Prompt: "ANNIE GIVES JEFF A HELLO KITTY NOTEBOOK AS A GIFT" for veryspecialOne.
Rating: General
Spoilers: Season 3, "Pillows and Blankets"
Summary: "If I get a Hello Kitty Journal, will you like me again?"
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Stupid Things Humans Say That Hello Kitty Has Been Forced to Hear Every Day Since 1974
"Annie, this gift is thoughtful, but more than a little manipulative."
"I learn from the best, Jeff. What's wrong, are you afraid to be seen with Hello Kitty?"
"I'm not afraid to be seen with anything. If I decided to write in a Hello Kitty diary, she'll be a purring, silken pussy cat by the end of my first entry."
"Jeff! Women are not kittens."
"Really? I'll note that in my diary."
"Now you're just being mean. You can't pretend that you don't have a deeper level. You spent a half hour convincing us you had a deeper level the other day, when you wanted us to win the poetry competition, and now you're gonna back out? Too late, mister. You're on the character development train."
"I knew that you living with Abed would have its consequences."
"I meant 'character' in the classic sense!"
"Dear diary, today Annie revealed her true nerd self to me. Then she offered to do all my homework to keep me from talking."
"Says the man who follows Marvel on Twitter."