Blazerules34: Hey everyone! I hope you like this chapter! But I need some help… I have no idea what songs Soul and Maka should sing. I need one for Maka, and two for Soul. Thank you!
Soul: Make sure there cool songs!
Maka: … What he said.
~Soul's POV~
Today, for no apparent reason, we we're going to go boating. Maka seemed to own a boat nobody knew about. She also had a wakeboard and a tube. Sounds fun, right? Right. Does anyone even know how to wakeboard?
We loaded up, and went about 15 miles in our tour buses to the boat ramp, where Maka's boat, The Queen, was waiting. Seriously, who names their boat The Queen? Maka and Liz got excited when we got near the boat ramp. "Ah, memories, "Maka said with a cute smile on her face. Wait, cute? What the hell am I thinking?
Everyone got out of the car, and unloaded their stuff. Maka and Liz took off their cover-ups. Liz was wearing a green-and-white striped bikini, and Maka was wearing a blue one, with black stars all over it. They looked at each other, grinned, and started singing and dancing.
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me! "They sang, while shaking their hips. I got a nosebleed and turned away. Both of the girls laughed madly. "J-Just get on the boat already, "I muttered thickly. Everyone did so, and I drove the boat away.
~Maka's POV~
You all probably thought I should of Maka Chopped Soul for his nosebleed, right? Number 1, I only had my hand to chop him, and that would have hurt enough, but, well, I found it kind of cute. If any of you repeat that, I will deny it. Deny, deny, deny.
Soul drove the boat a little ways away from the dock, and then turned the boats motor off. "Ok, who wants to go wake boarding first? "Soul asked and turned to face the boys in the back, and then the girls in the front.
"Maka-chan does~! "Patti cheered. "Let's save the best for last, "I grinned and leaned back. "Um… Ok. "Soul said and turned away. "Kid, how about you? "Soul asked and the son of the shinigami shrugged. "Ok, but it's been a while, I don't know if I can get up, "He warned us and jumped in with the board.
He strapped his feet in, and bent his knees, bracing his arms against them. "Go ahead! "He called from the water, and Soul made the boat shoot forward, and Kid was yanked into a standing position. Soul tuned the boat to the left, and Kid followed in the wake. "Yay! Go Kid! "Patti cheered and Liz joined.
It happened that right as Kid jumped over the wake, he glanced down. "Ack! The board is asymmetrical! Get. It. Off! "He screamed and let go of the rope and plunged into the water. I started laughing, really hard, and Patti, Black Star, and Soul joined in. "Kid! "Liz screeched as Soul turned the boat around to go after his fallen friend.
"Did you get a picture of that? "I asked Tsubaki between laughing. She smiled a small smile and showed us. It was Kid, right as he let go of the boat, his face contorted into anger and misery, and it sent me howling with laughter again. We found him drifting in the water, glaring at us.
"Oh, was that so funny? "He muttered as we helped him get on the boat. "I think it was, I think I even heard Tsubaki giggling a bit, "I chuckled and he glared at me and Tsubaki. "Alright, whose next? "Soul asked and Black Star jumped up. "I will show you all how Godly I am! For, I, the God of awesome, will never fail as Kid did! "He boasted, and Kid shoved him in the water, and crashed the board on his head. It didn't even faze him.
He strapped his feet in, and got in the same position as Kid had been. "Your God is ready! "He yowled and the boat leapt forward.
The so-called "God" didn't even last as long as Kid; he hit a wave he didn't see coming and was sent flying. I burst out laughing, seeing Tsubaki looking horrified at the picture she took. She threw down the camera and dived into the water and swam toward Black Star, who was coughing up water after getting a mouthful.
The picture showed Black Star in a diving look, but his arms were at his side and his eyes were bugged out in terror. Priceless, truly priceless. Tsubaki towed Black Star in, pulled herself on the boat first, and then with Soul's help, pulled him in. "Your God… Demands to sit down… "He said and collapsed onto a chair.
"Who's next? "Soul asked after giving his friend a look. "I'll give it a go, "Liz stood and stretched. She jumped in with the board. "I don't know if I'll be able to get up, "She called at us, and then motioned for Soul to start.
Liz tried, and Kid even got in the water to help, but she couldn't get up on the board. "Alright, it's someone else's turn now, "She sighed as she got on the boat. "I'mma go and beat all your asses! "Patty yelled, and jumped in with the board.
She actually did pretty good, but then got bored and jumped in the water. This was kind of weird, since she had a fifty pound board stuck to your feet, and you can't really jump with that, but this is Patti. You never know with her.
"Go make us proud, Maka, "Liz patted my shoulder. "Feminine pride! "Patti cheered. "Right, let's do this! "I yelled and jumped off the boat, swimming as far away as the ski rope would let me. I then strapped my feet in, and got in position. "Ready! "I called and mentally prepared myself.
The boat took off, and my bunched up body rose to follow. "Woo, go Maka! "Liz cheered from the front of the boat. She started clapping, and Patti joined in with cries of "Yay! Yay! Feminine pride! "And with that I started my first trick. It was the same as Kid (almost) finished. I swept myself to one side of the wake, and jumped over as Soul swerved the boat.
