He can't believe what he's seeing, but it's his duty to report the news, even when it means skipping his family's Christmas celebration. "There is a giant replica of the Titanic over London. We're not sure if it's a hoax, but there have been multiple reports from across London. We urge the public to stay indoors until more information comes to light. From what I can see, it appears to be heading towards Buckingham Palace. But the ship is getting lower and-"
Nothing remains of his office.