Chapter 11: Fear of the Master Sword
(Back in Hyrule Castletown)
Link, Pit, King DeDeDe, and Team Rocket were still fending off Vaati and Hades from attacking Hyrule Castletown. Zelda and Aryll were still there on the sidelines though.
Link- Anything about Hades we might want to know before we charge at him blindly, Pit?
Pit- Hades is usually more bark than bite, but he does have power to back up most of his claims. Not to mention he breaks the fourth wall constantly which can easily distract his opponents. But he also has powers similar to Lady Palutena and Viridi.
Hades- Not nice to give spoilers, Pitty. But if you're gonna spoil about me, how about I spoil something for the readers. Like for the season 5 finale, the author plans to write a story about…
Viridi (telepathically to Hades)- Hades, keep your spoilers out of this! If you don't, I'll reset your ****ing face!
Hades- …You're going on me, Viridi…
Vaati- If you're done acting like a clown, Hades, I'd like to kill Link before Master Tabuu takes our heads! Here's a new trick I learned.
Then Vaati creates a giant bubble out of each of his hands and had them move towards Link, Pit, and the others.
James- Siriously, bubbles? Is that the best you can come up with?
King DeDeDe- It could be a trick. You have told me some Poke'mon use bubbles their attacks.
Meowth- Nah. Watch as I burst his bubble!
Then Meowth used one of his claws to pop one of those two bubbles. However, when it popped parts of the ground the bubble's remains sprinkled over began to dissolve a bit. There was even a burn mark on Meowth's claw as smoke was coming from it.
Meowth- YOWWSA! It's like that thing was made out of acid!
Then Meowth realized the second bubble was about to collide into him and began to panic.
Palutena (telepathically to Meowth)- Power of protect!
Then a barrier appeared around Meowth as the acid popped around him.
Meowth- Holly shit! That was way too close for comfort!
Jessie- What have we gotten ourselves into?!
James- Where's Bewear when you need him…?
King DeDeDe- Don't tell me you're scared of this freak? I've seen better tricks from Nightmare.
King DeDeDe picked up a spiked ball with a face on it, tossed it into the air, and swung his mallet like a baseball bat. The spiked ball with a face on it was heading towards Vaati and Hades like a baseball. Hades and Vaati dodged, but then Vaati was smacked into a wall by DeDeDe's mallet. Before Vaati could regain his focus, he was hit with a barrage of missiles fired from DeDeDe's mallet.
King DeDeDe- Not so badass after all!
Suddenly, a hand reached up from the ground and grab hold of DeDeDe's left arm and leg. DeDeDe looked and saw Hades putting his hand in the ground and that the hand holding him was actually Hades'.
Hades- Got you, fatty!
Then Hades saw Link swinging the Master Sword at his hand. Hades quickly let go, but the Master Sword quickly grazed part of Hades' flesh. Hades' hand suddenly got what looked like a yellow glowing light with smoke coming out of it on Hades' hand.
Hades- ****! It burns! I can't believe just a tiny scratch caused me, the Lord of the Underworld, so much ****ing pain! Damn that Hylia!
Viridi (telepathically to Link)- I know our old middle school classmate, Hylia, crafted that sword, but the fact that it could hurt Hades like that…are you sure that sword should stay with the humans.
Link- I'm not giving you this sword if that's what you're asking, Viridi. Besides, the Master Sword has a mind of its own and prevents anyone who it deems unworthy from touching it. Just ask Team Rocket after they tried to steal it during season 2.
James- Don't remind us.
Palutena (telepathically to Viridi)- He's right. Only those who the sword deems worthy can touch it.
Viridi (telepathically to Palutena)- Still, what was Hylia thinking giving a weapon that could harm even a god to humans?!
Hades- That other swordsman who too was part of the original team 1,000 years ago was just as annoying!
Pit- Other swordsman? Are you saying you knew Mario's ancestor's team?
Hades- I didn't know the entire team, but I was acquainted with three. One was a dirty little fleabag who was raised by wolves when he was two years old, and Hylia still pick him to wield the Master Sword. At least Link is more mature than that pea brain was. Another was a former god that was my teacher in middle school…that is before he expelled me for causing a volcano to erupt in the school…But another happened to have been the captain of pretty Palutena's troops…before you were, Pitty Pat. Though I'm surprised she never told you…but then again, the author probably didn't want to spoil something that big so soon during season 1 of his fanfiction series.
Vaati slowly managed to get himself back up.
Vaati- If you're done wasting our time flapping your gums, I say was bust out the heavy artillery! The sample of Tabuu's power he gave us!
Hades- With how much of a risk that Sword of Evil's Bane would be, it sounds like a good idea to me!
Then Tabuu's mark appeared on both Hades and Vaati's left hand and Tabuu's power took hold of them.