What if Sarah chose the other knocker?

Sarah: Holy canoli! Doors! How'd they get here?

Ludo: Iono.

Sarah: Hmmm…Well, since they're here, I might as well go through one. But only one, 'cause looking through each door to see which one is safer if just stupid.

Ludo: Uh-huh.

Sarah: Which one should I pick?

Ludo: Eaws.

Sarah: Ok, the one with the knocker going through its brain. That seems smart.

Mouth Knocker: Mhmm mnm hmgrm!

Sarah: …Dude. Just open your mouth and let the handle fall to the ground.

Mouth Knocker: **does what she said** Wow, I can't believe I didn't think of that before.

Sarah: Yep, definitely not going through you.

Ear Knocker: I've been sittin' here for 62 years and this is the first time he's had sense enough to let go of that dang blasted thing.

Mouth Knocker: Well at least I got mine out!

Ear Knocker: I'm the rubber, you're the glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Mouth Knocker: …Damn. He always wins at that.

Ludo: Mowon.

Sarah: I think I just heard my brain cells committing suicide.

Ludo: What bwain cells?

Sarah: Watch it fluffy. **opens the door which apparently leads to a large bathroom** Woah, wait, what?

Jareth: **singing in the shower** No, you'll never be alone. When darkness comes you know I'm never far. Hear my whispers in the da—

Sarah: Jareth?!

Jareth: Sarah?! **hides behind shower curtain** What are you doing here?!

Sarah: Getting scarred for life.

Ludo: ARGH! Gwoss!

Sarah: But since I'm here…

Jareth: Can't you wait until I'm dressed?

Sarah: Nope, give me the child.

Jareth: Oh not this crappy monologue.

Sarah: Through dangers untold—

Jareth: It wasn't that bad.

Sarah: And hardships unnumbered—

Jareth: Hyperbole much?

Sarah: I have fought my way here—

Jareth: No you didn't.

Sarah: To the castle beyond the Goblin City—

Jareth: You mean my bathroom?

Sarah: To take back the child that you have stolen—

Jareth: You told me to!

Sarah: For my will is as strong as yours—

Jareth: Still naked here.

Sarah: And my kingdom as great—

Jareth: What kingdom?

Sarah: You have no power over me.

Jareth: …Uh…Yeah I do.

Sarah: What?

Jareth: Now that you've "seen" me, I have plenty of power over you.

Sarah: Like what?

Jareth: Your libido.

Ludo: Oh snap.

Sarah: I'm only 15!

Jareth: Doesn't matter. Go away now so I can get dressed.

Sarah: …I should have chosen the other door.

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If you read the Labyrinth, you'll know what actually happened when she went through the other door. It's weird, even by Labyrinth standards.

Oh my, three updates in one day? That's insane. This is what happens when I do my work ahead of time therefore giving me nothing to do in class.

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