New Chapter, yer i don't know why i wrote this oh yer i remember its to do with fanfic
There is some kind of funny stuff depends on your humour a bit of toilet humour and a bit of Batman/Joker slash kind of YAY anyway hope you enjoy
It was two days after the Joker had been sent to hospital to recover, he had been feeling more irritated as the time went by. He had to make a get away and fast, looking around the room there were two guards standing by the door, they glared at him when he had looked over to their direction. "I need a piss" he said his tongue darting out, he looked over to the clock, it was time for the guards shift change, it was a perfect time but then the worst thing he could of planned for. Batman. The Dark knight walked in slowly into the hospital room " well hello batsy", batman glared "Shut up joker I have no time for your games", Joker grinned darting his tongue out to lick his lips "batsy if you don't mind I need a pee" he said crossing his legs, lifting his arms up the most he could but the hand cuffs restricting his movement.
"Well if you REALLY need it I'll have to come and supervise you wont I" he said feeling annoyed. "OOO.. batsy's taken a liking to me, well go on then batsy" he said laughing. Batman growled " ok you need a pee here" batman took the handcuffs off jokers wrist but replacing them with his strong hands, he walked with joker into the bathroom. "OOO… batsy I thought you were joking" he said grinning, batman was getting frustrated he made the clown sit onto the toilet then he placed a hand cuff onto one of the jokers hands chaining him up to the toilet.
"OOO…. Kinky batman, didn't know you liked playing it that way", batman glared "just do it have your pee" he said standing there.
"Nah I need a shit now and it might get a bit smelly considering the things you get fed in hospital" he grinned batman "your welcome to stay if you can handle the smell".
Batman pulled a face "I'll be outside waiting and no funny business!" he told the joker.
"What like farting" he rolled his eyes and then he started to laugh at his joke, when batman had left the bathroom, he looked down to his right hand, there was only one way to get his hand out and it was breaking it. He grabbed hold of his right wrist and started pulling it back until he heard the crack, quickly he tried to pull the broken hand out of the hand cuffs, after a painful ten minuets he had managed to make his wrist into an awkward shape. Batman knocked on the bathroom door "hurry up!" he told the clown. Joker smiled "I'm having a big number two, just wait!" he said, he started groaning from the pain in his hand.
"Oh my god he must be having a big shit there," he said to himself listening to the groans.
Finally the clown got his hand out and started to climb on the sink to get into the window, thank god he was so skinny he could just manage to get through "NEARLY DONE" he said, he squeezed out of the window, he sat on the window admiring the view.
Batman had enough "that's it I'm coming in", batman stormed in "DON'T YOU DARE!!" spotting joker's escape, he ran up to him but accidentally knocked him trying to get onto the sink he tried grabbing the joker but it was too late.
The Joker didn't grasp the window in time and fell out of the window falling 100 feet, he didn't scream only laughed "BYE BYE BATMAN!!"
Batman's eyes widen, there was no way anyone would survive that fall. Not even the Joker.
OOO BIG cliffie, if Joker was out of character i'm sorry but i tried my best today and i hope liked reading this chapter it was kind of fun LOL. Anyway review please!