wen i asws rose and harry siting 2gether.
"nohtng" rose said guitily Don't you hate it when people say 'nothing'? Because you're breathing and stuff...
"omfg u where fcking harr!" i saredm assuming makes an ass out of you and me. Plus, my playlist went onto Katy Perry's ET a bit ago. 'And be there when you vibrate', what kind of line is that?
"u slut!" i scaredm agin. That's rich!
"i nver fcked harry!" rose scramed ay me THAT WAS INCORRECT. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK. GOODBYE.
"stop ur fcking lis i hate cheters tht betry slitheruin!" Didn't you do that? i scaremd bac 2he
"wtf u dated ron!" he scaredm bac 2 mePictures of last night, ended up online, I'm screwed... Sorry.
"bt we r sole mtes) an he siwthced 2 slithering 4 me btich" isn't she, liek, your BFF? i scaredm agin.
"fck u" she scaredm at me Now, children...
"fck U' i scarmed bac at her luded atan she scaremd at me.
"bitch' she scredmed
"no ur the bitch!" i scaredm this is very childish...Usually, my friends and I's arguments end up with, on one memorable occasion, popcorn and melted marshmallow all over the place. And one of my friends' friends who hates me calls everyone lesbians. Not sure why she thinks it's an insult, maybe she's insecure about her own sexuality?
"come on ron lets GO" he can make up his own mind if he wants to go or not! i scaredm 2 ron and tok him by theb hands and drtaged him out ofg theb grifnfor commum room.
"fck tht bitch" i scarmed nd me asnd on went outsid 4 a walk just to walk? Fuming about stuff is awesomer.
2 b ocntined (tell me wat u think i ur nice I am not nice. So I'll say nothing. Until the next chapter's out.)