Kid ended up sulking at that, and Black Star started shouting at me. "I demand a rematch! Nobody can defeat my Godliness! "He shouted, and as I did a 180, I muttered "Apparently, I just did". And did a thing like a skateboard trick; I kicked my feet up to the side, bringing the board with it, and landed it.
Eventually I got bored too, and motioned for Liz to do our trick. She shoved Soul aside at the wheel and did a few circle's, and at the last one, I let go, using the momentum to speed me towards land where we would go swimming. I collapsed close to shore and dragged myself up.
I waited by the shore for my friends to come along, and eventually, they did. "That, now that, was cool, "Soul found me first and pulled himself up nearby. "Why thank you, "I grinned at him. We waited for the others, and Black Star stalked up to me. "Your God demands a rematch! "He shouted in my face. I sat up, and reached behind me.
I picked up a heavy rock with one hand and smashed his head in with it. "Maka Chop! "I didn't even yell it. "Too bad you won't be well enough to one, "I said coolly to the now unconscious Black Star. Tsubaki rushed up to him and pushed a rag onto his head.
"He'll live, "I told her. "She means 'He may live', Tsubaki, "Soul snorted at me. "Maka, "I started to say. "Oh shit! "Soul cowered in front of me, and I broke out laughing, unable to finish the threat. "Oh, you're gonna get it now! That wasn't cool! "Soul mock-glared at me. I ignored him and kept laughing, shutting my eyes (A/N: This will be your downfall Maka!).
At once, hands cradled my body and lifted me up; startling me so much I stopped laughing and opened my eyes. Soul smirked at me as he raised me up to his chest. "Soul! "I yelled and started hitting his chest. "Ow! Damn, women, you don't even need a drum! Your hands hurt enough! "Soul complained loudly.
But that still didn't stop him from whatever he planned to do. He started walking forward, and then started running towards the open water. He got about waist deep, when, still running, he tossed me into the air and let me fall. I grabbed him as I fell, pulling him down with me.
We scuffled for a few more minutes when Soul finally gave up and swam back to shore, where our amused audience was watching. "Coward! "I called to him and swam to catch up. I splashed his face as I raced by, and he glared at me. "That was so not cool, Maka! "He yelled as I stumbled onto the beach.
I stuck my tongue out at him and collapsed on the ground, rolling onto my back. "Ugh, now I'm tired! "I complained. "My Godliness will refresh you! "Black Star shouted in my face, only to have me roll around and kick him where the sun never shines. He fell to the ground as Liz, Soul, Patti, Kid, and I started laughing. Tsubaki rushed forward and patted his head comfortingly.
"Nice on, "Soul chuckled and held his hand up for a high five, which I gave him. For another hour, we played at that beach before Black Star got bored and we decided to go tubing.
I, again, decided to go last, and Black Star went first this time. "Step aside, you cool boy. "I ordered Soul as he attempted to start the boat. "I'm going to drive the buffoon on the tube! "I added when he tried to protest. He shrugged and sat down near Kid. Black Star gave us thumbs up to signal he was ready, and I started the boat, not even waiting for him to show he wanted to go faster.
I headed the boat toward a rather open channel of water. That was where I could twist and turn the boat without crashing into land. We got to the open water and I swung the boat on a hard left, doing a circle so Black Star had to go over the boats waved. The tube went airborne, but Black Star cheered away, so I knew I had to try harder.
I tried a figure eight, and finally just did a circle till he fell off. I have to admit, I was pretty impressed he held on so long. Tsubaki didn't dive in after him this time; which was good, because I immediately pulled the boat around to go get him.
He was fine, a bit miffed that he fell off, but oh well. Soul went next and I drove him, while he drove Liz, Patti, Tsubaki, and Kid. Finally, it was my turn. I put on my lifejacket, zipped it up, and dove onto the tube.
Soul started to move, and I hung tight onto the things you hold on. Suddenly, the boat shot forward and I cried out, shocked. The boat did a turn that sent me over the wake and way to the side. I managed to cling on but the boat didn't stop there; it did a circle and I hit the waves and went airborne. I hung on, but pride be damned; I'm going to kill Soul later. I was lucky I hadn't lost my bikini yet!
But the boat continued to do all these turns and circles, when we hit another boats waves, I couldn't hang on any longer. I was thrown into the air, and I fell. I hit the lake with a jarring crash, and I was thankful for the lifejacket.
Someone dove in and grabbed me, hauling me up onto the boat. There I sat, shivering and glaring at Black Star who had his hands on the wheel. "Who let him drive? "I demanded, and all hands pointed to Soul. "Why did you let him drive, Soul? "I asked sweetly. "He shoved me away and he started driving before I could do anything! "He told me, and for some reason, I believed him.
After that though, we headed home to rest up for the concert tomorrow in Las Vegas.
Blazerules34: Pretty good, right? All those tubing and wakeboarding things came from experience, just so you know. And remember, two for Soul, and one for Maka! I will listen to all suggested!
